Three Fun Facts About The Satanic Panic

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Hey, welcome back to the Shane and I show my

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name is Shane. My name is Max and satin sheets

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provide poor traction They do. Yeah They're cool

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to look at though. They're cool to look at and

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you know, very comfy. Yeah, and I You know, every

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now and then you'll be like in Target or wherever

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satin sheets are being sold. I don't know. I

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don't go sheet shopping. I just, this has happened

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to me more than once where I'm with a girl and

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we're in a store and they're like, Ooh, satin

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sheets. We should get some satin sheets. I think

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everybody does that. Yeah. And everybody makes

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that mistake. And they use them like once and

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they realize it's too slippery and they never

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use them again. It's fucking slippery. You can't.

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And then you have satin sheets sitting in your

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closet for like years. Yeah. And I'll, yeah,

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it's no good for. Or what you can do is you can

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like use them on your guests. When your guests

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come over, if you're fancy and you have a guest

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room. Yeah. Be like, good luck. Good luck. Yeah,

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there you go. Anyway, this is a podcast about

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nothing. That makes you think of something. And

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hey, it's been a minute. Yeah, it has. We did

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one episode last month. Yeah. We used to say

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this was the bi -weekly -ish podcast. I think

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it's going to be the bi -monthly -ish podcast,

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maybe. Kind of. It's the Whenever We Feel Like

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podcast. Hey, how about that? It's The Shane

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and I Show. It's the Whenever We Feel Like it

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podcast. Is it a podcast about nothing? That

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makes you think of something. Yeah. So we're

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here. We're recording. Damn. It's been a minute.

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It has been a minute. Yeah. We were going to

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record last week, but I had my sync fiasco happen.

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You did. And honestly, I would have struggled

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with it because my leg was hurting so much. So

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what happened with your leg? All right, so I...

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It was sore, so I used a theragun on it. Right.

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Which you should. Yeah, which you should. But

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I overdid it. Like, I really pounded the shit

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out of it. You pounded the shit out of it? Yeah.

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And then, and I did that twice in one day. Yeah,

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that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. And the

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next day I woke up and it was just fucking...

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Dude, getting old. Yeah, man We were talking

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about that yesterday. Like I had I had this experience

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a couple last week or I Have fucking I didn't

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realize that bad knees Mm -hmm, like I can go

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and squat some heavy weights and like not have

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a problem. My knees don't hurt and nothing like

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that Yeah, my dog is a little hyperactive. Right?

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Yeah by little I mean, she's a lot hyperactive

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She's an energetic dog. Yeah, and so I decided

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like last week like okay, maybe if I sprint with

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her that might help her mellow out, right? And

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so like every like 20 feet we do like sprints,

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wind sprints. And it was fine during the time.

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And I felt that like the last time we were coming

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back and we did one more sprint and I felt my

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knee twitch a little bit. And I was just like,

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fuck. And I was thinking in my head, right? I

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was thinking in my head, I'm like, this dog,

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because the one thing I despise about all encompassing

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working out. Right? Because I pretty much love

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all encompassing working out. All right. But

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there's one thing in working out that I hate.

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Yep. And that's running. It's running. I can't,

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for all my life, I've been a terrible runner.

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Don't like it. It's not my cup of tea. Me too.

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And I actually, I was on the cross -country team

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in high school. I really gave it my best shot.

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It is not for me. Me and running have never gotten

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along, right? But I was only doing it for this

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dog and I'm thinking when I'm running, I'm like,

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if this dog turns me into a runner, I'm going

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to be pissed. I'm going to be pissed if this

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dog turns me into a runner. Well, or you might

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just be a runner who enjoys running. But I don't

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enjoy it. Well, then it wouldn't turn you into

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a runner. No. But anyway, so since then, my knee's

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been fucked. Uh -huh. Not fucked. I mean, it

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hurts. Like, if I step on it, if I bend it and

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go upstairs, it hurts when I go up the stairs.

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So when you do regular knee stuff, it hurts.

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But it didn't hurt the other day when I was squatting.

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And I was squatting pretty heavy. Yeah. Right?

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But as soon as I took my knee pads off and I

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started walking back to my car, guess what? Yeah.

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It started hurting. Yeah, the knee, like your

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car, it has a bunch of different gears. Yeah.

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I mean, that's not, that's, that's just kind

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of a, a metaphor. Right. It has a bunch of different

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gears and, and so the squatting gear is still

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in good shape. Right. But one of those gears

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or two of those gears. Right. So what I started

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doing for myself, I started using that Roman

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icy hot shit. Oh yeah, man. Dude, two days later,

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I'm pretty much good. Kira uses that stuff. And

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she likes it. Yeah, I used it on my little knee

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area, and you could feel it get hot, and then

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got it cold, and now it's fine. That's good.

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And I used it this morning once, so I figure

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I'll use it tonight when I go to sleep. But getting

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old, dude. Getting old sucks, man. I'm glad I'm

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not one of those guys that wakes up and just

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fucking injures my back by getting out of bed.

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I know you dude I fucking one time I was in the

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shower and I sneezed right like while I was washing

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my hair right and I fucking like I fucked my

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back for two weeks if my back was fucked never

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had cuz I sneezed in the shower washing never

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had that experience before where I'm like I know

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people that have like you and other people that

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are old like me and you yeah, but they just do

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something I know a guy that he walked out of

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his house went down to walk down his porch and

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fucking shattered his ankle damn, yeah But he

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was also like 300 something pounds. Well, that'll,

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yeah, that'll, that's just, that's so much wear

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and tear that eventually it fucking goes bust.

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But it's just like, dude, like I know how I'm

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pretty, I know how to take care of myself pretty

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well. As far as like, I don't get injured when

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I lift and like, I don't get sore too much. Like

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I get sore, but it's not like horrible to where

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I'm dying. But this knee thing just brought it

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all back to me that I was old. Yeah, no, I know

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what you mean. I'm just like, dude, it's just

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a ray. I did four wind sprints. And I'm just

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like, dude, I hate running. I hate running. And

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your knee decided to make a statement that you

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weren't going to be doing that anymore. Yeah,

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yeah. And I could remember when I used to do

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CrossFit. We'd had to run all the time and I

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fucking hated it back then too. And I'd always

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get like the back of my calf. I'd always pull

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something in the back of my calf. And I'd have

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to, dude, it was bad. Like, I just couldn't run.

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I'm like, I've never been a runner. Yeah. So.

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I used to be able to sprint just fine. Right.

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I did a lot because I was on the lacrosse team.

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Right. I could out sprint any, well, I could

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out endurance sprint anyone on the lacrosse team.

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I wasn't the fastest, but I could. Right. I could

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keep sprinting all day long. And it's just weird.

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It is. It's just weird getting old. It sucks.

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I fucking, I hurt my leg. two weeks and two days

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ago. And it's, and it still hurts. It's, it's

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literally a pain in my ass. Yeah. That's where

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most of the pain is at this point. It's mostly

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gone away, but my ass is still sore. Is that

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where it is? The back of a hammy? So it's, it's

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the, it's the back of the hammy and the gluteus

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on the, on the right side. It's just my right

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ass cheek. Everything around there hurts. You

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sure you weren't doing some heavy bondage? I

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was not doing any heavy bondage. And the crazy

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thing, like, I heard it two weeks and two days

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ago. And it still hurts. Yeah, it takes a long

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time to heal when you're an old man and you don't

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do nothing. I'm 40 years old, which is not old

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by any means, but 20 -year -old me... would have

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been good as new in three days. Dude, 20 -year

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-old you wouldn't... Probably wouldn't even got

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hurt to begin with. But you wouldn't even...

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Even if you were hurt, you'd be like, I'm okay.

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Honestly, 20 -year -old me would not have...

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I would have been too inebriated to actually

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feel the pain, and I would have done something

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horrible and made it way worse. So I'm glad it

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didn't happen to 20 -year -old me. Man, when

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I... But see, at least you're not one of those

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people that deny that you're in pain. You know

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those people that deny stuff? Like if you're

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in pain or something like that. I was thinking

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about this the other day, speaking about one

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of our friends. Yeah. He doesn't like it when

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I name him on the podcast anymore, so I'm not

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gonna name him on the podcast. Okay. But you

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remember when he got all super depressed, and

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we would call him and be like, dude, what are

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you doing? Yeah. So I remember one time I had

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this full conversation with him, right? Yeah.

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I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Why don't

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you go to a doctor? Why don't you go to a psychiatrist

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or something? Maybe get some help or something

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like that. And he's like, oh, no, they're just

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going to give me medication. They're going to

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tell me what I already know, that I'm already

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depressed. I'll just finish this season of Star

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Trek Next Generation. It'll be cool. It'll be

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cool. It'll be cool. And then he decides he's

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going to smoke pot to get over the depression.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so medication medication. Yeah,

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exactly in a different way But if you're built

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like us is that you don't use that stuff as medically

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provided That's the thing I've thought about

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this man. I was like thinking about this I'm

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glad I never tried doing medical pot Yeah, I

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also never tried the medical pot thing, but it

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was readily available where I will see that's

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that's the thing It's readily available to me,

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but I'm like I know how I would be with it, because

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I remember when I was trying to quit drinking

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on my own. Yeah. I was trying to quit getting

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loaded on my own. And all I would do is smoke

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pot, smoke dope, smoke pot. I sound like a fucking

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old man when I say dope. Yeah. All I would do

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is smoke pot, right? Whippersnappers smoking

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dope. Smoking that dope. Smoking that. Smoking

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that. Smoking the reefers. Devil's lettuce. Devil's

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lettuce. Devil's lettuce. Got me. So I smoked

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the devil's lettuce. I like the devil's lettuce

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better. That's a good one. I like that too. So

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I smoked the devil's lettuce, right? And I went

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from like casually doing it to like all the time.

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Like I was fucking stoned all the time. Yeah.

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Just to keep me away from... from a drink, right?

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Yeah. And it's just like, I know that if somebody's

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like, if somebody puts it in my little fucking

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head and I'm not right with myself, they're like,

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oh, dude, that little knee injury, if you, you

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know, if you smoke a little pot or whatever,

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it'll, it'll fucking go away. And if I'm like

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not in the right frame of mind, I could be like,

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you know, you're, you're probably right. Yeah.

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And I came close like once there was once where

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I was not sleeping well. Yeah. And I'm passing

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by a dispensary and like, I bet if I go in there.

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I can find something in there that'll help me

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sleep dude I don't know if you know this and

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and this is a good thing actually because it'll

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it'll like it'll put a hiccup in any like fucking

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like impulsive like fuck it I'm gonna go give

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it a shot right kind of thing but dispensaries

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dude you got a fucking register and show ID and

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fill out a form just to get in the door yeah

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well I didn't go I just was passing by it and

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the thought entered my head it was like I bet

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if I get some medical marijuana I bet if I get

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some of that medical devil's lettuce, I'd be

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able to sleep. I bet you would, too. And the

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way I was starting to convince myself of it,

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I was just like, that's not good. So luckily

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I know what to do when those thoughts come up,

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and it didn't happen. But just like entertaining

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the thought wasn't like, oh, it'll help me sleep.

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The entertaining thought went from, oh, it'll

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help me sleep to, I could do it all the fucking

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time and it would be okay. Like within an instant.

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Yeah, like it was like, oh it helped me like

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I remember I'm driving past the dispensary. I

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see it I think one of the pictures so showed

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something like it could help me sleep and the

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person in the picture is like all peacefully

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sleeping and I'm like Yes, it could help me sleep.

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And then as soon as I said, yes, it could help

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me sleep I was like, yes, and I can do it all

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the time. I'm like, nope Yeah, no Because I remember

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being when I was when I was stoned all the time.

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Yeah. No me too, man It was not fun. I ate a

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lot. Oh, yeah, it's good to eat. I mean, music

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can be better sometimes. Right. It's enjoyable

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stuff, but it also is, yeah, can lead to bad

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places if you are inclined towards compulsive

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drug use. Yeah, I am very compulsive with that

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stuff. Oh, me too, man. I started drinking regularly

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to try to get a control of my pot smoking. Right.

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So you did the opposite of what I did. Yeah.

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And lo and behold, that did not work out well

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for me at all. I was better off a pothead, but

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you know. So anyway, I got a new segment I want

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to try. Yeah. We talked about it. I want to call

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it. You ready for the intro? Let's hear it. Let

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me clear my throat. You ready? Here it goes.

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Cow Fart Surprise. Yep. Three random facts. So

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not Cal Farts Supremes. No, it's three random

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facts. Three random facts. All right. So are

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the facts random in that they're like totally

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unrelated or? No, they're random about one particular

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topic. So three facts about a random topic. Yeah.

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Okay. Three facts about a random topic. Three

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random facts. Sounds better. It does. I feel

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like it's misleading. It's not misleading. Let's

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do it. Let's do it. So, I thought about doing

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three facts about, three random facts about baseball.

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Wait, wait, wait. You said it. That's the name.

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Three facts. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Okay. So, let

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me change it. Let me go back. Rewind. New segment

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for Shane and I show. Yeah. Three facts. You

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know, that doesn't sound right. That sounds better.

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Wait. Try this. Try this. little alliteration,

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three fun facts. Okay. Yeah. Here we go. All

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right. New segment for Shade of Night Show. Three

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fun facts. Doesn't quite work with the way you

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said it, but I think that would be the three

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fun facts. Three fun facts. All right, let's

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do it. Okay, so I was gonna do baseball since

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it's baseball season. Yeah, hey. And then I got

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something better, because I remember when I was

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a kid in the eighties. Mm -hmm. We're going to

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do three facts about the Satanic Panic. Oh, shit.

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Old school. Yeah. All right. The Satanic Panic,

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in case you didn't know, was a big thing in like

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85, 86, 87, 88. Yep. That time frame. It never

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entirely went away. No, it's still going around.

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In some communities, it's still big. You'll see

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in these three facts how ridiculous it was. All

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right, let's hear it. All right? Yeah. And you

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can just riff if you want. All right. OK, the

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first one. Yeah. The P &G logo panic. The P &G

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logo. P &G. Like Procter & Gamble? Yep, that's

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what it is. All right. Wait, don't they make

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cereal? Yep, you gotta listen. All right. You

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think cancel culture is new? Cancel culture is

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new. In the 1980s, Procter & Gamble had to change

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their 100 -year -old logo because people thought

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the man in the moon had 666 hidden in his beard.

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A rumor spread that the CEO had the CEO confess

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to being a Satanist on Donahue, a show he never

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even appeared on. P &G eventually sued for liable,

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but the logo was already a goner. Could you imagine?

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Like, people make a big deal. Like, they're like,

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oh, I could see it in his beard! It's in his

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beard! Can I imagine? Yeah. Have you been on

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the internet lately? Yeah, but this is before,

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like, the internet, dude. This is the 80s. Do

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you know how hard? Like, and it's super easy

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these days to, like... cause some chaos on the

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internet and get somebody canceled. In the 80s,

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that shit was hard. Every time I go on Instagram,

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because it knows I love this shit, there's somebody

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showing me a picture of a logo or something and

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there's a goddamn some crazy symbol hidden in

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it that means everything. Right. Yeah. There's

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all kinds of shit like that. But, yeah, I mean,

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it was hard to get enough people to where the

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guy... Like, to even have the myth going around

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that the CEO confessed to being on Donahue saying

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he was a Satanist. Right. And was this, like,

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this was probably before... No, this was before,

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like, DVR. Yeah. So you couldn't just be like,

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no, go watch the episode. It's like, check it

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out on YouTube. I didn't say it. Yeah, you couldn't

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do that. It was like, enough people... Like,

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the guy had to come out and say, no, that's not

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true. Yeah. And by that point, people didn't

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believe him. Yeah, no, I get it. How do you prove

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it? They're like, dude, you're a Satanist. You

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were on Donahue. And they're like, nobody knows

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the episode. And nobody knows what the episode

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is. The prank guy from Proctor and Gamble being

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on Donahue. OK, number two. Ready? Number two.

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The Smurfs, the tiny blue menace. Hell, yeah.

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If you grew up in the 80s, your parents might

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have burned your Smurfs. Why? because a tiny

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blue guy in a red hat doing alchemy was considered

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a gateway to the occult. There was even a popular

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urban legend that Smurf dolls would come to life

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at night and bite children. Apparently, being

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three apples tall was the perfect height for

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a demonic minion. The perfect height for a demonic

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minion is three apples tall. Three apples tall.

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They can... They're... They're... They're...

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That gives them the greatest opportunity to serve

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Satan. Being three apples tall. Yeah, to serve

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Satan, and I can get where they're coming from.

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I can't wait to be a cult. Little blue guys are

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a gateway to the cult. But I can get it if you

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ever watch the fucking Smurfs episode. Yeah,

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no, I get that too. It's very culty. a bit and

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it makes no sense. Right. I mean, their, their

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economy is based on smurf berries. What if the

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smurf, the other, the other one I got from the

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smurf is what if the smurf berries were drugs?

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What if the smurf berries were drugs? They had

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to be drugs, right? That would make more sense

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than them just being cold. Yeah, it would. Like

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if they were, they were three apple high drug

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peddlers. Yeah. I, I actually have a smurf theory.

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Right. It's not a conspiracy theory. I just feel

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like this kind of tracks for the Smurfs. I think

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this is like the hidden truth of the Smurfs.

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Like, so... Lay it on me. All right. Supposedly,

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like, Papa Smurf was like the respected, you

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know, elder, and supposedly Smurfette was kind

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of a fun side character that they had around.

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Yeah. I think Smurfette was actually the ringleader.

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And all the Smurfs were her, her like... Her

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husband's right and she was running like a cult

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right that sold drugs and and and forced their

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people to use drugs that's how she that's how

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she was able to get like like a hundred and twenty

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husbands and and the old guy just had no clue

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and And everybody just like just went along with

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it But did Papa Smurf have a clue? No, but a

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lot, you know, here's the thing, people would

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lick his ass. Right. But I think Papa Smurf probably

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approved of the Smurf berries. Yeah. So that's

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their economy. He would have had to approve that

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since he's the oldest guy in the village or whatever.

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Is he or is he just somebody who used way too

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many Smurf berries? He could have used way too

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many Smurf berries. I think maybe they were a

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drug peddling cult. Yeah. You ever, you ever

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see like a 30 year old person who looks to be

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about 82. Yeah. Just fucking squeaking out of

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their mind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or you see people

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that you knew before they moved to LA and then

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you see them like two years after they moved

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to LA and their fucking soul is gone. Yeah. You

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ever seen that in somebody? No, but I believe

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it. I've seen it, dude. L .A. is a kind of horrible...

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It is? Yeah. Like, dude, like, you lose yourself

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really easy in L .A. I don't even like driving.

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Well, of course I don't like driving through

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L .A. Right. I do my best to avoid it when I

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can. Right. Okay, you ready? Mm -hmm. You ready

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for the third one? Yeah. The backmasking myth.

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The backmasking myth? Yep. I don't... Ready?

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Yeah. Okay. The panic turned every teenager's

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bedroom into a D .Y .I. exorcism. People started

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spinning records like Led Zeppelin's Stairway

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to Heaven backwards, convinced they'd hear hidden

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prayers to the devil. It's a classic case of

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audio... pareidolia? Pareidolia. Pareidolia?

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Yeah, if you listen to enough shit backwards,

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eventually some of it is gonna sound like something

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regular, yeah. Right. If you... If you tell someone

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they're about to hear, they're about to hear

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Sweet Satan, their brain will turn, will turn

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a backward guitar riff into a demonic shout out

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every single time. Yeah. Yeah. It will. Yeah.

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If fucking that's just the way your brain works.

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Yeah. Yeah. If you, if you direct it towards

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making a connection, it'll make that connection.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I've heard that about a

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while. So I heard. Judas Priest once had to go

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to court because two guys killed themselves.

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They're listening to the song with stained glass

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or broken stained glass or something like that.

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And they listened to it backwards and supposedly

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it said, just do it, do it, shoot yourself. But

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it's not true. Right. They won the court case

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because the families wanted to sue him for like

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12 million bucks or something, which back in

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the 80s is a lot of money. Yeah, man. Ozzy got

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sued for somebody, some kid committed suicide

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after listening to who was a fan of Ozzy, right?

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Suicide Solution. Suicide Solution, right, which

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is a great song. Yeah. And one I totally identify

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with, but it's not at all about suicide. And

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he won that case handily. Yeah, it's weird. It's

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weird when people do that with music where they

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think there's hidden messages in songs. I don't

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know. As a guy that was a kind of a musician,

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I say kind of because, you know, I did some stuff

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musically, but you never sit around in a recording

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studio and go, you know what we should do, guys?

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You know what we should do? Hide satanic shit

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in the song? We should hide satanic messages

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in our songs. Here's the difference between you

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and Judas Priest. Right. Right. Supposedly. Supposedly.

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Right. Let's make sure we don't get a lawsuit

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here. Here's the difference between you and them.

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They're Satanists. So when they record an album,

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that is what they do. Yeah. And I remember back

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in the day where everybody, it's so silly now

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when you think about like most Led Zeppelin lyrics

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were about the fucking, what's that? But sex.

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No, they weren't about but sex. A few of them

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were. A few of them were. But a lot of them were

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also about the hobbit. Yes, right. Yes, and it's

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weird that people would get like stairway to

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heaven is Come is all about the hobbit. Is it

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really? Well, that's there at heaven. Which one

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is it? I know the one you're thinking of ramble

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on Maybe he's a ramble on that. I'm thinking

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Because he mentions. Yeah, it's really Yeah Ramblin'

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on is all about the Hobbit. And people used to

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think that song was a Satanist song. Like, it's

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Led Zeppelin, dude. Like, you turn on a Led Zeppelin

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song like Black Dog or something, where could

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you find some Satanist stuff in Led Zeppelin?

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Like... I don't think you can. You know, a group

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that used to freak people out, Black Sabbath.

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Right. And if you listen to the lyrics, like,

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their shit is actually shockingly optimistic

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and upbeat and sometimes even spiritual. Right.

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And it's all very, like, fucking peace and love

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and, you know, all that. Yeah, because I remember,

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I can remember when people, like, used to think

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Kiss was a Satanic band. Kiss. Kiss. And that's

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silly. Yeah. I mean, they had songs like Love

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Gun. How is Love Gun a Satanic song? I feel like

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Love Gun could be a term for one's... Well, that's

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what it's about. Yeah. And Satan loves Penises.

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Ask any—ask anyone. Ask any Satanist? Ask any—well,

00:25:20.549 --> 00:25:23.029
don't ask a Satanist. Ask any Christian, and

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they'll tell you that one of the things Satan

00:25:25.390 --> 00:25:29.609
loves most of all is penises. Is there a theory

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that— Satan wants penises everywhere. Isn't there

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a theory that Satan will bite your penis off

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if you masturbate too much? I've never heard

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that one. And I'm glad I haven't, because it

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might have brought some joy from me in my life.

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Satan will just come out of your bedroom, lower,

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and bite your dick off. God damn. Satan will...

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I've heard you might go blind. I've heard that

00:25:55.559 --> 00:25:57.140
too. I've heard you might grow hair on your palms.

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Yeah, all of which are not true. Yeah. All of

00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:02.220
which are not true. These are theories that I

00:26:02.220 --> 00:26:06.819
have tested extensively, and I can disprove them.

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Oh, dude, I'd love to say... Loved it. It was

00:26:11.190 --> 00:26:13.150
the satanic panic of the 80s because I could

00:26:13.150 --> 00:26:15.970
remember like if you were all black Yeah, and

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you listen to heavy metal music. You were automatically

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didn't matter what kind of person you were Yeah,

00:26:21.289 --> 00:26:23.309
you were a Satanist. You were a Satanist played

00:26:23.309 --> 00:26:25.029
play Dungeons and Dragons. You're a Satanist

00:26:25.029 --> 00:26:27.690
Yeah, yeah, you played the devil's game. Yeah,

00:26:27.930 --> 00:26:31.029
you smoked the devil's lettuce. Mm -hmm, right?

00:26:31.809 --> 00:26:34.910
I can remember yeah, it was it was a crazy time.

00:26:35.089 --> 00:26:39.640
But if if you go online You will find that there

00:26:39.640 --> 00:26:43.980
is currently something very much like the satanic

00:26:43.980 --> 00:26:48.519
panic in a borderline mainstream way going around

00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:52.299
on the internet. Yeah. Like today. Really? Has

00:26:52.299 --> 00:26:55.759
everybody seen Republicans or Satanists? No.

00:26:56.259 --> 00:26:58.779
You got to think about the demographic, right?

00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:02.200
The people who really bought into the satanic

00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:05.400
panic were the first, the religious people who

00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:08.250
believed in Satan. Right. And then secondly,

00:27:08.430 --> 00:27:11.029
the people who were afraid of new things and

00:27:11.029 --> 00:27:13.730
change and all that, i .e. conservative folk.

00:27:13.789 --> 00:27:18.269
Yeah, suburban people in the 80s. Yeah. So it's

00:27:18.269 --> 00:27:21.049
conservative folk that it appeals to. There's

00:27:21.049 --> 00:27:23.049
a lot less of it now than there was a few years

00:27:23.049 --> 00:27:26.309
ago. I'll tell you that. And it's because...

00:27:26.329 --> 00:27:29.950
The the satanic stuff they they they were like

00:27:29.950 --> 00:27:32.230
especially if you go to like look back to the

00:27:32.230 --> 00:27:35.910
QAnon the Satan shit and Worshippers and lizard

00:27:35.910 --> 00:27:37.970
people and all that remember that and there were

00:27:37.970 --> 00:27:39.769
like millions of people who really believed in

00:27:39.769 --> 00:27:42.490
this shit And they also really believed all sorts

00:27:42.490 --> 00:27:45.569
of stuff that in the fullness of time proved

00:27:45.569 --> 00:27:49.470
to be Completely false right and and so enough

00:27:49.470 --> 00:27:53.049
of them have looked at that and been like meh,

00:27:53.049 --> 00:27:56.420
yeah Yeah, you'd be like, ah, maybe I was wrong

00:27:56.420 --> 00:27:59.519
on that. Yeah. Maybe maybe I was wrong on that.

00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:02.440
Yeah. But turns out there might actually be something

00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.660
to this pizza gate thing. Yeah. Pizza gate. Yeah.

00:28:05.859 --> 00:28:10.259
Remember pizza gate? No. Yeah. Twenty sixteen

00:28:10.259 --> 00:28:13.559
or twenty seventeen. Some dude goes into a pizzeria

00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:16.299
in D .C. shoots the place up. Oh, yeah. I remember

00:28:16.299 --> 00:28:18.259
this. Yeah. Because he was convinced it was like

00:28:18.259 --> 00:28:22.980
a front for a for a child. trafficking for sex

00:28:22.980 --> 00:28:26.839
and blood sacrifice thing. Right. And it was

00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:31.880
just a pizza shop. Yeah. But then it turns out

00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:34.500
like, like Jeffrey Epstein and some of his people,

00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:36.319
right. They used to in their communications,

00:28:36.539 --> 00:28:38.720
they would refer to pizza when they were talking

00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:42.559
about. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. That whole thing

00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:46.920
is crazy too. Dude, that whole thing is the Jeffrey

00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:51.039
Epstein thing as wild as it is. Nothing about

00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:54.980
it surprised me. Right. Not a single thing about

00:28:54.980 --> 00:28:57.259
it. See, that's the thing. Like, it doesn't surprise

00:28:57.259 --> 00:29:00.220
me either. They're, like, rich people that need

00:29:00.220 --> 00:29:04.079
some way to get their rocks off in private. Yeah.

00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:08.180
If you can afford to do anything at all, right?

00:29:08.740 --> 00:29:11.980
So eventually you try everything. And, you know,

00:29:12.359 --> 00:29:15.119
the way the human condition is, is if you have

00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:17.279
it, it's no longer good enough. You want the

00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.140
next thing. Right. So eventually, some percentage

00:29:21.140 --> 00:29:24.960
of people with the resources will go towards

00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:32.259
torture, rape, and murder. Let me try. Let me

00:29:32.259 --> 00:29:34.920
try. Let me try. I'm so rich and I have so much

00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:37.259
money. Let me try some torture, rape and murder.

00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:40.059
It's basically a law of nature and it's something

00:29:40.059 --> 00:29:43.059
that you see throughout history and to think

00:29:43.059 --> 00:29:46.180
that this has gone on through all human history,

00:29:46.220 --> 00:29:48.640
but it's not going on today. Come on, man. Yeah,

00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:51.440
exactly. Yeah. I just think it's funny that you

00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:54.109
have nothing better to do. You're so rich. You're

00:29:54.109 --> 00:29:57.589
so wealthy, you have nothing better to do, but

00:29:57.589 --> 00:30:01.490
you're gonna go to some island. Hey, man, if

00:30:01.490 --> 00:30:03.910
I was a billionaire, I would love to go to some

00:30:03.910 --> 00:30:06.509
island on a private jet and fucking lounge and

00:30:06.509 --> 00:30:08.630
go snorkeling. I don't like snorkeling, but,

00:30:08.650 --> 00:30:10.829
you know, do that or whatever. Everything but

00:30:10.829 --> 00:30:13.529
the fucking rapey stuff. Yeah, the rapey stuff

00:30:13.529 --> 00:30:15.609
ain't cool. Yeah, that ain't cool. So I'd probably

00:30:15.609 --> 00:30:19.410
go to some other island. That said, I had a thought.

00:30:19.890 --> 00:30:23.819
I had an idea. Right. today. And the idea was

00:30:23.819 --> 00:30:29.140
this, I bet at some point the government is going

00:30:29.140 --> 00:30:32.619
to auction off Epstein Island. Probably. And

00:30:32.619 --> 00:30:35.400
I bet you could get that place for a song. I

00:30:35.400 --> 00:30:38.900
bet you could. Yeah. But then you got to meet

00:30:38.900 --> 00:30:43.400
the guy that bought Epstein's Island. That's

00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:46.119
like in the same boat as the guy that paid like

00:30:46.119 --> 00:30:48.200
a million dollars for the Wu -Tang album that

00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:52.299
nobody else got. Yeah. It is, and maybe worse,

00:30:52.420 --> 00:30:56.019
but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Fuck

00:30:56.019 --> 00:30:57.880
it, because I'll just hang out on my island,

00:30:58.019 --> 00:31:03.099
where I won't do awful shit, right? I'll be like,

00:31:03.259 --> 00:31:05.140
yeah, awful shit happened here, but I don't believe

00:31:05.140 --> 00:31:08.019
in ghosts, and so fuck it. But you'd have to

00:31:08.019 --> 00:31:10.380
probably do some, like, you'd have to probably

00:31:10.380 --> 00:31:13.410
do some digging around, finding, like... taking

00:31:13.410 --> 00:31:15.450
out all the fucking cameras and all that shit

00:31:15.450 --> 00:31:17.690
that's on that island. You know what I mean?

00:31:17.789 --> 00:31:19.150
Because they probably left everything pretty

00:31:19.150 --> 00:31:22.269
much intact, I would imagine. I bet it's abandoned.

00:31:22.569 --> 00:31:25.089
I bet what's going to happen is being that it's

00:31:25.089 --> 00:31:27.769
abandoned right now, and everything's kind of

00:31:27.769 --> 00:31:31.589
left there, some YouTube dude is going to figure

00:31:31.589 --> 00:31:34.329
out how to go and explore that island. All you

00:31:34.329 --> 00:31:37.079
need is a boat, man. Yeah. A boat and a dream.

00:31:37.259 --> 00:31:40.119
A boat and a dream. And you can get there and

00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:43.380
fucking... Be the first YouTube guy to explore

00:31:43.380 --> 00:31:46.160
Epstein's Island. I honestly wouldn't be surprised

00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:48.839
if they do like some regular patrols by there

00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:51.119
just to make sure people aren't doing that. Yeah.

00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:55.039
Because there's an island on Disney and in Disney

00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:56.920
World? Disney World, yeah, that's the one in

00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:59.359
Florida. Uh -huh. That closed down years ago.

00:31:59.539 --> 00:32:02.119
Yeah. It was like a ride or so. It was like a

00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:04.440
zoo. They had animals and shit And you have people

00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:07.099
exploring that shit all the time now You can't

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:08.839
explore it because they have they're doing some

00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:11.180
kind of secret build there All right, but like

00:32:11.180 --> 00:32:13.339
a few years ago back in the pandemic like all

00:32:13.339 --> 00:32:15.079
these dudes all these fools were going over there

00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:18.240
and exploring this Yeah, so anyway, I fucking

00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:21.140
love exploring that and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I like

00:32:21.140 --> 00:32:24.359
it like I love I Would be a day exploring that

00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:27.299
opinion malls and shit. I'd be way into it. Yeah

00:32:27.299 --> 00:32:30.660
all that said I would love, it would, I think

00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:34.180
it would be so cool to have Epstein's Island

00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:37.980
and, and if you could get it for like $8, right?

00:32:38.259 --> 00:32:40.200
Eight dollars. Yeah. And then it's just like

00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:42.480
a project. I'll tear it down to the studs and

00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:44.039
you know, put in fresh shit. You know how much

00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:48.420
shit you would get for that? Yeah, I do. But

00:32:48.420 --> 00:32:51.839
then I'll, I'll invite people over. I'll invite

00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.500
people over, but you'd have to make it if you

00:32:54.500 --> 00:32:56.480
invited people over, it couldn't be rich people.

00:32:56.619 --> 00:32:58.240
Like you'd have to make a difference somehow.

00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:01.019
Make a difference? Yeah, like if you just do

00:33:01.019 --> 00:33:02.740
the same thing that was already done on the island,

00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.279
you're just another rich asshole. I would not

00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.240
be doing the same thing that was done on that

00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.299
island, thank you very much. I could invite only

00:33:10.299 --> 00:33:12.480
billionaires and find plenty of things to do

00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:14.559
other than what was done on that island. Right.

00:33:15.099 --> 00:33:16.980
I think on that note, I think it's time to end

00:33:16.980 --> 00:33:19.759
the episode. Yeah, I'll sign. That was a good

00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:22.099
episode. I don't think I am friends with any

00:33:22.099 --> 00:33:24.420
billionaires. Yeah, either am I. But maybe one

00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:27.160
way to become friends is to get Epstein Island.

00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:30.140
Right, that's it. It's, hey, you go up to him

00:33:30.140 --> 00:33:31.500
and you're like, hey, dude, I have my own island.

00:33:31.700 --> 00:33:33.480
Not even that. I get it. And then they'll hear

00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.339
about it. And somebody will be like, hey, man,

00:33:35.380 --> 00:33:37.839
you down for a pizza party? You're like, well,

00:33:37.980 --> 00:33:40.460
no. And I'll be like, OK, let's forward this

00:33:40.460 --> 00:33:43.599
to the FBI. Anyway, that's it. If you listen

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