​Mass Hysteria & Free Beer

0:25 This is Take Three. Hey, welcome back to The Shane and I Show. My name is Shane. I'm Max, and blue's a primary color. That's the third time I've said that. It is. But in our defense, we've had some interruptions. We've had some interruptions. And fortunately, they all came super early in recording. Yeah. And luckily, and we don't have a professional podcast studio, so... You know, you want to send me some money to build a professional podcast studio? Yes, if you send us professional studio money, I'll send you a FeetPix, man. For a while. For a while? Dude, let me tell you something. I think it is the dream to be able to make a living off just sending FeetPix to people. Yeah, FeetPix or just like weird -ass body parts that people redo.

1:17 Yeah. I mean, because feet are weird to me, right? Because I don't know... Oh, by the way, this is the podcast about nothing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes you think of something. And then we're just gonna go with this. Because to me, like, it's weird because I know people with feet fetishes. Me too. It's so common. And, like, I don't get it. I don't get it either. I don't get it. I actually think feet are gross. I do too. Yeah. Not like gross, gross, but like I'm not going to look at somebody's feet and be like, damn. I think feet are actually gross, gross. Like that they spend either all day on the ground or in socks. Right. And I honestly don't know which is worse. Right, right. I don't know how you could look at somebody's feet and just be like, they may not be the greatest looking person, but damn those feet. Look at those feet. I want to rub my dick on them. I'm in because of those feet. Yeah, and I don't get it. I've never...

2:10 I once had a girlfriend who wanted me to suck on her toes. Right. And... Dude, I'd have to be like, dude, you need to wash that shit? Yeah. And if she had just washed, and I'm like, look, if we're both sucking on something, I can get behind this. I could deal if we're both sucking on something. But it's just not my thing. Yeah, I once was with a girl. She liked it when somebody licked the bottom of her feet. Yeah, yeah, and I couldn't dude I couldn't do it. That's time for some guys. That's the dream like dude I just she's like yeah, just at the bottom of my feet why you know we're doing x y and z and I'm like I Can't do it man. I mean this right like and at the time I thought I was into like some kinky stuff Yeah, but feet is a very specific kind of thing. Yeah, and you're either into it or you're not yeah You could be the kinkiest fucker in the world, but if feet don't do it for you, they don't do it for you But imagine just being able to make a living. You're some chick and you can just make a living. Just send the dudes pictures of your feet. Like, dude, that is the dream. That is the dream. That is the dream.

3:18 If you could just send pictures of your feet. And you didn't have to show anything else. Yeah. No boobies, no booties, no face, nothing. Just feet. Just pictures of your feet and charge an obscene amount of money for it. You don't even need to charge an obscene amount of money. If you're charging 10 bucks a pop, but you take one picture of your foot and you send that out to 100 people, you just made $1 ,000. Yeah. Damn. If you got good -looking feet, it's a market you should look into. Yeah. Not my thing, but hey. I bet there's a market for below average, wide. Kind of hairy, middle -aged man's feet, and I just need to find these people. There's a market for any kind of fetish, dude. Yeah.

4:05 Any kind of fetish, there's a market for it. There is. There's some weird fetishes out there. Fucking the thing that always blows my mind when I learned about it. And I will never, I will never not be blown away by this cake farting, man. Yeah. Cake farting. That's an established thing. I thought you were making that up, too. Nah, man. No, trust me. I've done some research on it. It's real. It is apparently, like, they make it a big fancy thing. Oh, yeah. And then this cake comes out. Yeah. And then somebody squats out a delicious -looking cake. And they fucking ruin it. Yeah. And then they eat it. And then they eat it. Yeah. Then they eat. You're eating somebody else's farts. Yes, but that I mean everybody's got something that they're into but this is gross, dude You're eating somebody else's farts. That's like if somebody just just if you just put your face Just next to somebody's ass Why they let one rip? Just inhale that shit just cuz you like the smell of it. I knew a guy who was into that really Yeah, he he wanted he wanted a girl to bear bare butt fart directly into his face. Yeah. Yeah Like to like his face buried in the crack and then the farts just coming out Edison and I thought like I said, I thought I was gonna put like shit like farting and like feet and like nah I'm not yeah and like pooping on somebody now Everybody's got something they're into and then everybody's got stuff. That's like

5:36 I Don't get it. Yeah, it doesn't do it for me. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get I don't get the kick farting thing I don't get the other one that I don't get and see why people like it I don't get it. All right. It's the furry thing. The furry thing? Yeah. I could... So here's my deal with the furry thing. Right. Because it's also not something I'm into, but if a cute girl wants to wear a costume and then, you know, pound one out... Yeah. I can pound one out. Well, I mean, yeah, I could do it too. I mean, I could do it. Don't get me wrong. I would not turn down some girl in a cute little bunny outfit or something like that. Yeah. I'm not gonna turn something down. I am not gonna dress up in some weird -ass...

6:19 What if she's wearing a Chewbacca outfit? Cool, I'll do it. Also, I'm gonna tell you something. If she wants me to wear a Chewbacca outfit, and this is if I wasn't, like, happily married... Right. ...to my lovely wife, who I love. Right. But if this was, like, 15 years ago... Yeah. ...and some girl was into that, like, I could... Like, feet don't do it for me. Yeah, they don't do it for me. Cake farts don't do it for me. But I could... This isn't necessarily something I'm into, but I could totally be... If a girl was like, I just want to do furry sex, I'd be like, okay, yeah. See, I couldn't do it if it was just furry sex. Like, that'd be like, if you want to dress up every once in a while, that's cool with me. Yeah. I'm not saying you gotta marry this girl. She just wants to bang one out while you're both wearing... Yeah, see, I can't do it every time. I gotta have a little variety.

7:10 Yeah, me too, but... If it's like, oh, hey, you. And she's like, hey, you want to bang one out. I'm like, sure. She's like, just one thing. Just one thing. We both got to be dressed like Muppets. I got to be dressed like Muppet, and you got to be dressed like Chewbacca. I'd be like, well, OK. I mean, that's a small price to pay. See, I could do it like an occasional thing. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I could do it like an occasional thing. I'd be fine with it. Right, but that's not... Like an all -the -time thing? It's not what gets your motor going. Like an all -the -time thing? Nah. Nah. That'd be like somebody that would be like having sex at Disney. Yeah.

7:53 Right? Which I could get behind, that I could get behind. Yeah. It's it's it's one of those things where like I don't find it specifically off -putting right the way You find feet off -putting the way I find feet and farts. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I don't find it up. I don't find it as off -putting isn't a fine feeder first Yeah, I like to consider myself a pretty open -minded guy when it comes to stuff, but just dude feet, you know Everybody's into something and I'm not even necessarily gonna judge But there's some shit that it just like, it gives me a wicked case of the softies. Yeah. And so... See, the other one that gets to me that I'm just like, I just never understand it, is like people pooping on other people. Yeah, poop is gross.

8:40 It's gross. It's gross. But there's a big cake fetish for it. It is, yeah. Right? Yeah. There's also a pea fetish? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, P. I could almost understand because you kind of get away with it. Like if you're in the shower with your significant other and you throw a little piss down, they're like, Oh, yeah, that doesn't I that that I that gives me the softies. Yeah. Yeah. And they get all like that. You know, they're kind of into getting pissed on. Yeah. Gives me the softies. Right. Yeah. But, you know, again, you're not to each his own. I'm not I'm not one to judge. But pooping on somebody. I've seen a video. I've seen a couple of videos. I have some weird friends I've seen a couple videos where like the way they set it up to where it's like they have to put they put like Like bags over the guy like everywhere right? Mm -hmm like his area to over his head Over his over his face.

9:38 Just the area they're gonna poop on is the only area exposed. Uh -huh. And that's the area they aim for And then the one video I saw, they were off aim. Like, dude, it's right there. How are you off aim? Well, I mean, it's one of those things. Like, I could hit a target peeing, but I pee standing up. But you're literally squatting above the dude. Yeah, but sometimes it comes out at an angle. Right. And then you have to be sure... You have to be sure, if you're the person that's pooping on the person that's sitting underneath you, you have to be sure that that poop is a solid poop and not the runs. Well, first off, I can tell before it comes out. Right.

10:23 Roughly what the consistency is going to be. I can certainly tell whether it's solid or liquid. Right. But maybe some people are into, maybe some people are like, oh, I like to poop and it comes out and it's the runs and they're like, oh, even better. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But I heard there's like people paying big bucks for that stuff. Yeah. It's weird. Weird people. Yeah. To each his own. To each his own. There's a lot of people for whom paying for it is part of the kink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see, each his own, man. Each his own. Right? But moving on. All right. Because we've been on, that was just the intro. Do we want to get to a more wholesome topic? Yeah, yeah. 10 minutes in, people are already like, I'm not listening to this anymore.

11:10 All they're talking about is poop for the first 10 minutes. and defeat, but you're still here. Do we want to talk about the meowing nuns? Yeah, well, we got options, dude. We could talk about the meowing nuns. Because after everything we just said and I say meowing nuns, and the audience is probably like they're going to talk about another sex thing. Yeah, but it's not sex. But it's not a sex thing. It's not a sex thing. I got to find the meowing nuns. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Yeah, let's move into the Meowing Nuts. I personally wanted to move into the Great Laughter Epidemic of 1962, but... 1962? 1962, the Great Laughter Epidemic. Where? In a boarding school in Trans... in Tarzania. Tarzania? Tarzania.

11:56 It's always in some weird place. It's never like, oh, in Finkersfield, California. No, it's in like Tarzania or Romania or places places that people are waiting mean Tarzana Tarzana. Yeah, Tarzana, California. No, no Tarzania Tanzania Tanzania Tanzania. There it is. All right, cool. There's no there's there's not that's okay Okay, so Yeah, 1962 in a boarding school in Tanzania Tanzania Tanzania Three year olds started laughing uncontrollably instead of stopping the laughter spread like a virus. It eventually forced the school to shut down and spread to nearby villages affecting over a thousand people. You know, you don't think of these obscure little countries in sub -Saharan Africa and think that's a place where people just laugh uncontrollably. So it's nice that they had that. Dude, and it wasn't like, it wasn't like happy laughter either. I mean, it was accompanied by like, from what I'm saying, people were like having respiratory issues and they're having crying fits. It lasted for 18 months. Just maniacal laughing hysteria. That's actually frightening. Like you're, dude, just imagine like you're in this, you're in this village and these three, it was started by three girls and now everybody in your little village or whatever is fucking laughing. Yeah. And people are fainting and stuff, and they're like, oh my god, but I can't stop laughing. And you're trying to have

13:28 a serious conversation with somebody, like, hey, you're so -and -so passed away, you're just hysterically laughing, trying to tell somebody somebody else passed away. And it's not one of these things that was in like the medieval times, it was in like 1962. 1962, that's modern times. back when I think Kennedy first became president, right? He was president in 62, yeah. He wasn't first, I mean, he'd been president for a minute at that point. But yeah, man, we got strange facts about history, people, so hopefully you stuck with us. Yeah. The laughter of Tanzania. Yeah, it went from a thousand people to like whole villages. It spread for like 18 months. God damn. Yeah.

14:12 So, yeah, that's one. All right. That's one. You know, I like laughing, but 18 months would just be too much. It wasn't like you could stop, either, from what I read. It's like constant. That's hysterical laughter. It sounds like something, you know what it reminds me of? What? It reminds me of something that would happen in one of the Batman comics. Yeah, when the Joker uses laughing gas. Yeah. And people laugh themselves to death. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what it reminds me of. So there you go for you nerds out there. Yeah. But we could move on to the great French cat yelling incident. Is this the one with the nuns? This is, uh... Yes, the one with the nuns.

14:56 Here's the thing about this one. Yes. It's because it happened in the Middle Ages. You can't be like, oh, it didn't happen. Well, no, you absolutely can. How? It happened in the Middle Ages. You can't just be like, oh, no, that didn't happen. Oh, no, you can't just... Listen, here's... There's a lot of... crazy shit that happened in the Middle Ages. Dude, the Middle Ages is crazy. But there's a lot of crazy shit that happened in the Middle Ages that you can reasonably say, like, oh no, this fucking, this fucking saint didn't come back from the dead and walk along the walls to save the city from, from fucking destruction. But then you could at least put somebody in a guillotine and cut their head off because you're a witch. Well, no, you couldn't in the Middle Ages because guillotine wasn't invented until...

15:43 Well, you could just cut their head off. Yeah, yeah. Back then, they had professional headchoppers. In France, they used a sword. All right. Well, speaking of France, we're in France. We're in the French right now. We're in the French right now. We're in France. The great French cat -meowing incident. During the Middle Ages, a nun in a French convent inexplicably started meowing like a cow. Within hours, every other nun in the convent joined in. That's hysteria. Yeah. They would all stand together and meow in unison for several hours at the same time every single day. That would just be some weird shit. Every single day?

16:29 Every single day at the same time? I would think maybe it would happen, like, in spurts on, like, a four -week cycle. But this is why I can't, you can't, how do you know it's in the, it's in the Middle Ages? How do you know it was every single day? Like, how do you know that's a fact? There would have been a, an abbot, an abbotess, an abbess. Are you just making shit up right now? Look, these people were literate and there was somebody in charge writing this shit down. Right. As it was happening. I don't know, man. Every day seems like I could get it if it was like you said, every four weeks. Yeah, if it was that, it was like their cycles are lining up. Yeah. Because you get a bunch of... Yeah, and back then they weren't, you know, medical stuff. They didn't really talk about medical stuff in the 1500s. Yeah. In fact, back then, they wouldn't even let a woman into church if she was on her Her time of the month. I mean, depending on where you were. Right. They only stop because the police started to whip the nuns with the rods until they went back to being quiet.

17:39 That's the perfect fucking medieval Europe thing. There's women behaving strangely. All right. Threaten to whip them with rods. Threaten to whip them with rods. But remember the rule of thumb, the rods can be no thicker than your thumb. Until they're quiet. Until those nuns are quiet again, we will whip them with our rods. Yeah, and it's not just regular women, it's nuns. It's nuns. We're not going against God or anything. Yeah, we're just literally whipping God's wife with a rod. Because we don't like that. She's meowing at the same time every day Well quite annoying well if it solves the problem it solves That said here's here's the thing with mass hysteria if it's not happening every day that means it stopped happening, right? So I believe that it was happening every day, right? Yeah, you could you could But there's just he just goes to show there's all kinds of fake news even going back to like old into like medieval times You know, oh, yeah You're like you can't trust nothing.

18:51 Like the other day I was thinking about this the other day I was saying I was telling you before we went on I was reading somewhere and It seems silly to me. I didn't think it was real, but it just seems silly to me I read this thing where the article said the president said this but it's not It's not actual fact. Okay, right. Yeah, it's not that this is a matter of factual thing Apparently if you feel your gas tank up after nine o 'clock at night You get more gas? You get more gas because the gas, you see, expands. Yeah. It expands, therefore you fill your tank up with less money. That was the point of the article, is that you spend less at the gas pump because you're filling it up at nine o 'clock and the tank expands. I would think the tank would contract. I would think everything would contract at night. No, because you're not understanding it's because the air is cooler at night. Oh, the air is cooler at night So the gas expands so it fills up more. Wait, wait, wait. By this logic You're saving money by putting less gas in your gas tank. Exactly But won't you just have to fill up earlier? Well, now you're using logic. Now I'm using logic, right? Yeah Also, let's not think about the fact that the gas is stored underground, so it's the same temperature around the clock. People just want to fucking,

20:22 they don't want to pay the money at the gas pump right now, which I get. They're looking for any kind of silly solution, right? I say drive downhill. That's the other one, that's my favorite one. My favorite one is when driving, always find routes that are downhill. Because it'll save you gas mileage. Because you're not. Yeah. As long as you're always driving downhill, then you'll always be saving gas. You'll always be saving gas. So wherever you're going, make sure you take the downhill route. And don't press the gas when you're going downhill. See, that's the thing, is you can't press the gas when you're going to U coast. Right, U coast. And so that way you're saving gas whilst coasting. Yeah.

21:07 And you win. And you win. You beat the pump. It's all about winning. And it's all about beating the gas prices that are out, that are just, you know. Yeah. People are complaining about. Yeah. My other favorite kind of people during a crisis like this are people that are kind of like me, where you're just kind of like, eh, whatever, we're just going to pay at the pump. Yeah, that is what it is. I'm not going to go for a leisure drive right now. Yeah, I'm not going for a leisure drive and I'm not driving to like, I'm not trying to drive over 150 miles an hour, 150 miles or whatever. Right. I'm going to stay local. Yeah. I'm going to commute to and from work. And it is what it is, man. It's gas prices. Yeah, it is what it is. Yeah. You know, the people I feel bad about, I feel bad for though, or the people with those big ass trucks. Yeah. Cause they're spending like 200 and we're in California, my news. So our gas prices are already high. They are very high. Yeah. And now they're even higher.

22:04 Yeah. Dude. It's like six bucks a gallon out. It is six bucks a gallon out there. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, yeah. My, my, my car burns a lot of gas and cause you know, it's actually on a truck chassis and I got it because I need to tow my trailer. Yeah. But I mean, that thing fucking just gulps up the gas. Yeah. See, I'm lucky mine may have some mechanical issues, right? It may piss me off from time to time. And I always have something I got to fix on it because it's a 2011. But the thing gets like 25, 26 miles a gallon.

22:47 So I'm not complaining right now. Yeah. Yeah. My Corolla, I could get 32 miles a gallon out of that thing. As a matter of fact, there was a period, here's a funny thing. There was a period for the last, this actually happened. There was a period for the last two months where my radio, the audio in my radio kept making this fucking weird ass chirping sound. And I couldn't figure it out, right? I thought maybe I blew the power amp or something like that. Maybe I have to, and I tried everything. I tried Google and shit. I tried reading the manual. Couldn't figure it out to figure out what the fuck they were saying. Oh, it's the audience the The chirping sound is coming from the fact that they're high the high res from the alternator So you're gonna have to replace the alternator. Yada da da da da I'm like fuck. I don't replace the alternator the alternator Yeah, because your stereos making a chirping sound exactly what I said. Yeah didn't make sense. Yeah So I shut the thing down. I didn't use it for like two months. Yeah. Right.

23:46 Because I'm like, at this point, I don't want to fix another thing on this car. Yeah. I love this car to death, but I ain't going to put in another thousand, another 600 bucks or whatever to get just to fix the radio, get a little external speaker. I'll be good. Yeah. A little Bluetooth speaker. You're good to go. That's what I got. Anyway, until recently. And then I was doing a little more research and I was talking to a buddy of mine that's really into cars and he goes, you know, a lot of those 2011 Hyundai Sonatas, that's what I drive. He's like, they had these relay things in the fuse box, right? The relay controls the horn, controls the steering, and if you have that out for a long period of time. the computer will send a message like a chirping sound through the radio. This I understood. This made sense to me. Coming from the alternator didn't make sense to me. So I went onto Amazon and this just happened like two days ago, right?

24:35 I went on Amazon and got the little part number, got the part delivered to me for like three bucks. Yeah. Four bucks. Popped out the old one, put in the new one? I popped out the old one a long time ago. Oh, okay. And I think that's why the chirping sound, that's why the chirping sound was coming in through the audio. Oh, okay. Had it on, had it out for so long because what was happening before is the horn was just randomly going off when I was driving. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And so. You don't want that. I don't, no, it was, it just made me look like an idiot. Yeah. So I took that out because the horn was going off, and then it stopped, and then I disconnected the horn. All right. So who needs a fucking horn anyway? That's a safety feature, but okay. Anyway, I put it back in two days ago. Chirped a little bit when I first put it back in, didn't use it.

25:20 So for the last two days, I've been driving around with the radio on, which I'm really happy about. Yep. No chirping. Nice. So I don't know why I went on a tangent, but. It doesn't matter. I was thinking maybe you had a bird living in your speaker. Yeah, but it was like it was like an annoying It was like a bird chirping. It was like almost like a like a beat like a high -pitched. You know what I mean? Be sure like a deliberate electronic yeah, and then sometimes it would just go on for a while like you just go on and It was annoying which is why which is why somebody which is why you could possibly be that the voltage from the From the alternator going out was causing it because it was really from the dashboard and not from the audio. But whatever, I got it fixed.

26:06 All right. Yeah. And I just want to tangent about my car. That's fine. I had one more thing I wanted to talk about too, and almost half an hour in, but I'm going to talk about it. You want to keep going? Let's do it. Because we got to talk about the dancing plague of 1518. Oh, yeah. In 16th century. See, these all take place in the 15th, 16th century. Except the one that took place in 1962. I can't remember which one that was. That was The Laughter. Yeah, The Laughter. But it was some far away place though, too. Tanzania. Tanzania. Yeah. So it wasn't like it was in Bakersfield or something. Right. But this one is in... There probably was no Bakersfield in 15 anything. Yeah, probably not. Starrisburg? Starris? Starrisborg.

26:53 Salzburg? Starrisborg, yes. Salzburg? Salzburg. Salzburg. Yeah. And women started dancing feverantly in the street for no reason. Within a month, 400 people had joined her. They did not stop for weeks. Not to eat, not to sleep, not to rest. Until... until many literally died from exhaustion or heart attacks. Local doctors at the time actually recommended more dancing to cure them and even built a wooden stage for the crowd. Get it out of their system. Get it out of your system. But how do you, you just start, you're just walking down the street one day. All of a sudden you just start dancing to a beat in your own head.

27:37 You never felt the need to bust a move? No. Well, these people did. Yeah, obviously. Spontaneously. Spontaneous. In 15, whatever. In Salzburg. In 1510. In 1510. Another thing you can't check if it was real or not. That's actually not the only dancing plague that happened. Really? There was another one? Yeah. There were a few. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And they all basically were the same thing. Someone started dancing, and then it caught on, and then it got bad, and then it went away. Yeah. Kind of like a trend. But people don't, people didn't die. Yeah, but it wasn't a trend. It was mass hysteria. Right. Yeah. Mass hysteria is a funny thing. It is. It's a funny thing. Remember the year 2020? I do remember the year 2020. Yeah. Mass hysteria is a funny thing until you're living through it. And then it's like, uh, this, this is... Dude, they were trying to do that again with that fucking ship.

28:35 I almost was about ready to lose it. The Hantavirus ship? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's like, oh my god, it's gonna be 2020 again. No, it's not. Yeah, no, it's not Leave it to the fucking interweb to try to make a big deal. I know this is not the first time people have got hantavirus Right, but it's always on a crew. Why is why do we what is weird? Why do weird diseases always start on a fucking cruise ship? They don't start on a cruise ship, but they're catching on a cruise ship because everybody's just packed in there in close quarters Yeah, you're never gonna get me on the cruise I went on a cruise once it was it was okay, you know You're just not maybe if I maybe if like I went to Alaska because I feel like maybe the cold air would keep me a little You know, you'd be a little safer because there's some of these cruise ships, man Like you just hear these horror stories all the time and I'm like, I don't want to go on a cruise ship Did you hear how the hunt of iris outbreak started on the cruise ship from like? Well, I mean the only way hunt this but hunter fire starts is from like it's from like rodent. Yeah fucking feces Yeah, what happened? was one of the passengers on a cruise ship took, I guess, before he got on the cruise ship or maybe it was on one of the, I think it was probably before he got on the cruise ship. He went to a garbage dump in Argentina. And he was an entomologist, so he studies bugs, I guess. And so he went to a garbage dump to look at bugs, came into contact with rat turds or whatever. Wash his fucking hands.

30:02 Didn't wash his hands and then he had a sandwich for lunch and fucking hunt a virus. Dude, if you go to, everybody knows if you go to the fucking dump, wash your fucking hands. Wash your fucking hands before you eat. I one time went to the dump and then I had, I was really hungry and there was a burrito truck there. So I got a burrito. I didn't wash my hands, but you know, I like wiped them off on my... Yeah, but you didn't fucking die either. I didn't die either, but I almost, that burrito chewed up my guts, man. Most burritos, most burritos from a burrito truck by a dump would do that to you. My reasoning when I saw it is I was like, at first, who, who would buy... Who would eat from a truck at the dump, right? Who? You. And then I thought to myself, that's naturally the first question everyone asks. And so if this place is here, they must have a really good burrito if they're still open.

31:10 Right. Yeah. I was wrong about that. It was a combination of flavorless and spicy. It tore up my guts. That's what you get for thinking you can get a good burrito from a good burrito truck. Buy it up. Yeah. So that's, that's on me. So if you're out in the world and you go to the dump, wash your hands. You don't want to, you don't want to create viruses and shit. We don't want to go through 2020. We don't need mass hysteria again. Go through 2020 again. Yeah. And no matter what the news is telling you, it's not going to, it's not going to become 2020 again. We're okay. Well, I mean it. My, you know, nothing's a pandemic until it is. Right. But it's it's most pandemics. Most of the time, people like never even like it never affects people in good old America. Right. Anyway, I think that's gonna wrap it up for about 35 minutes. Yeah, fuck yeah.

32:09 Yeah. Remember Zika virus? No. Yeah, that's right. We have the next version of. the virus that shall not be named? Zika was like 12 years ago, maybe, and it would like, it was like a mild thing, but if you got it while you were pregnant, your baby might end up with a shrunken head. Oh, damn. Yeah. That's not cool. Yeah. And then they quickly got a vaccine out and all that. Yeah. See, that's why I think the fucking, the virus that shall not be named, I think it was blown way out of proportion. I don't think it was, but I think people... Going way out of proportion in the sense that, like, I believe it was, like, I know it was a real thing. Yeah. I'm not denying that it was a real thing. Yeah. Like, I got sick from it. Yeah, me too. Right? But it wasn't go to the hospital sick. I actually did end up in the emergency room when I got it. I didn't have to get on a ventilator or anything. But it, you know, like, that... Corona 1 .0 killed about 1 % of people who got it. I think it's because they didn't catch it early enough, because I had it, like, at the very beginning. I thought it was from back when I was vaping. Because there was this whole story, and I think what happened is they conveniently... In the beginning, this is very beginning early, right? And I'm gonna say this and people are gonna get all fucking mad at me, but I'm a firm believer in this. Back

33:40 when they had the whole thing about what were those things people were vaping on back then? The ones that were really popular that everybody used? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. The disposable vapings. Yeah, I can't remember the name of the company. Me neither. But everybody was getting sick from what? Jewel? Jewel, yeah. Everybody was getting sick from their jewel, right? And it was the same symptoms as fucking... The corona virus exact same symptoms. Yes, and it was all right before it was all the corona and everything Yeah, and I had it I got it that early. Yeah, you met it was from vaping. Yeah Thinking that it but it turned out it was actually the corona virus. Yeah, it was all the same symptoms Yeah, no, I know what you mean that company jewel just went under from all that Yeah, you don't see Jules around much anymore. You don't see Jules around much anymore. Anyway, I think that's gonna do it for this episode. Yeah. If you stuck with us from the beginning about all the kinky stuff and took a wholesome... And the color blue.

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