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Hey, welcome back to the Shane and I show. My

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name is Shane. My name is Max and things are

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stuff. Things are stuff. Yep. Not stuff and things.

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Nope. Things are stuff. Not stuff. I always used

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to say stuff and things. Stuff and things. Stuff

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and things and things and stuff, but things are

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stuff. Things are stuff. Yeah. Hey, this is the

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podcast about nothing. That makes you think of

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something. And yeah, we're back. Yeah. Here we

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are. Yeah, you're welcome. Did you have a good

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4th of July? Yeah, it was, it was good. I didn't

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see any, you know, it was real foggy. Yeah. There

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was like a lot of low fog. Yeah. You know, so,

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you know, I was really considering like going

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to San Francisco or Sausalito to see the fireworks

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off the bridge. Right. I'm glad I didn't because

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it got canceled because it got fogged out. Yeah.

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They subbed in it. I saw videos. Did they? Yeah.

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They say you could barely see anything. Yeah.

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It didn't look too fun to be, there was a lot

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of people out there too. Yeah. A thousand, thousands

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of people. Yeah, I'm sure there were. It didn't

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look too fun to me. You know, for a county that

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doesn't allow fireworks? Yeah. There was a fuck

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ton of fireworks going off. Not just like, you

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know, for shows and shit. Oh, yeah, no. Here,

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this town? Yeah. Fucking fireworks galore. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's weird. It's a fucking college town,

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man. Yeah. When I was college scumbag, dirty

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drug person, Yeah. I played with explosives.

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Yeah, but did you ever burn anything off? Burn

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anything off? You know, there's always videos.

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I have all my fingers and toes, and my penis,

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too. Did you ever blow something off, like a

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finger? Because there's always somebody, your

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drunk uncle or some shit. You always see a video

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on Instagram. Look at my drunk uncle. He just

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blew his hand off. Yeah. No, I never did that.

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You know what kills me about the Fourth of July,

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and I was just thinking about this? Tell me.

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This is why I brought it up. is you see all these

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people, like you go through videos or whatever,

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everybody's blasting Born in the USA. Dude, that

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is not a patriotic song. Born in the USA is not

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a fucking patriotic song. The chorus is. If you

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just listen to the chorus. Right. And none of

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the lyrics. But it's all about a guy coming back

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from fucking Vietnam. Yeah. And fucking he can't

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get a job. And having that he was, not only that,

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but he's forced to go to Vietnam because he got

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in trouble with the law. Right? So he's forced

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to go to Vietnam. I, you know, I never bothered

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to really listen to the lyrics, but... I see

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it just, I do shit like that sometimes. I see

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somebody, the other thing that used to get me

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is when people get fucking lyrics wrong. It used

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to annoy the piss out of me. And I'd be like,

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that's not the lyrics. Since I was a little kid,

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I was like that. I remember one time my... My

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aunt had a boyfriend that played in a band. And

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they did John Cougar, they were doing a cover

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of John Cougar, I'm like, I gotta be nine, 10

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years old at this point. And I remember this

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clear as day, but they're doing a cover of a

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John Cougar melody camp and he says a line wrong

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in the song while they're playing the gig. And

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maybe at a smart ass 10 year old, I go up and

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correct him and tell him what the line is. I

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don't know if it's like, and it's always been

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the worst thing when somebody's singing a song

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and I'm like, that's not the fucking lyric, man.

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I generally just let it go because for me, I've

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gotten lyrics wrong so many times in my life

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because I don't really have the ability to listen

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carefully to song lyrics. It's just not something

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that my brain can do and my ears can do, but

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what really bugs me is if somebody gets a lyric

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wrong, like on a TV show or in a movie or something.

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Yeah, that's the other thing, yeah. And I'm like,

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you guys spent like $30 million to make this

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movie and you didn't bother checking the lines?

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I think sometimes with songs that they put in

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movies though is they can't get an okay from

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the band to use the correct lyric. So they have

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to like fub it a little bit. Okay. Because any

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time you use somebody else's song, lyric, or

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anything, even if it's spoken, they gotta get

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a cut on it. I was listening to an audiobook

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a while back, and one of the characters started

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singing the Ozzy song, No More Tears. Except

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like right away, he was like, it was like close,

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but all the lyrics are wrong. Right. But, you

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know, kind of like, kind of close. Yeah. And

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then he go, and then like in the middle of it,

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he's like, and we couldn't spend the money to

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get the real song, so this is the best we could

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do. Yeah. That's what happens a lot in movies.

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It happens a lot. But that's the thing that kills

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me. It also made me look at like when I was...

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was figuring out about this Bruce Springsteen

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thing, right? Like how brilliant of a song it

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actually is. Because you got these fucking depressing

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ass lyrics in there about fucking forcing to

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go to Vietnam and coming back and he can't get

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a job or whatever. Right. That's what all the

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lyrics are about in Born in the USA. Right, but

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musically it sounds like a patriotic ballad.

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Yeah, that chorus. Born in the USA. Dude, and

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it was big. I remember it being big. Everybody

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used to sing that shit. They fucking play that

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shit at political rallies and stuff. Exactly.

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He wouldn't let them use it for a while. I remember

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one of the Bushes wanted to use it, I think.

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Or was it... It might have been Romney or something.

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I vaguely remember this. Somebody wanted to use

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Born in the U .S .A. as their campaign song.

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He was like, no. You're not using that song.

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But he's like, it's not even a patriotic song.

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Anyway, I always like it when something jars

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me to, like, do a deep dive on songs. That's

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like what people... I'm not gonna say the term.

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That's what people in, like, the midwins, when

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they're in the Midwest and they, you know, they're

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kind of rednecky. Blastin' born in the USA with

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their... The guy had on a... An American flag

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onesie. He lit off 270 bottle rockets with a

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flamethrower. Excellent. And he was just shouting

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the board of the USA lyrics. Love it. Love it.

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I loved it too. It was great. But it just made

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me think, I was like, dude, I don't think that's

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a really patriotic song. It's not. So it wound

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me up going into this deep dive of the lyrics.

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And that's when I was like, that's fucking brilliant.

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And then further, I went into a deep dive of

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Bruce Springsteen, right? Didn't mean to it just

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kind of happened, right? So what watch the movie

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that came out about him? When he did the after

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he did the river and then he wouldn't wrote,

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Nebraska Spent time listening to Nebraska, dude.

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It was like a two -week Bruce Springsteen deep

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dive All right Didn't mean to but then I saw

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why people know why people but then I started

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listening and I was like man I now I understand

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why he's such a goddamn good songwriter. Like,

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he's brilliant. Yeah. Right? Anyway, I don't

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know why I went on that rant about Born in the

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USA, but... It's kind of like Bob Dylan, right?

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He's a brilliant poet and a terrible musician,

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but people just love his fucking lyrics. But

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I can't... The thing about it is I just can't

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get into Bob Dylan. That's because he's a terrible

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musician. He's not a terrible musician, but the

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guy is... Like, how the fuck he ever got a song

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on the radio? other than through his lyrics,

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I don't think is. I've tried with Bob Dylan.

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And the other one I tried with was really hard.

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And I couldn't, it's the guy from the Velvet

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Underground, Lou Reed. I tried really hard with

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Lou Reed, too, and I just, I didn't get it. Yeah.

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Some, some, sometimes, yeah. I'm just like, dude,

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I don't see, like, he's just speaking. He's not

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even fucking singing. You know, one of my very

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favorite music videos. It's not really a music

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video, but it's that video of Bill Shatner William

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Shatner doing the spoken word Rocket Man at like

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a Star Trek convention. Yeah, it's so brilliant.

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It's so good. The only guy that did a bit on

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that was Stewie did the whole thing. Yeah. It

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was like the whole William Shatner thing to a

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T. Just him speaking Rocket Man. Just like the

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cigarette in his mouth and everything. It's brilliant.

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Brilliant. So yeah, I mean, I didn't do much

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on 4th of July, even though I had the day off.

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I didn't do much. I pretty much sat at home and

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watched baseball. It was all right. Yeah, I don't

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even know what I did. It was all right. And then,

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yeah, so that was the fourth try. And then what

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else is going on? A lot of stuff going on in

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the world as usual. Baseball had an All -Star

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break. Yeah, World Cup. World Cup, you know what?

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That was the thing, I was talking to somebody

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the other day about it. All into the World Cup

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and I'm just like, eh. He's like, really, eh?

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And I'm like... Dude, I'm just down into it.

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If you're not a soccer guy, you're not gonna

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care. I'm not a soccer guy. I'm not a soccer

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guy and I just don't care. Yeah, I mean, I'm

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in the same boat. I'm just like, you know, I

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pay attention to enough on the sports radio shows

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that I listen to to know enough to be like, oh,

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if I wanted to have a conversation with somebody,

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I could kind of have a little bit of a conversation

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about, you know, Argentina or whatever. Yeah.

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And how they're the underdog in World Cup. But

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that's as far as I could go. I don't know the

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player. I don't know nothing else. And this guy

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was just like, yeah, I'm not into soccer anyway,

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but the World Cup just makes it feel, you know,

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they have all this shit where you could go have

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fun and watch the soccer games. And I'm like,

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that's cool. It's just, I tried watching a game.

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It's just not my thing. Me either. I, you know,

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I've watched a few minutes of a few different

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games and it wasn't because like I wanted to,

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it was just cause I'm waiting for a burrito and

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it's, it's on, on the TV in the Mexican restaurant.

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Right. Yeah. Yeah. I've had the same experience

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where I just sat where I was waiting for a burrito

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and it's on and I'm just like, eh. Yeah. You

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know, I can see how people get into it, but I

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just, it takes a bit of commitment of time and

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energy and focus to get into a sport. And if

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you weren't raised as a fan of the sport. That

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you're not gonna have it and I just don't have

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the I don't have it with soccer. I don't have

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it Baseball is starting to come back for me.

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I you know, I used to be watching a lot more

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baseball games I used to be big into baseball.

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I don't have it for baseball anymore. The Giants

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suck right now, but it's alright my whole childhood

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the Giants were like They they didn't suck like

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they would they would be they would have good

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years and bad years and they would make it to

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the playoffs a reasonable amount They won three

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World Series. What are you talking about? Well,

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that was after I was a kid. I was in my 20s when

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they won those World Series. Yeah, so I recently

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got back into baseball, but something I've always

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followed is football. I've always been a fan

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of football. Don't I know it? I do everything

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from watching the draft, free agency, all that

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shit. It's my favorite thing. That's one sport

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that I never understood. Oh, I love it. Because

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to me, football is mostly... Like baseball, it

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kind of makes sense that it's a game where you're

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mostly waiting for something to happen. Right.

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But in football, there's just like, you'll wait

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for two minutes and then there'll be a play for

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three seconds. And then you'll wait for two minutes,

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then there will be another play for, oh, eight

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seconds this time. Then you wait for another

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two minutes. What's football? It's all about

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what's happening during that eight seconds or

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whatever? Yeah, no, I get it. I just feel like...

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I get it. I don't want to watch that for three

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hours. Yeah. Yeah. See, recently, last couple

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of years, I've gotten really into college football,

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and I like it a lot better. Not a lot better,

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but I like it. College football is better to

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watch than professional. But not recently, because

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they started doing NIL money, and so now all

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these schools are able to offer college kids

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like six million bucks to come play for them.

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There's a kid in college that was supposed to

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be done playing, right? Yeah. Supposed to be

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done. Did all six years. Mm -hmm. Didn't want

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to leave. Twenty -five, twenty -six years old

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should be going in the draft. Yeah. Right? Quarterback

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guy out of like Mississippi State or something

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like that. Yeah. And I'm kind of, I don't really,

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I know his name and I know more about it, but

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I'm kind of dumbing it down for you. Okay. Okay.

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Quarterback out of Mississippi State. He missed

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a year of eligibility due to having an injury,

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right? Mm -hmm. They go all the way to, they

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make it all the way to like the championship

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game. The semi -championship game, to get to

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the championship game and lose by like a touchdown,

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like three points in the last minute of the game.

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Heartbreaking loss. Offseason, the guy decides

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he's gonna go and try to get one more year of

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eligibility. And everybody's like, dude. You're

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26, you're going to be 27 when the season starts.

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Right. You're going to be probably the oldest,

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that's eight years in college, seven years in

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college football. It's time to like go to, it's

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kind of time to like go to the pros. Yeah. Dude

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goes to two judges, one denies them, like not

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in the state of Mississippi. He goes to another

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judge in the Mississippi who's like, who's like,

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you know, he's a judge in Mississippi. speculation

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is that he's a fan of the Mississippi State football

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program. And they grant him another year of eligibility.

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This guy's going to be 27 years old. By the time

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he goes to the NFL draft, he's going to be like

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28, 29 years old, almost 30. Mind you, he's getting

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paid $6 .5 million to stay in college. If somebody

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paid me $6 .5 million to stay in college, I would

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do that shit in a heartbeat. I would too. But

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it's just funny to me, because everybody said,

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oh, NIL is making it. Dude, think about it, though.

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And there's two different ways you can think

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about it, right? You can think about NIL's ruining

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the game. But what if, like, he doesn't want

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to play purple ball? What if he doesn't want

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to put his body through that? He may solve his

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money now in college. He has the rest of his

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life to go do whatever he wants to do. He could

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take that six million dollars, fucking invest

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it in something safe. Right. Buy himself a house.

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Yeah. Couple houses. Yeah, but just, you know,

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if he wants to, like, be set, right? By himself

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a house. Yeah. And put the rest away somewhere

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safe. Yeah. I think a lot of college kids are

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thinking that these days. Absolutely. And then,

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you know, if he wants to try the pros, fine.

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And if it doesn't work out, whatever. But he's

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set, right? He's got his... He's got his... He's

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got his... He's got his nut. He's got his nut,

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yeah. But yeah, it's crazy. There was another

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thing I was thinking about today too. I went

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to Dutch Brothers this morning. I usually go

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to Dutch Brothers every Thursday morning after

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my overnight. Something my client likes to do.

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We walk over there. He gets a smoothie, I get

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an Americano. Place was packed today. I'm talking

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packed, like 830 and I'm like... Dust Brothers

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gets that way. It's like causing traffic jams.

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The way the parking lot was, there's always people

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in the parking lot. Is this one on Mendocino?

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Yeah. Oh, that one gets nuts. Dude, it was nuts.

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Crazy. This woman pulls in as we're waiting for

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our drinks, right? Because we got to wait because

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people are already like nine million drinks and

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it's only one of them in a car. So they got to

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come back and make trips for their nine million

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drinks. Yeah. His lady pulls in, and she perks

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right behind everybody else that's parked, right?

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Mind you, the parking lot is full. It's full.

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People gotta get around her to try to fucking

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get out of the parking lot after they get their

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order. But she doesn't give a shit about other

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people. She doesn't give a shit because she's

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gotta go in and pick up her three trays of drinks.

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Right. Right? Yeah. And the guy comes out and

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tells her, hey, we need you to move your car.

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And she makes a big deal about it. Oh, I'm just

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here to pick up my drink. And he's like... There's

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other people here that are just here to pick

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up your drink. You can't park like you're parked.

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You're blocking people in and you're causing

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traffic jam. Whole scene for like five minutes

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in the beginning, right? Whole scene, right?

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She gets her four trays of drinks, like literally

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it was like four trays of drinks, filled to the

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top. You know what I mean? She got drinks for

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like the whole office or whatever. It's coming

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out and there's this girl that's like coming

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into it. You know how the turn is kind of sharp

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going in there? If there's like a car and then

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the turn and they're backed up. And this little

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girl, this girl had to be like at least, she

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was probably 17 or whatever. Younger girl, she's

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pulled in, she's a little over the line and this

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lady is trying to get out. Same lady same lady

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right and now somebody's in her way and how dare

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they honking and yelling and no she Rolls down

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her window and starts yelling at this poor girl

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at the top of her lungs You're over the line

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and I can't get out you dumb cunt bitch slut

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Every name of the book right just fucking going

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off and by this point everybody that's in the

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little patio area of this place is turned around

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and looking at this woman yell at this poor girl.

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Yes. And she has plenty of room to turn right.

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Yeah. Plenty of room to turn right. Right. The

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girl on the other hand had to make the, had to

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go around this other car who decided that they

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needed to make, who didn't do the correct turn.

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You know what I mean? Like they, they're all

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fucked up in the way they're turned. So she couldn't

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get in all the way, but she had plenty of room

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to get by the car. Worker comes out. He's like,

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man, let me help out. Oh, dude, I've been yelling

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at this. Yes, we know you've been yelling at

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this woman for no reason. You have plenty of

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room to get out. I don't have plenty of room.

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This truck is in my way with the tazers on it.

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Might be the truck was not in her way. It was

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pulled up to the side of the road. The guy finally

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directs the girl in the car to pull up. She might

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be disappointed from getting yelled at. This

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poor girl is almost in tears. You can see it,

00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:07.220
right? You can see it in this woman. pulls out,

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finally, all the drinks in her car, doing 40,

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comes out all speedy and mad. I hope they all

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spilled. I hope they did too, because she's at

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the light, and she's still yelling at the girl.

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Yeah, yeah. Still yelling at the girl. Made a

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whole scene, and I'm just like, and everybody's

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just like, wow, that was totally uncalled for.

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Yeah. It's like 8 .30 in the morning, dude. You

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don't need to be, you don't need to have an attitude

00:19:32.180 --> 00:19:35.799
like that. Oh, yeah. maybe you shouldn't order

00:19:35.799 --> 00:19:39.079
four trays of drinks if you can't handle it.

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Yeah. Anyway, yeah. It was just crazy and I was

00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:50.559
just like, man, I don't know what gets into people.

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Just imagine waking up in the morning and you're

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her. Yeah. I mean, what a tragedy. You're just

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like, fine, I'll go to - Goddamn Dutch brothers

00:20:00.859 --> 00:20:03.819
and pick up all the coffees. Yeah. Working some

00:20:03.819 --> 00:20:07.099
miserable, she's probably like a miserable office

00:20:07.099 --> 00:20:09.640
receptionist or something. Yeah, which she doesn't

00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:11.900
need to be. I've been a receptionist. It's not

00:20:11.900 --> 00:20:14.460
a bad job. I've never been a receptionist. That's

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the one thing I've never done. Oh, there's plenty.

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Have you ever worked on a crabbing boat? No.

00:20:20.059 --> 00:20:21.880
Yeah, you never were one of those deadliest catch

00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:24.180
guys. That's two things you've never done. No,

00:20:24.180 --> 00:20:27.539
no. And I bet I would have been pretty good being

00:20:27.539 --> 00:20:29.990
one of those deadliest catch guys. make up a

00:20:29.990 --> 00:20:33.789
whole story about my background. Yeah, no, totally.

00:20:33.789 --> 00:20:36.250
That'd be really interesting for reality TV.

00:20:36.269 --> 00:20:38.970
Yeah, you wouldn't be a cold corpse at the bottom

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of the Bering Sea at all. No. That is a sketchy

00:20:42.869 --> 00:20:45.869
-ass job, too. Yes, it is. I hope those guys

00:20:45.869 --> 00:20:49.069
get paid a lot of money. They make bank. That's

00:20:49.069 --> 00:20:51.670
probably why they do it. Yeah, but they're, I

00:20:51.670 --> 00:20:54.869
mean, that's, I would never do that job. Either

00:20:54.869 --> 00:20:57.130
would I. No. I would never work in a oil rig.

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Even though they make bank. I might work on an

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oil rig. I don't know. I mean, there's a lot

00:21:02.279 --> 00:21:04.819
of different areas you could work at an oil rig

00:21:04.819 --> 00:21:07.099
on where you wouldn't have to be. Yeah, those

00:21:07.099 --> 00:21:08.980
guys, those guys make good money and they work

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basically like, like one week on two weeks off.

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Yeah. And which is great. And I'm sure it's a

00:21:15.460 --> 00:21:16.960
really hard job because like when you're on,

00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:18.819
you're working 20 hours. Yeah. And you're not

00:21:18.819 --> 00:21:21.160
going. Yeah. And those four hours when you're

00:21:21.160 --> 00:21:23.440
not working, you're on call in case something

00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:25.660
happens. Yeah. You got a little bump there. Yeah.

00:21:26.029 --> 00:21:29.809
And I know. I think I'd rather keep my job that

00:21:29.809 --> 00:21:33.390
I have good at it. And I've been there a long

00:21:33.390 --> 00:21:38.210
time. But yeah, man, that was kind of interesting

00:21:38.210 --> 00:21:41.150
this morning. I don't understand, especially

00:21:41.150 --> 00:21:43.750
in parking lots, I just don't understand why

00:21:43.750 --> 00:21:48.869
people, why their patience just runs out. I also

00:21:48.869 --> 00:21:54.250
don't... I've had days, like have you ever had

00:21:54.250 --> 00:21:57.769
a day where you're just angry and taking it out

00:21:57.769 --> 00:22:00.609
on the world? Yeah. Yeah, so I've had those days

00:22:00.609 --> 00:22:04.609
too. What I don't understand, and they're few

00:22:04.609 --> 00:22:07.109
and far between, but they do happen to me, what

00:22:07.109 --> 00:22:11.329
I don't understand is anybody who has one of

00:22:11.329 --> 00:22:13.910
those days and then the next day they do it again,

00:22:14.150 --> 00:22:15.670
and the next day they do it again. Yeah, it's

00:22:15.670 --> 00:22:18.269
just a constant thing. Yeah. That's what I don't

00:22:18.269 --> 00:22:20.849
get. Yeah. I mean, I don't understand why it's

00:22:20.849 --> 00:22:24.609
like, why, like, maybe I get it. Like, you're

00:22:24.609 --> 00:22:26.569
having a bad day and the parking lot is the thing

00:22:26.569 --> 00:22:28.950
that brings the camels back. Yeah. You know what

00:22:28.950 --> 00:22:31.690
I mean? Just sends you off the edge. Yeah. Because

00:22:31.690 --> 00:22:33.690
some guy took the spot, you were driving around

00:22:33.690 --> 00:22:36.569
the parking lot for like five minutes, four.

00:22:36.589 --> 00:22:40.309
Yeah. Just swoops in and takes it. Yeah. I get

00:22:40.309 --> 00:22:43.250
that. I get that. And when that happens, I get

00:22:43.250 --> 00:22:48.720
livid. But like, if I... If I can, like, something

00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:51.319
like that happens, I'll fucking, like, just box

00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:54.319
the guy in. Park right behind him and get out

00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:56.500
and fucking take extra time where I'm going.

00:22:58.559 --> 00:23:01.220
Passive -aggressive. That's just aggressive -aggressive,

00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:06.339
man. Yeah, I just... People, when they have bad

00:23:06.339 --> 00:23:07.960
days and take it out on other people, I've just

00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:10.039
never figured out why you do it. I mean, I've

00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:12.059
had bad days. Don't get me wrong. I've had a

00:23:12.059 --> 00:23:14.559
lot of bad days, but I've never been a guy that's

00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:17.779
taken it out on other people. Even when I'm having

00:23:17.779 --> 00:23:20.160
a bad day and I'm taking it out on the world,

00:23:20.759 --> 00:23:26.880
I've never just been like, oh, here's a vulnerable

00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:29.900
person I can scream at for five minutes. I've

00:23:29.900 --> 00:23:31.920
never done that. I've never been in a grocery

00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:34.279
store and got into an argument with the cashier,

00:23:34.339 --> 00:23:35.880
even if I was having a bad day. You know what

00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:38.750
I mean? Yeah, me neither. Even though... I want

00:23:38.750 --> 00:23:41.549
to. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I'll get heat and

00:23:41.549 --> 00:23:44.170
I'll be like, listen, I understand this is your

00:23:44.170 --> 00:23:45.769
job and you're just doing what they trained you

00:23:45.769 --> 00:23:49.210
to do. Could you please get a manager? And I'm

00:23:49.210 --> 00:23:53.490
sorry, it's not you, it's the system. But yeah,

00:23:53.690 --> 00:23:57.990
no, this bitch, I mean, she'll die alone. And

00:23:57.990 --> 00:23:59.849
that gives you some comfort. I don't know. I

00:23:59.849 --> 00:24:01.829
don't think she looked like she had about eight

00:24:01.829 --> 00:24:04.559
kids. Oh, well that might be part of it too.

00:24:04.700 --> 00:24:07.460
Yeah. Like all of her, all of her patients, all

00:24:07.460 --> 00:24:10.039
of her fucks are depleted. Yeah. By the time

00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:12.240
she leaves the house in the morning. Yeah. And

00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:14.779
then she has to pick up 40 coffees for the whole

00:24:14.779 --> 00:24:18.079
office. I get it, man. I get it. That poor woman.

00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:21.420
Like she, what she really needs is like to pick

00:24:21.420 --> 00:24:27.460
up a heroin habit or something. It's a little

00:24:27.460 --> 00:24:30.359
harsh. What? That would make her life better.

00:24:30.569 --> 00:24:33.410
Yeah, I mean shorter but better. Then she'd be

00:24:33.410 --> 00:24:37.769
a horrible mom. CPS would get called. And by

00:24:37.769 --> 00:24:41.769
the way, boys and girls, I'm not advocating heroin

00:24:41.769 --> 00:24:46.829
addiction or heroin use. I'm just, so shut up.

00:24:47.130 --> 00:24:51.089
I had something else happen recently. I was at

00:24:51.089 --> 00:24:54.630
the gym last Saturday and I was doing deadlifts.

00:24:54.690 --> 00:24:57.470
Yeah. Pulled a little something in my lower back.

00:24:57.769 --> 00:25:01.119
Yeah. I'll tell you, nothing makes me feel old.

00:25:02.259 --> 00:25:06.279
Like, I'm 55. Like, I get it. I'm a senior. Kind

00:25:06.279 --> 00:25:09.519
of. Dude, you fucking look younger than I do.

00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:13.759
I know. Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. Most people don't

00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:17.859
believe I'm 55. No, man. You age well. Here's

00:25:17.859 --> 00:25:21.619
the thing. I pull a muscle on my back. Sunday,

00:25:21.759 --> 00:25:25.380
it's fucked. I'm just like, okay, nothing makes

00:25:25.380 --> 00:25:28.990
me feel like an old man than a back injury. Like,

00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:31.430
I could have, like, my knee could bother me or

00:25:31.430 --> 00:25:33.569
my elbow could bother me or whatever, and I'm

00:25:33.569 --> 00:25:37.990
fine, right? I'm just like, I'm cool. I get a

00:25:37.990 --> 00:25:41.029
little back injury. I'm like a crippled old man,

00:25:41.170 --> 00:25:44.349
dude. I'm just like, last two days before I go

00:25:44.349 --> 00:25:46.109
to work, I've just been lying in my bed and doing

00:25:46.109 --> 00:25:48.950
my fucking back exercises to stretch out the

00:25:48.950 --> 00:25:52.470
back. I feel like, and then when I walk, I walk,

00:25:53.029 --> 00:25:54.930
I feel like an old man when I walk, and I'm just

00:25:54.930 --> 00:25:57.589
like, dude, this sucks. I fucking hate being

00:25:57.589 --> 00:26:00.390
injured. I hate injury. I hate back injuries,

00:26:00.390 --> 00:26:04.650
especially. Me too. And I'm like, today I'm like,

00:26:04.730 --> 00:26:06.150
okay, I'm feeling better because I've been doing

00:26:06.150 --> 00:26:08.109
the exercises I'm supposed to do for stretching

00:26:08.109 --> 00:26:10.809
or whatever. This is where the younger me kicks

00:26:10.809 --> 00:26:15.309
in, where I still think I'm like 20, I still

00:26:15.309 --> 00:26:17.750
think I'm 25 or whatever, right? Yeah. And I'm

00:26:17.750 --> 00:26:20.190
like, dude, it's cool. Today's an upper body

00:26:20.190 --> 00:26:22.410
day. We could just go to the gym and do upper

00:26:22.410 --> 00:26:25.980
body. We're not using much back. Right? I get

00:26:25.980 --> 00:26:28.400
in the car, I have to run over and pick up some

00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:32.380
medication for my dog in Sebastopol. Just to

00:26:32.380 --> 00:26:35.220
be clear, real quick, your upper body is where

00:26:35.220 --> 00:26:37.319
your back is located. I'm getting there, man.

00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:41.460
I'm getting there. Let me tell my story. Logic

00:26:41.460 --> 00:26:45.920
kicks in. You're not 25 anymore, dude. Mind you,

00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:48.339
I'm on the way to the vet to pick up my dog's

00:26:48.339 --> 00:26:52.930
medication in Sebastopol. I'm having a debate

00:26:52.930 --> 00:26:55.289
with myself if I'm gonna go to the gym after

00:26:55.289 --> 00:26:59.730
I get done. Yep. I pull in, I decide, I open

00:26:59.730 --> 00:27:02.190
the car door, I feel the twinge in my back, and

00:27:02.190 --> 00:27:04.190
I'm like, no, we're not doing that because we're

00:27:04.190 --> 00:27:07.029
not fucking 25 years old. Good call. We're gonna

00:27:07.029 --> 00:27:09.390
wait the week that we're supposed to wait and

00:27:09.390 --> 00:27:12.190
see how we feel like next week. Yeah. Even though

00:27:12.190 --> 00:27:13.849
I don't want to, even though I'm like, dude,

00:27:13.950 --> 00:27:16.809
I'm missing, I'm like, I gotta get back in, I

00:27:16.809 --> 00:27:18.390
gotta get back in. I'm like, no, dude, we're

00:27:18.390 --> 00:27:23.170
gonna... you're not 25, it's okay. You need to

00:27:23.170 --> 00:27:26.690
take the time to heal your back. But it was just

00:27:26.690 --> 00:27:28.569
funny to me when I woke up this morning and I

00:27:28.569 --> 00:27:30.170
was just like, yeah, I'm gonna go, you know,

00:27:30.170 --> 00:27:32.109
I'll just do some bench press or whatever and

00:27:32.109 --> 00:27:35.890
it'll be fine and it'll be cool. And the way

00:27:35.890 --> 00:27:39.150
my mind debated it, it was just funny to me.

00:27:39.529 --> 00:27:43.670
That was my story. And that was my inner turmoil

00:27:43.670 --> 00:27:49.599
today. But my point is, is that back injury makes

00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:54.059
me feel old. Me too. Like, and I don't like feeling

00:27:54.059 --> 00:27:58.400
old. Me too. I know I've told this story on the

00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:00.180
podcast before, but I'm going to do it again.

00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.980
One time I was taking a shower and I was washing

00:28:02.980 --> 00:28:06.400
my hair and I was like fully extended with my

00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:09.299
body and my arms and every just, just, you know,

00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:15.480
going at my hair and I sneezed and my back. was

00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:20.920
fucked beyond all reason for a week. I couldn't

00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:24.359
sleep. I couldn't breathe. It was... All I did

00:28:24.359 --> 00:28:27.819
was sneeze in the shower, man. Here I'm complaining

00:28:27.819 --> 00:28:31.579
because I was doing a 300 -pound deadlift. It

00:28:31.579 --> 00:28:33.940
was just... It's just crazy to me. I'm just like,

00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:38.619
dude, I can't believe... It makes me just...

00:28:38.619 --> 00:28:40.160
That's the thing I've been wrestling with the

00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:43.750
most. It's just having the back injury. makes

00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:45.930
me feel old, and I'm just like, that's because

00:28:45.930 --> 00:28:52.329
you are old, man. You're 55, dude. That time

00:28:52.329 --> 00:28:54.569
I sneezed in the shower, I think I was like 32.

00:28:56.009 --> 00:28:59.109
What else? I think that's gonna do it. We're

00:28:59.109 --> 00:29:02.869
at about 30 minutes. No, that's good. I have...

00:29:02.869 --> 00:29:06.109
You got something? I have something to add. I

00:29:06.109 --> 00:29:08.609
went to the rodeo. Oh yeah, I wanted to talk

00:29:08.609 --> 00:29:11.390
about that. Yeah. Yeah, because we kind of discussed

00:29:11.390 --> 00:29:14.690
it for a bit. For briefly. Yeah. Yeah. Rodeos

00:29:14.690 --> 00:29:19.369
are crazy. Rodeos are wild, man. Dude. I just

00:29:19.369 --> 00:29:23.029
want to go watch one. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun

00:29:23.029 --> 00:29:26.369
and it's not like it's expensive to get into

00:29:26.369 --> 00:29:30.630
the rodeo. Right. And you just go and it's like

00:29:30.630 --> 00:29:33.859
two and a half hours. of watching people do weird

00:29:33.859 --> 00:29:36.279
shit with animals. Yeah, trying to stay on a

00:29:36.279 --> 00:29:38.559
bull. Trying to stay on a bull for eight seconds.

00:29:38.579 --> 00:29:40.480
For eight seconds. That's all you have to do.

00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:42.799
That's all you have to do to win a bunch of money.

00:29:43.299 --> 00:29:46.759
Well, you know, you have to... If you stay on

00:29:46.759 --> 00:29:50.519
for eight seconds, you get a score. Yeah. The

00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:52.460
only way to get a score is to stay on for eight

00:29:52.460 --> 00:29:54.750
seconds. Right. They don't, they don't give you

00:29:54.750 --> 00:29:56.869
extra points for staying on for nine seconds

00:29:56.869 --> 00:29:59.269
or anything. You stay on for eight seconds, you

00:29:59.269 --> 00:30:01.609
get the fuck off and then they judge you based

00:30:01.609 --> 00:30:04.569
on, on how you did and based on how mean the

00:30:04.569 --> 00:30:08.869
bull was. Yeah. I've always watched the most

00:30:08.869 --> 00:30:12.970
interesting thing for me about bull riding. is

00:30:12.970 --> 00:30:15.470
the clowns, right? The distraction after the

00:30:15.470 --> 00:30:17.970
guy gets off the bowl. How they have to run,

00:30:18.049 --> 00:30:20.109
they're like running from their lives to be like,

00:30:20.690 --> 00:30:22.569
we gotta get the guy, the rider out of the way,

00:30:22.650 --> 00:30:24.390
but what about those guys, man? I hope those

00:30:24.390 --> 00:30:26.869
guys get paid well. They do. Well, actually,

00:30:26.890 --> 00:30:28.730
I don't know how well they get paid. I imagine

00:30:28.730 --> 00:30:32.490
they get paid regardless of who wins, so that's

00:30:32.490 --> 00:30:35.109
something. That's a dangerous job. That is a

00:30:35.109 --> 00:30:37.130
dangerous job. And a job I've never had. There

00:30:37.130 --> 00:30:42.329
was one bowl that was so big. and so strong and

00:30:42.329 --> 00:30:46.490
so mean, before, like, before the horn went off

00:30:46.490 --> 00:30:49.930
and they opened the gate, this thing was literally

00:30:49.930 --> 00:30:56.329
jumped out of its stall. Right. Twice. And then

00:30:56.329 --> 00:30:58.410
eventually they're like, this bull's too mean,

00:30:58.569 --> 00:31:01.190
we can't even... We can't even keep it in its

00:31:01.190 --> 00:31:03.190
stall long enough to open the gate with the guy

00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:08.109
on top. So they fucking just let it run out and

00:31:08.109 --> 00:31:12.509
off, not like into the crowd, but into the depleted

00:31:12.509 --> 00:31:16.640
bull area. That was a big mean bull. I'd be too

00:31:16.640 --> 00:31:19.420
pissed too if my balls were cut off and I was

00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:21.380
stuck in a little cage. Yeah, your balls aren't

00:31:21.380 --> 00:31:23.779
cut off. They're like tied off. They're tied

00:31:23.779 --> 00:31:24.799
down. Well, that's what I mean. They're tied

00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:27.500
down. I'd be pissed off too. They put a strap

00:31:27.500 --> 00:31:30.019
on them to make their balls as uncomfortable

00:31:30.019 --> 00:31:34.299
as possible. Somebody's home. Your dog is indicating.

00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:39.960
Yeah, she's a present little thing. I think that's

00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:43.710
gonna do it. Yeah. Take care of some business.

00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:45.549
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