Naps,Scams and Ai Girlifriends

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Hey, welcome back to The Shane and I Show. My

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name is Shane. My name is Max, and I could use

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a nap. Me too. Yeah. Naps are good, aren't they?

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Naps are really good. Do you remember being a

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real little, I actually don't remember this,

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but I feel like this was the case, being a really

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little kid, and the grownups would say it's nap

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time. And you used to put up a fit. And you'd

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be like, fuck you, nap time. Yeah, I remember

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that. I remember throwing fits around nap time.

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Yeah. Now it's a pleasure. Oh, yeah. Quick little

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nappy poo after like especially for me because

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I do overnights or whatever Like if I do two

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overnights in a row and I don't sleep in the

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afternoon. It's fucking like today's game over

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Yeah, like I have not slept since I got off work

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this morning Yeah, and it's what four o 'clock

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in on the east on the east. See there we go on

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the west coast. Yeah I'm cooked. Yeah, plus I

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wouldn't worked out this morning. They did a

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bunch of shit cooked Yeah, there you go. Anyway,

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four o 'clock is a bit late for a nap for me.

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Yeah, me too. I'm more like a two o 'clock. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Like two, two o 'clock is perfect.

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Two, two thirty. But you ever have in like, like

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a day where there's nothing going on and you

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get up bright and early and then it's ten thirty

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in the morning and you're like, yeah, I think

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I'll take a nap. I don't really have that. I

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do that sometimes. Yeah, I do. It's more towards

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the afternoon for me. If I do that, it's more

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towards the afternoon. Like if it's Saturday

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and I'm taking care of because I usually have

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stuff to do in the morning on Saturday morning.

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Like if I take an arrow of all my stuff and I'm

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just sitting around watching a baseball game.

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Yeah. Usually like one o 'clock, I'm fucking

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taking a nap. Yeah. Sometimes I have a day and

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there's like nothing, there's nothing to do.

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Yeah. And, and it's, it's like 10 30 in the morning.

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And I'm just like, I'm taking a nap. I'm taking

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a nap. Yeah. Hey, by the way, this is the podcast

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about nothing. It makes you think of something.

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We almost forgot that. Yeah. You know, I've decided

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what we're going to do from now on, Max. Yeah.

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Because it's been going this way for a while.

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Yeah. I think we're going to be a monthly -ish

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podcast now. We need not define the frequency

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of it. Well, we've been pretty frequent about

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doing a monthly podcast. Yes, but once we define,

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like, this is a weekly assure, bi -weekly assure

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month, if we just don't define it, just let it

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be. It's like having a relationship with the

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girl that you're not sure about having a relationship

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with, and you're like, hey, we should define

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it. That's like every guy's saying when they're

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really not sure if this chick is crazy or not,

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but she's like, every other aspect of her is

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killer, right? Like, great body, great in bed,

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great attitude, but there's just something. Something's

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off. You don't know what it is. There's something

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crazy there. And you're like, we're not going

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to find it right now. See, I was with the girl

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like that, except it wasn't great everything

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except something. It was like... You knew what

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the crazy was? I was like, there's a whole lot

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wrong here. But she's good with the glug glug,

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so I'll stick around for a minute. Yeah. It's

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usually, that's what all, that's what guys do,

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I guess, is they, we're not gonna define it.

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Or if they want a way out, like if shit gets

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serious too quick, we're not gonna define it.

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That was what I did a long time, for a long time.

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I don't wanna define it because that way I don't

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have a way, if we say we're boyfriend and girlfriend,

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I don't got a fucking way out. And then I wonder

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why I'm 55 and I'm single. Oh yeah, that happened

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too. I had a fucking birthday a week, a couple

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of weeks ago. Happy birthday. Fucking turning

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old. Yeah. 55 55 you're you're you're I Think

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that makes you a senior citizen man. I think

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60 makes me a senior citizen Well, I think it

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depends on it, but I think but I get a RP. Yes.

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See that makes you see It's weird dude, I didn't

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I never thought I'd be 55. It's weird. It's fucking

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weird. Welcome. It's better than the alternative

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Yeah, it is. Yeah, like when I was 30 55 seemed

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like 50s, 60s, all those old ages. What I am

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now, like 55 seemed like so long ago. Like you

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didn't, like you backed me into Gen Xer. You

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didn't plan for that shit. It was living in the

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moment. I think most people in their 20s and

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30s don't plan for 55. It's weird, man. It's

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weird. But here I am. And maybe I'm more knowledgeable

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now. Maybe I have wisdom beyond my years. For

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sure. Yeah. Wisdom beyond your years. Not even

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beyond my years. Maybe all my wisdom has caught

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up with me now, and I just sound wise when I

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talk. I'll tell you one thing. I'm jealous of

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your very well pigmented hair. Yeah. Because

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mine is just gray and white. I know. You look

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like you're older than I am. I have one streak

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of brown hair in the front. It's weird, dude.

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But if I grow in my beard, like it's kind of

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growing in right now, you can tell. It's fucking

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gray, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. It's

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really gray. And this is about as far as I get

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with it. Because I think about growing a beard,

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and I'm like, it gets to this point where it's

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like I see all the gray, and I'm like, I'm gonna

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shave it. Yeah. I'm gonna shave it because I'm

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done. I don't want to look old. But yeah, I was

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talking to somebody at the gym about getting

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on. They're like, dude, it's kind of cool that

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you show up still and you work out. I know a

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lot of guys your age that don't do that. And

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I'm like, yeah, that's scary. That's what I don't

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want to be like. One of those guys that fucking

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breaks his leg walking out of the house. That

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scares me. But yeah, man. I was like, I was thinking

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of what I was going to talk about today. Cause

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we'd be doing these kind of topic things about,

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you know, three random topics or whatever. And

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I was like, I couldn't, I couldn't think of anything,

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right? All right. I thought maybe we could do

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something about the fucking cold war, but whatever.

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The cold war? Yeah. Where the fuck did that come

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from? I don't know. I was just, I was just thinking

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of it. You know what I mean? Random topics. Let's

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make it a history podcast. I don't know. We could.

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I mean, it ended 35 years ago. That's history

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now. Yeah. All right. Cool. But, uh, make it

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a history podcast with, with comedy in it. I

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don't know, but I was just, I was searching for

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something like, fuck none of these. I don't like

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any of these. I don't like any of them. No. And

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so I came here and I was like, I don't got nothing

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to talk about. Luckily it's a podcast about nothing.

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Yeah. So we can just sit here and shoot the shit.

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I like it. But I do have something to talk about.

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Okay. And I was thinking, because I saw this

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thing, one of the ideas that I got was like,

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have you ever bought something as seen on TV

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and you get it and it's not as seen on TV? Um,

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no. Like back in the day, like when there was

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like things you would buy as seen on TV. You

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know, I have bought things that were like as

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seen on an Instagram ad. That's what I was getting

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to. Yeah. That's what I was getting to. Oh, yeah,

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and it's these motherfuckers. Yeah, and it shows

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up and it's just this little piece of plastic

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garbage It hasn't even shown up yet. This is

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what the oh, yeah This is what I pissed about.

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Yeah, right. So I saw this Instagram ad For you

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get three fucking heavy -duty cotton oversized

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t -shirts with that. I like like the one I'm

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wearing right now. Yeah for like 20 bucks Right.

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Mm -hmm Triple XL big guy t -shirts. Yeah, I'm

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like fucking sweet Yeah, I wouldn't trust that

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for a second. I did. Well, there you go. And

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with Instagram, it just takes a second to click

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buy and then that's it, you're done. And the

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guy selling the shit seemed like he was an actual

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real person. I fucking don't know why I did this.

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I think it was like, I'm gonna get myself an

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out here. It was like midnight. And I was fucking

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doom -scrolling. And that's what like Instagram

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and TikTok, they pepper you with ads. And all

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you have to do is have that one momentary lapse

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long enough to click the button. Right. And then

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they got you. Right. So here is where it gets,

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so I buy these three t -shirts for like 20 bucks,

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including shipping. Yeah. It came out to like

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22 something, right? Yeah. Guess how many days

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ago? 87 days ago. No, that's a little exaggeration,

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but we're going to say 87. How about that? All

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right. It's actually 35. Okay. That's still a

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long time to wait for shirts. 35 days. I got

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it all right here. The map out of everything,

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how they sent it and everything like that. 35

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days ago, I buy the t -shirts, right? I'm like,

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cool. They're like, it's a different shipping.

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It's a different shipping route. So it's going

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to take a little longer than expected. Usually

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when a company says, It's a different shipping

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route. That means it's going normal delivery.

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It's going to take like 14 days, right? Yeah.

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But what these guys meant was it's got to go

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through the Strait of Hormuz. It went through

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China. Well, it probably came from China. Well,

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yeah. And so I got the whole thing. I got the

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whole thing mapped out here on my fucking phone,

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if I could get to it, but it has been. And I

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have been a pain in these guys' asses. I have

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been that guy. You want your t -shirts. Yeah.

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And this one is fun for me, right? It's fun for

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me to, like, email him. I'm like a sick bastard

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at this point with this huge resentment against

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this fucking Instagram t -shirt company, right?

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Huge resentment. And now I'm fucking with him.

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Now I'm, like, sending him little emails. I'm

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like, hey, day 35, still no t -shirts. Right,

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right. Good job. Yeah. They got back to me today.

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They're like, oh the t -shirts have been delivered.

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I'm like, dude. No, they haven't right Well,

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it says it's been delivered. I'm like, no they

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have yeah, right So and then they stopped emailing

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me back. Yep, right So I figure it's probably

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it was probably like a little Shopify company

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or something like that and some fucking college

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kids set up and Just made a bunch of money selling

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t -shirts. They didn't even have access to mm

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-hmm, right? What's it called drop shipping?

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Could be, yeah. Probably did a little drop shipping

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thing, made a bunch of money, and I don't know

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if anybody got their T -shirts. Hold on, I got

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it here. I got it now. I got it. So yeah, we

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started in China. We went to the US. We shipped

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to the US, right? Right. Somewhere in the US.

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Somewhere. Somewhere. Probably port of Los Angeles.

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Probably. Probably, right? You would think. Then

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they got shipped back to China. Really? Yeah.

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Oh. Then it landed in the USA and it was stuck

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in customs for four days. All right Finally got

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out of customs because I harassed him about it.

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All right being an asshole Having fun. Mm -hmm.

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I gotta tell you I was having fun. Okay finally

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on Okay, finally on 614 arrived at Roner Park

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with the couriers, receives a parcel for the

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delivery, and we'll set a delivery time shortly.

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6 -14. Right? All right. 6 -16. Two days later.

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Roner Park delivered. I never saw a package.

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Well, shit. And you know what they said when

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they emailed me back? What'd they say? They said,

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check with your neighbors. Sometimes she gets

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mis -delivered. So you know what I did? You checked

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with your neighbors? Yeah, they didn't get a

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package from you. No. It might've gotten stolen

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right off the front porch. That's what I'm thinking.

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If they delivered it, because it said it got

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delivered at like six in the morning. Six in

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the morning? Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. Bullshit.

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Yeah. I call bullshit on that. Yeah. The only

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people who deliver at six in the morning are

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Amazon and you didn't buy it from Amazon. And

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it says right here, 616 at 2050. 7 a .m. 7 a

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.m. Sorry. All right. It was delivered at 7 a

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.m. Yeah. Nope. Okay. So I emailed these fuckers

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again. Said, hey, it's been 35 days. Package

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says it's been delivered. I even showed them

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the thing I have on my phone. Even sent that

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to him. He's like, hey, it says the package was

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delivered. Nope. Haven't seen it. Nothing. The

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guy sends in my email back saying, you know,

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you should probably check with your neighbors

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and see if it got sent there. And I'm like, okay.

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So I checked with my neighbors, get back to him.

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I'm like, hey. Bucko? Bucko. That's how you know

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I'm mad on the internet when I start calling

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somebody Bucko. Bucko. I'm like, hey, Bucko.

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Bucko. Hey, Bucko. Yeah, none of my neighbors

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got it either. No. So you're either scamming

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me or I'd... T -shirts have never been delivered.

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Yes. Sometimes when you buy, and this is especially

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true with shit you buy off of like social media

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ads. Yeah. Sometimes you just got to write it

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off as a loss. So at this point, that's what

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I'm doing. If I get them, I'm going to laugh.

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Yeah. If I get them. It's like three t -shirts,

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dude. It's not like the end of the world or anything.

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Because like I said, at this point, it was just

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causing me, I was starting to get so resentful

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at this, so resentful. And once I started having

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fun with this guy and started saying shit like,

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hey, bucko. And like, what kind of company you

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running? Like shit that you would get and shit

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you would get from somebody, like some old guy,

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which I am, just complained about your company,

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right? What kind of company are you running over

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there? That kind of shit. Yeah. Well, we'd like

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to tell you, sir, we're a legit company. Yeah.

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Doesn't seem like it to me, bucko. They're a

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legit company, but they spent more on the ads

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than they did on the actual product that they

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sold. Now, what they did tell me? Yeah. Is that

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if I would have bought the premium service? Oh,

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the premium service? Yeah, if I would have got

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them, they were offering a special through Instagram

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for the low price. That's why the shipping route

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was so different. Uh -huh. But if I would have

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bought it directly through them, I would have

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gotten an overnight. Oh. Joy of joys. Trust me,

00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:47.120
you would not have been satisfied with your three

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t -shirts. I've, I've done the whole t -shirts

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off Instagram. Right. And, and they showed up

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and I'm like, yeah, these will do after one wash.

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They're fucking garbage. These ones, these ones

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I got off of Amazon, these heavy cotton fucking

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oversize t -shirts, they're the shit. Right.

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They're the ones I like. I tried all those other

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t -shirt companies. Like I tried fresh tea, fresh

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clean teas. Yeah. True classic tees. And they

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all, like after one wash. Yeah. Fucking garbage.

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Yeah. These ones, like you could dry them a little

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bit and then hang them and they're fine. They

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don't shrink. But I, you know, it's just like,

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all right, I could have a few more tees, few

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more oversized t -shirts for when I go to the

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gym or whatever, like just to wear around. Cause

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I like that fit. You know what I mean? It fits

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me. I look good in them. And, um, so far nothing.

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That's my rant. Well, good luck. You'll get them

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or you won't. You probably won't. I probably

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won't at this point. You probably won't. Now

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watch, I go home and they're sitting on my porch.

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Yeah. Now, you know what the funny part was is

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our next door neighbors are Spanish? Yeah. Do

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you know how our dude was asking me if they got

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a package? Like, I don't speak Spanish. Living

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in California my whole life, you probably figure

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I should probably learn some Spanish. It would

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help. Nope. Never have. That's on me. That is

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on you. I could say, hola. Hola. I can say como

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estas. Como estas. Say muy buen. You got that

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wrong. You said that wrong. Yeah. Anyway, that's

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about all I can say. Okay. That's all I know,

00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.779
right? Yeah. So I'm trying to talk to my neighbor

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and I'm using Google Translate. Well, that's,

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that's, that's useful. Yeah. And the guy's shaking

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his head saying no shirt. No shirt. No shirt.

00:16:35.559 --> 00:16:40.690
No shirt. No shirt. Okay. But yeah, it's been

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an ongoing ongoing deal It's been kind of funny

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actually at this point like I said So that was

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my rant. All right, that was my rant about more

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of the story Just because a guy looks legit on

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internet on the internet trying to sell you some

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shit. Don't buy it Yeah, yeah, cuz I bought some

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shit off Amazon yesterday. Uh -huh. Like I had

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to re -up on my Had to re up on some fish oils

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and creatine and I had to get a new phone screen

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Yeah, because my phone screens kind of jacked

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as you can see. Yeah So I'm not instead of getting

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a new phone. I'm gonna fix them on my on my own

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Yeah, you know at least Amazon like they stand

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by their deliveries and they got good return

00:17:22.789 --> 00:17:25.809
policy, dude I ordered it yesterday at it all

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that shit yesterday like 8 a .m. Yeah, it was

00:17:27.930 --> 00:17:31.789
here before I got over to your house. Yeah No

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issues. No fucking we're going through China

00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:40.019
I've had shit arrive same day from Amazon. That

00:17:40.019 --> 00:17:42.819
amazes me sometimes when they do that. So yeah,

00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:46.980
man, I was so resentful for a minute at this

00:17:46.980 --> 00:17:48.579
t -shirt company, and then I was just like, why

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am I getting so worked up? Doesn't make sense

00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:55.680
that it's like, fuck, I lost 20 bucks, whatever.

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Learned a lesson. And I had some fun harassing

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the guy. There you go. That was worth the 20

00:18:01.309 --> 00:18:03.710
bucks. That was worth the 20 bucks. Just emailing

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this guy every day for like the last 30 days.

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Uh -huh. I just picture him. He went into his

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office, turning on his computer, and he's like,

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oh, fuck, this fucking guy again. Yeah. What's

00:18:17.269 --> 00:18:22.210
he complaining about now? Uh -huh. I don't know

00:18:22.210 --> 00:18:25.150
why it's so funny to me. It's hilarious. Just

00:18:25.150 --> 00:18:28.269
that look of some guy fucking hating his t -shirt

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job. I one time had somebody try to scam me,

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and it was like apparent within about three seconds

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that this guy was not on the epitaph. What was

00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:44.000
he trying to scam me for? What was he trying

00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:46.599
to scam me for? Yeah. Oh, you're saying, oh,

00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:48.480
I could buy, I was trying to sell something online.

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I was like, oh, I could totally pay it. Uh, but

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I, I need you to, I need you to like wire me

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the money first and then I'll pay you cash double.

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That's an old school scam. Oh yeah. Yeah. And

00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:03.940
I was like, uh -huh. Yeah. Uh, and so just like

00:19:03.940 --> 00:19:07.000
when I was like taking a crap or if a commercial

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came on the TV or something, I'd write them back.

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Like, you know, something to just keep them on

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the hook. I figure I'll waste this guy's time

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for a bit. I put about a week into that. There

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was just like, you know, instead of scrolling

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through reels while I'm taking a shit, I'm like

00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.000
keeping the scammer on a hook. I did that with

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the guy, with the company that was trying to

00:19:29.940 --> 00:19:32.720
scam me for saying that I owed money for a payday

00:19:32.720 --> 00:19:34.940
loan and a company I'd never heard of. Like,

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I've taken payday loans before. And there have

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been a few that I've... was late paying back

00:19:41.589 --> 00:19:44.750
in my time. But I was getting harassed by this

00:19:44.750 --> 00:19:48.109
company about a year ago. And they were calling

00:19:48.109 --> 00:19:50.910
me up and they were like, hey, you always, you

00:19:50.910 --> 00:19:53.369
know, you took a loan for $255 and now you owe

00:19:53.369 --> 00:19:57.690
us $4 ,675. And I'm like, dude, how do I owe

00:19:57.690 --> 00:20:02.150
that? How does a $255 loan turn into $4 ,675?

00:20:02.890 --> 00:20:06.849
Oh, and 20 cents. Yeah. Well, you know, over

00:20:06.849 --> 00:20:11.019
time it's accumulated interest. blah, blah, blah,

00:20:11.019 --> 00:20:13.900
blah. And I'm like, yeah, okay, maybe I'll pay

00:20:13.900 --> 00:20:16.359
it back. And they're like, well, you need to

00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:17.759
set something up. You know, if you set something

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:19.980
up and they do these things, that's a telltale

00:20:19.980 --> 00:20:24.900
sign. Like if they give you a window to pay it,

00:20:25.599 --> 00:20:27.720
like you got to pay it within this time frame

00:20:27.720 --> 00:20:29.599
or we're going to tell your job or we're going

00:20:29.599 --> 00:20:31.859
to... Like they think if they tell your job that

00:20:31.859 --> 00:20:34.140
you took a payday loan and it's late, your job's

00:20:34.140 --> 00:20:36.319
going to be like, oh, you're fired. Get the fuck

00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:39.720
out of here. And then they come up with these

00:20:39.720 --> 00:20:43.640
crazy court case numbers. They sound all official.

00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.460
Yeah. And you like look up the court case number.

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Nothing. No. And I even, so this company I was

00:20:50.180 --> 00:20:53.240
going back and forth with, and I was like, okay,

00:20:53.640 --> 00:20:55.000
you know, give me a couple of days. Let me think

00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:57.440
about if I want to settle with you. Yeah. Right.

00:20:58.039 --> 00:21:00.400
I mean, if I owe them money, I'm going along

00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:03.319
with them. Yeah. So they call me back in a couple

00:21:03.319 --> 00:21:05.200
of days and I'm like, you know what? I was thinking.

00:21:06.029 --> 00:21:08.109
Why don't I just pay cash? Why don't I pay this

00:21:08.109 --> 00:21:11.269
company back directly like 255 bucks? Oh, you

00:21:11.269 --> 00:21:14.309
can't do that sir. It's with us now This is with

00:21:14.309 --> 00:21:15.890
us and I'm like, you know, I talked to so -and

00:21:15.890 --> 00:21:19.529
-so over at that company and they said I could

00:21:19.529 --> 00:21:23.890
pay them back directly Yeah Right. I never talked

00:21:23.890 --> 00:21:26.529
it. So everything I was just fucking going in

00:21:26.529 --> 00:21:30.200
on this guy and he's like he's like No, you know,

00:21:30.200 --> 00:21:32.319
you have to pay us because it went into collections

00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:33.920
and we paid for the collection. I'm like, yeah,

00:21:33.920 --> 00:21:35.660
you paid a nickel for the collection or whatever.

00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.259
But they said I can still pay him back and they'll

00:21:38.259 --> 00:21:39.619
take it off a collection. So I think I'm going

00:21:39.619 --> 00:21:43.180
to do that. I think I'm going to do that. They're

00:21:43.180 --> 00:21:45.859
like, no, no, sir, you need to pay us. We'll

00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:47.680
set up a nice payment arrangement for you so

00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:50.920
where you could pay us, you know, 500 bucks every

00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:52.740
two weeks until it's paid off. And I'm like,

00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:54.960
nah, I don't want to do that. Who the fuck has

00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:59.130
500 bucks every two weeks anyway? Yeah. It's

00:21:59.130 --> 00:22:01.529
seeing, right? And it's just insane. And so it

00:22:01.529 --> 00:22:05.670
goes on for like a week. And finally the guy's

00:22:05.670 --> 00:22:07.529
like, finally I'm like, dude, I'm not paying

00:22:07.529 --> 00:22:09.609
you guys back. I don't owe this, I don't owe

00:22:09.609 --> 00:22:13.130
this one. This is not me. And they're like, oh,

00:22:13.150 --> 00:22:14.930
we have you on record. We have all this stuff.

00:22:14.990 --> 00:22:17.289
I'm like, whatever. If you're gonna, if you're

00:22:17.289 --> 00:22:19.369
gonna, if you're gonna send out a warrant and

00:22:19.369 --> 00:22:21.069
you're gonna come to my house with a warrant,

00:22:21.670 --> 00:22:24.759
come today because I'm home today. Right, you

00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:27.640
know my address. Yeah, you know the company I

00:22:27.640 --> 00:22:30.380
work for if you're gonna send You know, if you're

00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:32.839
gonna send a garnishment to my company send it

00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:35.759
to my company today Yeah, I want it today and

00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.599
the guy was like, do you really know what you're

00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:40.099
asking for sir? And I'm like, yes, I'm asking

00:22:40.099 --> 00:22:44.279
you to send the warrant with the sheriff Today

00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:48.880
and I'll wait. Yeah, he's like, okay. Well, we'll

00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:52.190
be there in two hours and I'm like fine Wonderful.

00:22:52.250 --> 00:22:57.809
I'll be waiting on the front porch. Yeah. So

00:22:57.809 --> 00:23:01.210
I wait for them. I know they're not coming. I

00:23:01.210 --> 00:23:02.970
know they're not coming. But you had laundry

00:23:02.970 --> 00:23:04.730
to do. Yeah, I had laundry to do and I was at

00:23:04.730 --> 00:23:08.630
home anyway, so whatever. I'm at home. I called

00:23:08.630 --> 00:23:10.470
the guy back two hours later, right? Because

00:23:10.470 --> 00:23:13.970
at this point, I'm like, hey, you know, the sheriff

00:23:13.970 --> 00:23:18.480
never came. I don't know what you're talking

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.660
about, sir. Call him back. Hey, I planned my

00:23:20.660 --> 00:23:23.759
day around this, you asshole. I don't know what

00:23:23.759 --> 00:23:26.400
you're talking about, sir. I don't know what

00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:27.880
you're talking about. Then he hangs up on me.

00:23:28.380 --> 00:23:32.759
Yeah. That one was about, that was all together,

00:23:32.819 --> 00:23:35.500
I think that was about a week and a half of phone

00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:38.440
calls back and forth of me just bullshitting

00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:40.740
this guy and tell him, yeah, maybe I'll pay it

00:23:40.740 --> 00:23:43.720
back. Maybe I won't. I don't know. I don't want

00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:45.500
to pay. At first he was saying if I made two

00:23:45.500 --> 00:23:47.680
payments of a thousand dollars. They would knock

00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:52.339
the price down within 72 hours. Yeah. They'll,

00:23:52.339 --> 00:23:55.160
they'll do anything to scam you out of, you know,

00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:58.220
anything. There's, there's, there's places where

00:23:58.220 --> 00:24:01.599
they have like warehouses full of literal slaves,

00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:04.900
like people who were abducted and are kept in

00:24:04.900 --> 00:24:08.619
chains, uh, just going around calling people

00:24:08.619 --> 00:24:10.640
trying to. Dude, that's going to be the worst

00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:12.759
way to make a living. Unless that's not like

00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:14.779
something you could beat. You could go to somebody

00:24:14.779 --> 00:24:16.720
and when somebody asks you what you do for a

00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.859
living, that you would be like, I don't know

00:24:19.859 --> 00:24:21.220
one person, I don't know a person that would

00:24:21.220 --> 00:24:23.700
be like proud to say, oh yeah, I just, you know,

00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:29.000
I scam people. Well, they're in, in our area.

00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:34.119
Right. You'll probably make more money just getting

00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:38.309
any job. Right. And working for a wage. Yeah.

00:24:39.430 --> 00:24:45.630
But if you're a literal slave in Thailand who

00:24:45.630 --> 00:24:49.490
sleeps on a piece of cardboard with a chain around

00:24:49.490 --> 00:24:55.609
your ankle and who, like, they beat or starve

00:24:55.609 --> 00:24:59.490
if you don't make the calls, I don't think it's

00:24:59.490 --> 00:25:01.470
that bad. I don't think it's that bad. Oh, no,

00:25:01.509 --> 00:25:04.259
it is. Is it? Yeah. I mean, I've heard working

00:25:04.259 --> 00:25:06.660
in a shoe store, making shoes is pretty bad.

00:25:07.819 --> 00:25:10.440
Making shoes is bad, but that's a job. Right.

00:25:10.799 --> 00:25:13.180
This isn't actually, I mean, some of these people

00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:15.420
choose to do this for a living and make a living

00:25:15.420 --> 00:25:19.279
doing it. Right. But there's also these places

00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:22.240
where they're like, oh, we abducted a bunch of

00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:29.119
just people and now we own them. And if they

00:25:29.119 --> 00:25:32.099
don't do the calls, we'll starve them and beat

00:25:32.099 --> 00:25:34.859
them. It's fucking horrible. They can't get away

00:25:34.859 --> 00:25:37.819
because of the chain. That's horrible. Well,

00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:43.680
okay. Yes, it is. Um, and, and that's all. It's

00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.220
just horrible. Yeah. Slavery is still a thing.

00:25:46.460 --> 00:25:49.140
Yeah. But I don't know. See, most of, I don't

00:25:49.140 --> 00:25:51.279
think it's that, I think most of these guys are

00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.059
guys sitting at their fucking house in Dubai

00:25:53.059 --> 00:25:55.200
or whatever. and they have a little computer

00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:57.180
and they go on the internet trying to make quick

00:25:57.180 --> 00:26:00.140
money. If they got a house in Dubai, they're

00:26:00.140 --> 00:26:02.519
not the ones making the calls and sending the

00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:04.500
messages. They're the ones that own the warehouse.

00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:06.720
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. They own the warehouse

00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:10.140
full of slaves. Yeah. Right. And it's the slaves

00:26:10.140 --> 00:26:13.720
making the calls and all that. Yeah. I don't

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:15.920
know. Maybe I think with AI, it's probably like

00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.980
all automated by now. AI costs money. Slaves,

00:26:18.980 --> 00:26:21.519
you can literally feed them. And this guy, this

00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:23.559
guy I could talk to, you could tell he was not

00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:26.519
And how do I say this without sounding, he was

00:26:26.519 --> 00:26:29.460
not American. Yeah, no, no. People don't take

00:26:29.460 --> 00:26:31.940
Americans as slaves, Jim. Yeah. I mean, that's

00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:33.960
not true. They do, but they use Americans for

00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:38.220
different work. He was definitely Indian. Yep.

00:26:40.619 --> 00:26:44.000
You could hear his accent. And he tried to tell

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:47.819
me his name was Jim Taylor. Jim Taylor. Yeah.

00:26:48.099 --> 00:26:51.700
And I'm like, dude, come on. Yeah. Come on. You

00:26:51.700 --> 00:26:57.069
know Jim Taylor. You're not Jim Taylor. I'm Benjamin

00:26:57.069 --> 00:27:01.829
Cooper. Benjamin Cooper? I'm Benjamin Cooper

00:27:01.829 --> 00:27:05.130
from Minnesota, eh? My favorite team is the Vikings.

00:27:05.130 --> 00:27:06.809
I probably shouldn't have everybody pretend I

00:27:06.809 --> 00:27:09.490
didn't do the voice. My favorite team is the

00:27:09.490 --> 00:27:15.710
Vikings. Yeah. Go Vikes. Go Vikings. Oh man.

00:27:16.690 --> 00:27:21.049
Scammers, you've. Scammers. Scammers, yeah. There

00:27:21.049 --> 00:27:23.109
are some places where... It's the one thing,

00:27:23.190 --> 00:27:25.670
I've been broke, you know what I mean? Broke,

00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:29.309
broke, broke, be brokey broke broke. I never

00:27:29.309 --> 00:27:31.950
once thought of making a quick buck to scam somebody.

00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:35.710
No, but have you ever thought about enslaving

00:27:35.710 --> 00:27:38.049
a whole bunch of people and forcing them to do

00:27:38.049 --> 00:27:42.190
it? No. Oh, well, good. I mean, that's a pretty

00:27:42.190 --> 00:27:46.000
evil thing to do. No. Why would I do that? I

00:27:46.000 --> 00:27:48.700
mean, if they're pretty, you could sell them

00:27:48.700 --> 00:27:51.299
to a brothel, but otherwise... At one point,

00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:53.720
a long time ago, when I was really broke, I was

00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:58.759
like 25, 26, somewhere in there. Somebody approached

00:27:58.759 --> 00:28:01.380
me about the idea of going in on a 1 -800 number,

00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:04.119
because they were very big back then. And he's

00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:06.420
like, dude, it's easy. It's the easiest money

00:28:06.420 --> 00:28:08.339
you'll ever make. All you gotta do... I was hitting,

00:28:08.460 --> 00:28:10.259
dude. Because he was like, all you gotta do is

00:28:10.259 --> 00:28:13.140
invest like 300 bucks and you'll make like more

00:28:13.140 --> 00:28:20.029
than that back. It turned out it was like a whole

00:28:20.029 --> 00:28:23.029
porn company. He wanted me to invest in. He was

00:28:23.029 --> 00:28:25.410
just telling me one of the things they did was

00:28:25.410 --> 00:28:30.009
adult 800 numbers. I don't feel comfortable investing

00:28:30.009 --> 00:28:33.250
in a porn company. There's money in porn. I know

00:28:33.250 --> 00:28:34.890
there is, but I don't feel comfortable doing

00:28:34.890 --> 00:28:37.569
it. Well, all right then. I didn't feel comfortable

00:28:37.569 --> 00:28:40.569
doing it. I was like, I like the guy. I still

00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:43.019
consider him a friend today. And I don't know,

00:28:43.059 --> 00:28:46.619
I've talked to him a long time, but yeah, he's

00:28:46.619 --> 00:28:49.740
like, I got it all figured out, right? And he

00:28:49.740 --> 00:28:52.160
was ahead of the times, dude. He was like, wait,

00:28:52.240 --> 00:28:54.339
we're talking, I was 25, so it had to have been

00:28:54.339 --> 00:28:58.339
like 92, 93, somewhere in there. And he's like,

00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:01.519
it's all going to the internet. It's all going

00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:02.859
to the internet, and that's where you're going

00:29:02.859 --> 00:29:04.460
to make all your money. There was no internet

00:29:04.460 --> 00:29:08.660
in 92, 93. It started in 94. Maybe it was 94,

00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:10.720
maybe I was older. I know we talked about the

00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:13.180
internet. Okay. My years of that time are confusing.

00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.799
Yeah. But it was somewhere where there was internet.

00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:20.160
Let's say that. All right. And he knew everything

00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:22.380
was heading toward, he knew like that line of

00:29:22.380 --> 00:29:25.400
work was going to be huge on the internet. I

00:29:25.400 --> 00:29:27.799
mean, that was the original main thing that the

00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:32.119
internet was used for. Yeah. Like 1994, day one,

00:29:32.539 --> 00:29:37.319
people invented chat rooms. Day two, people put

00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:41.779
porno up there. Day three, 90 % of the traffic

00:29:41.779 --> 00:29:43.720
was porno. You remember how bad it was? Like,

00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:45.279
you'd have to sit there and it would, like, all

00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:48.259
of a sudden freeze? Yeah, and you just have to

00:29:48.259 --> 00:29:50.579
wait for it to, like, it would, like, load line

00:29:50.579 --> 00:29:54.319
by line. It's just still pictures. These pixelated

00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.980
pictures. You're all excited about it still?

00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:59.720
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see boob! I'm gonna see

00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:07.579
boob! Oh, my God, boobs! It's crazy, dude. To

00:30:07.579 --> 00:30:09.099
think how far it's come. Like, now you could

00:30:09.099 --> 00:30:11.440
have an AI girlfriend. No wonder why dudes aren't

00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.640
dating anymore, because they have AI girlfriends.

00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:17.119
That's right. I'm serious. You can also, you

00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.920
can get, like, um, like, uh, you can get, like,

00:30:20.259 --> 00:30:23.460
uh, they make... Not just like, um, they make

00:30:23.460 --> 00:30:25.980
like, like suck you off machines. Yeah. You get

00:30:25.980 --> 00:30:28.640
a suck you off machine and an AI girlfriend.

00:30:28.660 --> 00:30:31.259
You don't have to talk to a female ever. No,

00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:33.019
you just put it on your dick and it sucks you

00:30:33.019 --> 00:30:35.640
off. And you don't have to listen to no nagging,

00:30:35.700 --> 00:30:37.740
no nothing. You can live your life as you want.

00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:41.019
Yeah. The AI girlfriend does whatever you want.

00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:43.920
And so does the sucking machine. Yeah. The sucking

00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:47.420
machine does all the sucking. They also have

00:30:47.420 --> 00:30:50.220
the ones with just, with just that have the boobs

00:30:50.220 --> 00:30:53.650
in the vagina now. Oh, yeah, the sex body. Yeah,

00:30:53.789 --> 00:30:56.269
the sex body. Yeah. Or you can buy just the butt.

00:30:56.390 --> 00:30:59.529
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like just,

00:30:59.789 --> 00:31:02.250
just the bottom half of the torso. Yeah, you

00:31:02.250 --> 00:31:04.130
just pictured it. You got the bottom half of

00:31:04.130 --> 00:31:07.589
the torso. You got your phone on speaker with

00:31:07.589 --> 00:31:10.769
your AI girlfriend and you're going to town.

00:31:10.769 --> 00:31:13.329
Yeah. With your AI girlfriend. Put on some VR

00:31:13.329 --> 00:31:16.750
goggles and you're fucking golden, man. No need

00:31:16.750 --> 00:31:19.970
for a real woman. No need for any human contact

00:31:19.970 --> 00:31:26.049
at all. Get all your fluids out. I Might be laughing

00:31:26.049 --> 00:31:28.750
at it. Mm -hmm, but it's kind of a good idea

00:31:28.750 --> 00:31:31.809
dude. That is um, I think that's that's how the

00:31:31.809 --> 00:31:35.069
species is gonna end Well, I mean it's happening.

00:31:35.069 --> 00:31:37.490
I was talking to somebody I was talking to somebody

00:31:37.490 --> 00:31:40.829
like a little while a girl a girl that I know

00:31:40.829 --> 00:31:44.190
She's way younger than I am. She's like mid -20s,

00:31:44.269 --> 00:31:47.470
maybe So there's no no chance of me like, you

00:31:47.470 --> 00:31:49.569
know, nothing like that gonna happen cuz I'm

00:31:49.569 --> 00:31:52.720
like Dad's age I get older than her dad or whatever.

00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.440
Some chicks dig that. Yeah, she doesn't But she

00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:58.740
was saying she was telling me how dudes aren't

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:01.059
dating anymore and they're all into this These

00:32:01.059 --> 00:32:04.420
AI girlfriends like dudes her age like 25 26

00:32:04.420 --> 00:32:07.200
or whatever They're because they're so focused

00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:09.859
on you know, going to the gym and school and

00:32:09.859 --> 00:32:13.500
all that shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:16.779
some crazy shit. There's like looks maxing. Yeah,

00:32:16.779 --> 00:32:19.539
I saw that bro. Yeah guys breaking their jaws

00:32:19.819 --> 00:32:21.839
Yep, fucking breaking their jaw. And they spent

00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:24.960
half their day like in the gym and then like

00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:27.099
fucking like poking needles in their face and

00:32:27.099 --> 00:32:29.660
shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's some weird shit. Yeah.

00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:31.519
And they're doing it to be like as beautiful

00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:33.980
as possible. But they're like, no, I don't have

00:32:33.980 --> 00:32:36.559
any time for a girlfriend. I put all my time

00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:40.279
is in this. So why do it? That's like, why do

00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:42.920
it if you're like, want to look beautiful, but

00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:46.220
you don't got time to. I don't get, but I. I

00:32:46.220 --> 00:32:48.460
think it's like a social media trend. It is.

00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:52.700
It is. It's a big social media trend. Which like

00:32:52.700 --> 00:32:55.339
they're turning. And it's dangerous. No shit,

00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:58.039
man. It's more dangerous than the Tide Pod challenge.

00:32:58.180 --> 00:33:01.240
Yeah. Like you're fucking up your face. Yeah.

00:33:01.700 --> 00:33:05.740
You're fucking injecting like like fucking octopus

00:33:05.740 --> 00:33:08.180
venom into their veins and shit. There was I

00:33:08.180 --> 00:33:10.299
saw this one video of this guy taking a hammer.

00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:14.170
Yeah. And just gently fucking. And he's saying

00:33:14.170 --> 00:33:15.910
that how he does it every day for, like, five

00:33:15.910 --> 00:33:18.410
minutes. Like, he gently goes around the bones

00:33:18.410 --> 00:33:20.950
in his jaw and just kind of hammers around his

00:33:20.950 --> 00:33:24.390
bones in his jaw and, like, fixes his face because

00:33:24.390 --> 00:33:26.250
he saw some other dude on the internet doing

00:33:26.250 --> 00:33:31.650
it. Fucking wild, man. Fucking weird. Yeah. Like,

00:33:31.650 --> 00:33:33.490
I've done some weird shit back in my day following

00:33:33.490 --> 00:33:36.309
the trend, but I would, like, I would even, I

00:33:36.309 --> 00:33:38.730
would look at that and be like, nope. Yeah. There's

00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:41.750
no way I'm doing that. Yeah. This is, this is

00:33:41.750 --> 00:33:43.910
absolutely a result of people spending way too

00:33:43.910 --> 00:33:47.690
much time in like fucking like, uh, like TikTok

00:33:47.690 --> 00:33:52.410
spirals. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and, and

00:33:52.410 --> 00:33:54.690
folks really need to put down, look, I, we're

00:33:54.690 --> 00:33:58.869
both going to sound so old and like, Oh, okay.

00:33:59.029 --> 00:34:02.069
Boomer. Like, like that's what the kids will

00:34:02.069 --> 00:34:06.069
say to us. Okay. Great. But dude, fucking put

00:34:06.069 --> 00:34:10.260
down the phone. go out and fucking fuck a stranger.

00:34:10.860 --> 00:34:14.079
Yeah. Yeah. Get some strange. Yeah. It's OK.

00:34:14.739 --> 00:34:17.539
But here's the excuse to use. Oh, you know, every

00:34:17.539 --> 00:34:19.780
time you have sex with a girl, I know this because

00:34:19.780 --> 00:34:22.260
I've heard this. OK. Yeah. Nowadays, every time

00:34:22.260 --> 00:34:23.840
you have sex with a girl, she'll turn around

00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:26.099
and say, great, who wants to deal with that?

00:34:28.179 --> 00:34:31.139
Like, it's crazy for young people, dude. It is.

00:34:31.659 --> 00:34:34.920
It's like when we were young. Yeah. It was not

00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:36.539
like that. It was like, hey, you want to bang?

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.619
Yes, let's bang. Mm -hmm. There was no, and then

00:34:39.619 --> 00:34:41.800
like, there was no like two months later of the

00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:43.559
chick going, oh, he raped me. It was like, no,

00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:45.639
we both agreed upon it. There was a bit of that.

00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:49.900
I never experienced that. Maybe once, but yeah.

00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:53.059
I experienced a bit of that. I've had a few friends

00:34:53.059 --> 00:34:56.760
who went through that. Yeah. And a couple of

00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:58.539
them, I'm like, oh no, that guy's definitely

00:34:58.539 --> 00:35:02.119
rapist. But a couple of them, they told me this

00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:04.699
story and I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Somebody

00:35:04.699 --> 00:35:08.099
got into this girl's head. Yeah. I mean, but

00:35:08.099 --> 00:35:12.059
even if it happened, it wasn't like it was worked

00:35:12.059 --> 00:35:13.820
out. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it was

00:35:13.820 --> 00:35:17.039
never... You did a third you knew you if you

00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:18.420
wanted if you had to go through the courts or

00:35:18.420 --> 00:35:19.699
whatever you went through the courts or whatever

00:35:19.699 --> 00:35:21.599
But it was always worked. It was never like there's

00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:27.619
never 15 videos about it. No 15 videos about

00:35:27.619 --> 00:35:29.739
why this guy's an asshole or whatever after you

00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:33.340
slept with them, right? Yeah It's crazy. Like

00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:35.460
you that's way and that's what guys are afraid

00:35:35.460 --> 00:35:39.059
of these days and I I understand me too. I understand

00:35:39.059 --> 00:35:43.460
the fear Well, goddamn, it's a fucking crazy

00:35:43.460 --> 00:35:47.039
awful world out there I wonder guys are going

00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:54.119
with AI girlfriends. I get ads for AI girlfriends

00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:58.380
every day. Me too. This is easy for me because

00:35:58.380 --> 00:36:02.820
I have a wife who I'm really into. Yeah. So it's

00:36:02.820 --> 00:36:08.679
easy for me to be lame. But if I was a combination

00:36:08.679 --> 00:36:14.360
of horny, lonely, and afraid of being like, uh,

00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:17.380
accused of rape every time I hit on somebody.

00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:20.300
Yeah. I might, I might go that route. A lot of

00:36:20.300 --> 00:36:22.420
guys are. Yeah, and get a suck you off machine

00:36:22.420 --> 00:36:25.800
and, and just, and just live in isolation with

00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:27.519
my fake girlfriend and my suck you off machine.

00:36:27.579 --> 00:36:29.619
But here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing

00:36:29.619 --> 00:36:32.519
that you miss, right? Yeah. It's human contact.

00:36:32.739 --> 00:36:36.500
Yes. Which is important. Yeah. Having somebody,

00:36:36.860 --> 00:36:39.980
having some AI machine, AI girlfriend agree with

00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:43.619
everything you want, you, you want. Yeah, that's,

00:36:43.619 --> 00:36:45.920
yeah. It gets a little old after a while. I imagine

00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:51.280
it would. It also is gonna like, it's gonna teach

00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:53.519
you things about what a relationship is like

00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:55.480
that a relationship is not like. Yeah, it's gonna

00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:57.659
put you in a fantasy world. Yeah. That's why

00:36:57.659 --> 00:37:01.420
good old -fashioned porn still works. Yeah. Even

00:37:01.420 --> 00:37:03.659
that taught us some weird shit about sex that

00:37:03.659 --> 00:37:05.320
was just not right. Yeah, but most of it, most

00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:07.559
of it you kind of know that it's like, okay,

00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:12.260
you're not gonna do that in real life. Yes. You're

00:37:12.260 --> 00:37:16.059
not going to bang your stepmom in real life.

00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:20.599
No, no. I'm not going to be doing any anal fisting

00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.739
in real life. Exactly. Most likely. Exactly.

00:37:24.219 --> 00:37:26.159
Hey, you know what? This episode has gone on

00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:28.239
for 40 minutes. Hey, nice. For having nothing

00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.960
to talk about, we made the last 40 minutes. Yeah,

00:37:31.099 --> 00:37:34.539
we got really into it with suck you off machines

00:37:34.539 --> 00:37:37.900
and anal fisting and yeah. Hey, if you're a dude

00:37:37.900 --> 00:37:41.710
out there in your 20s or whatever. Go and talk

00:37:41.710 --> 00:37:44.349
to somebody like have a conversation out in the

00:37:44.349 --> 00:37:47.510
real world. Yep Not like talk to a shrink or

00:37:47.510 --> 00:37:51.070
whatever go have a talk with so you have it go.

00:37:51.449 --> 00:37:54.409
I talked to a girl Yeah, I mean sometimes it

00:37:54.409 --> 00:37:56.909
can be helpful to talk to a shrink also Yeah,

00:37:56.969 --> 00:37:59.630
but but what we mean is let's just go talk to

00:37:59.630 --> 00:38:02.849
a human being. Yeah interact Yeah, it's okay

00:38:02.849 --> 00:38:06.150
to interact. Yeah. All right, if you listen this

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00:38:41.829 --> 00:38:44.730
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00:38:44.730 --> 00:38:49.010
from Bangladesh. No shit. Yeah Crazy. Anyway,

00:38:49.030 --> 00:38:50.909
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00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:53.150
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Thank you. Thank you and until next time America

00:38:57.090 --> 00:39:01.079
or Bangladesh or anywhere on the wall Yeah. And

00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:05.739
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00:39:05.739 --> 00:39:09.739
that was made in Bangladesh. Yeah. So thank you.

00:39:09.860 --> 00:39:13.619
I thank your whole country. Anyway, until next

00:39:13.619 --> 00:39:17.340
time, don't be a dick. Don't be a dick. Bye bye.

00:39:17.380 --> 00:39:17.579
Bye.