Naps,Scams and Ai Girlifriends

0:26 Hey, welcome back to The Shane and I Show. My name is Shane. My name is Max, and I could use a nap. Me too. Yeah. Naps are good, aren't they? Naps are really good. Do you remember being a real little, I actually don't remember this, but I feel like this was the case, being a really little kid, and the grownups would say it's nap time. And you used to put up a fit. And you'd be like, fuck you, nap time. Yeah, I remember that. I remember throwing fits around nap time. Yeah. Now it's a pleasure. Oh, yeah. Quick little nappy poo after like especially for me because I do overnights or whatever Like if I do two overnights in a row and I don't sleep in the afternoon. It's fucking like today's game over Yeah, like I have not slept since I got off work this morning Yeah, and it's what four o 'clock in on the east on the east. See there we go on the west coast. Yeah I'm cooked. Yeah, plus I wouldn't worked out this morning. They did a bunch of shit cooked Yeah, there you go. Anyway, four o 'clock is a bit late for a nap for me.

1:27 Yeah, me too. I'm more like a two o 'clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like two, two o 'clock is perfect. Two, two thirty. But you ever have in like, like a day where there's nothing going on and you get up bright and early and then it's ten thirty in the morning and you're like, yeah, I think I'll take a nap. I don't really have that. I do that sometimes. Yeah, I do. It's more towards the afternoon for me. If I do that, it's more towards the afternoon. Like if it's Saturday and I'm taking care of because I usually have stuff to do in the morning on Saturday morning. Like if I take an arrow of all my stuff and I'm just sitting around watching a baseball game. Yeah. Usually like one o 'clock, I'm fucking taking a nap. Yeah. Sometimes I have a day and there's like nothing, there's nothing to do. Yeah. And, and it's, it's like 10 30 in the morning.

2:09 And I'm just like, I'm taking a nap. I'm taking a nap. Yeah. Hey, by the way, this is the podcast about nothing. It makes you think of something. We almost forgot that. Yeah. You know, I've decided what we're going to do from now on, Max. Yeah. Because it's been going this way for a while. Yeah. I think we're going to be a monthly -ish podcast now. We need not define the frequency of it. Well, we've been pretty frequent about doing a monthly podcast. Yes, but once we define, like, this is a weekly assure, bi -weekly assure month, if we just don't define it, just let it be. It's like having a relationship with the girl that you're not sure about having a relationship with, and you're like, hey, we should define it. That's like every guy's saying when they're really not sure if this chick is crazy or not, but she's like, every other aspect of her is killer, right? Like, great body, great in bed, great attitude, but there's just something. Something's off. You don't know what it is. There's something crazy there. And you're like, we're not going to find it right now. See, I was with the girl like that, except it wasn't great everything except something. It was like... You knew what the crazy was? I was like, there's a whole lot wrong here. But she's good with the glug glug, so I'll stick around for a minute. Yeah. It's usually, that's what all, that's what guys do, I guess, is they, we're not gonna define it.

3:42 Or if they want a way out, like if shit gets serious too quick, we're not gonna define it. That was what I did a long time, for a long time. I don't wanna define it because that way I don't have a way, if we say we're boyfriend and girlfriend, I don't got a fucking way out. And then I wonder why I'm 55 and I'm single. Oh yeah, that happened too. I had a fucking birthday a week, a couple of weeks ago. Happy birthday. Fucking turning old. Yeah. 55 55 you're you're you're I Think that makes you a senior citizen man. I think 60 makes me a senior citizen Well, I think it depends on it, but I think but I get a RP. Yes. See that makes you see It's weird dude, I didn't I never thought I'd be 55. It's weird. It's fucking weird. Welcome. It's better than the alternative Yeah, it is. Yeah, like when I was 30 55 seemed like 50s, 60s, all those old ages. What I am now, like 55 seemed like so long ago. Like you didn't, like you backed me into Gen Xer. You didn't plan for that shit. It was living in the moment. I think most people in their 20s and 30s don't plan for 55. It's weird, man. It's weird. But here I am. And maybe I'm more knowledgeable now. Maybe I have wisdom beyond my years. For sure. Yeah. Wisdom beyond your years. Not even beyond my years. Maybe all my wisdom has caught up with me now, and I just sound wise when I talk. I'll tell you one thing. I'm jealous of

5:13 your very well pigmented hair. Yeah. Because mine is just gray and white. I know. You look like you're older than I am. I have one streak of brown hair in the front. It's weird, dude. But if I grow in my beard, like it's kind of growing in right now, you can tell. It's fucking gray, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. It's really gray. And this is about as far as I get with it. Because I think about growing a beard, and I'm like, it gets to this point where it's like I see all the gray, and I'm like, I'm gonna shave it. Yeah. I'm gonna shave it because I'm done. I don't want to look old. But yeah, I was talking to somebody at the gym about getting on. They're like, dude, it's kind of cool that you show up still and you work out. I know a lot of guys your age that don't do that. And I'm like, yeah, that's scary. That's what I don't want to be like. One of those guys that fucking breaks his leg walking out of the house. That scares me. But yeah, man. I was like, I was thinking of what I was going to talk about today. Cause we'd be doing these kind of topic things about, you know, three random topics or whatever. And I was like, I couldn't, I couldn't think of anything, right? All right. I thought maybe we could do something about the fucking cold war, but whatever.

6:32 The cold war? Yeah. Where the fuck did that come from? I don't know. I was just, I was just thinking of it. You know what I mean? Random topics. Let's make it a history podcast. I don't know. We could. I mean, it ended 35 years ago. That's history now. Yeah. All right. Cool. But, uh, make it a history podcast with, with comedy in it. I don't know, but I was just, I was searching for something like, fuck none of these. I don't like any of these. I don't like any of them. No. And so I came here and I was like, I don't got nothing to talk about. Luckily it's a podcast about nothing. Yeah. So we can just sit here and shoot the shit. I like it. But I do have something to talk about. Okay. And I was thinking, because I saw this thing, one of the ideas that I got was like, have you ever bought something as seen on TV and you get it and it's not as seen on TV? Um, no. Like back in the day, like when there was like things you would buy as seen on TV. You know, I have bought things that were like as seen on an Instagram ad. That's what I was getting to. Yeah. That's what I was getting to. Oh, yeah, and it's these motherfuckers. Yeah, and it shows up and it's just this little piece of plastic garbage It hasn't even shown up yet. This is what the oh, yeah This is what I pissed about.

7:44 Yeah, right. So I saw this Instagram ad For you get three fucking heavy -duty cotton oversized t -shirts with that. I like like the one I'm wearing right now. Yeah for like 20 bucks Right. Mm -hmm Triple XL big guy t -shirts. Yeah, I'm like fucking sweet Yeah, I wouldn't trust that for a second. I did. Well, there you go. And with Instagram, it just takes a second to click buy and then that's it, you're done. And the guy selling the shit seemed like he was an actual real person. I fucking don't know why I did this. I think it was like, I'm gonna get myself an out here. It was like midnight. And I was fucking doom -scrolling. And that's what like Instagram and TikTok, they pepper you with ads. And all you have to do is have that one momentary lapse long enough to click the button. Right. And then they got you. Right. So here is where it gets, so I buy these three t -shirts for like 20 bucks, including shipping. Yeah. It came out to like 22 something, right? Yeah. Guess how many days ago? 87 days ago. No, that's a little exaggeration, but we're going to say 87. How about that? All right. It's actually 35. Okay. That's still a long time to wait for shirts. 35 days. I got it all right here. The map out of everything, how they sent it and everything like that. 35 days ago, I buy the t -shirts, right? I'm like, cool. They're like, it's a different shipping.

9:10 It's a different shipping route. So it's going to take a little longer than expected. Usually when a company says, It's a different shipping route. That means it's going normal delivery. It's going to take like 14 days, right? Yeah. But what these guys meant was it's got to go through the Strait of Hormuz. It went through China. Well, it probably came from China. Well, yeah. And so I got the whole thing. I got the whole thing mapped out here on my fucking phone, if I could get to it, but it has been. And I have been a pain in these guys' asses. I have been that guy. You want your t -shirts. Yeah. And this one is fun for me, right? It's fun for me to, like, email him. I'm like a sick bastard at this point with this huge resentment against this fucking Instagram t -shirt company, right?

9:56 Huge resentment. And now I'm fucking with him. Now I'm, like, sending him little emails. I'm like, hey, day 35, still no t -shirts. Right, right. Good job. Yeah. They got back to me today. They're like, oh the t -shirts have been delivered. I'm like, dude. No, they haven't right Well, it says it's been delivered. I'm like, no they have yeah, right So and then they stopped emailing me back. Yep, right So I figure it's probably it was probably like a little Shopify company or something like that and some fucking college kids set up and Just made a bunch of money selling t -shirts. They didn't even have access to mm -hmm, right? What's it called drop shipping?

10:38 Could be, yeah. Probably did a little drop shipping thing, made a bunch of money, and I don't know if anybody got their T -shirts. Hold on, I got it here. I got it now. I got it. So yeah, we started in China. We went to the US. We shipped to the US, right? Right. Somewhere in the US. Somewhere. Somewhere. Probably port of Los Angeles. Probably. Probably, right? You would think. Then they got shipped back to China. Really? Yeah. Oh. Then it landed in the USA and it was stuck in customs for four days. All right Finally got out of customs because I harassed him about it. All right being an asshole Having fun. Mm -hmm.

11:19 I gotta tell you I was having fun. Okay finally on Okay, finally on 614 arrived at Roner Park with the couriers, receives a parcel for the delivery, and we'll set a delivery time shortly. 6 -14. Right? All right. 6 -16. Two days later. Roner Park delivered. I never saw a package. Well, shit. And you know what they said when they emailed me back? What'd they say? They said, check with your neighbors. Sometimes she gets mis -delivered. So you know what I did? You checked with your neighbors? Yeah, they didn't get a package from you. No. It might've gotten stolen right off the front porch. That's what I'm thinking.

12:08 If they delivered it, because it said it got delivered at like six in the morning. Six in the morning? Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. Bullshit. Yeah. I call bullshit on that. Yeah. The only people who deliver at six in the morning are Amazon and you didn't buy it from Amazon. And it says right here, 616 at 2050. 7 a .m. 7 a .m. Sorry. All right. It was delivered at 7 a .m. Yeah. Nope. Okay. So I emailed these fuckers again. Said, hey, it's been 35 days. Package says it's been delivered. I even showed them the thing I have on my phone. Even sent that to him. He's like, hey, it says the package was delivered. Nope. Haven't seen it. Nothing. The guy sends in my email back saying, you know, you should probably check with your neighbors and see if it got sent there. And I'm like, okay.

12:56 So I checked with my neighbors, get back to him. I'm like, hey. Bucko? Bucko. That's how you know I'm mad on the internet when I start calling somebody Bucko. Bucko. I'm like, hey, Bucko. Bucko. Hey, Bucko. Yeah, none of my neighbors got it either. No. So you're either scamming me or I'd... T -shirts have never been delivered. Yes. Sometimes when you buy, and this is especially true with shit you buy off of like social media ads. Yeah. Sometimes you just got to write it off as a loss. So at this point, that's what I'm doing. If I get them, I'm going to laugh. Yeah. If I get them. It's like three t -shirts, dude. It's not like the end of the world or anything.

13:39 Because like I said, at this point, it was just causing me, I was starting to get so resentful at this, so resentful. And once I started having fun with this guy and started saying shit like, hey, bucko. And like, what kind of company you running? Like shit that you would get and shit you would get from somebody, like some old guy, which I am, just complained about your company, right? What kind of company are you running over there? That kind of shit. Yeah. Well, we'd like to tell you, sir, we're a legit company. Yeah. Doesn't seem like it to me, bucko. They're a legit company, but they spent more on the ads than they did on the actual product that they sold. Now, what they did tell me? Yeah. Is that if I would have bought the premium service? Oh, the premium service? Yeah, if I would have got them, they were offering a special through Instagram for the low price. That's why the shipping route was so different. Uh -huh. But if I would have bought it directly through them, I would have gotten an overnight. Oh. Joy of joys. Trust me, you would not have been satisfied with your three t -shirts. I've, I've done the whole t -shirts off Instagram. Right. And, and they showed up and I'm like, yeah, these will do after one wash.

14:55 They're fucking garbage. These ones, these ones I got off of Amazon, these heavy cotton fucking oversize t -shirts, they're the shit. Right. They're the ones I like. I tried all those other t -shirt companies. Like I tried fresh tea, fresh clean teas. Yeah. True classic tees. And they all, like after one wash. Yeah. Fucking garbage. Yeah. These ones, like you could dry them a little bit and then hang them and they're fine. They don't shrink. But I, you know, it's just like, all right, I could have a few more tees, few more oversized t -shirts for when I go to the gym or whatever, like just to wear around. Cause I like that fit. You know what I mean? It fits me. I look good in them. And, um, so far nothing.

15:38 That's my rant. Well, good luck. You'll get them or you won't. You probably won't. I probably won't at this point. You probably won't. Now watch, I go home and they're sitting on my porch. Yeah. Now, you know what the funny part was is our next door neighbors are Spanish? Yeah. Do you know how our dude was asking me if they got a package? Like, I don't speak Spanish. Living in California my whole life, you probably figure I should probably learn some Spanish. It would help. Nope. Never have. That's on me. That is on you. I could say, hola. Hola. I can say como estas. Como estas. Say muy buen. You got that wrong. You said that wrong. Yeah. Anyway, that's about all I can say. Okay. That's all I know, right? Yeah. So I'm trying to talk to my neighbor and I'm using Google Translate. Well, that's, that's, that's useful. Yeah. And the guy's shaking his head saying no shirt. No shirt. No shirt.

16:35 No shirt. No shirt. Okay. But yeah, it's been an ongoing ongoing deal It's been kind of funny actually at this point like I said So that was my rant. All right, that was my rant about more of the story Just because a guy looks legit on internet on the internet trying to sell you some shit. Don't buy it Yeah, yeah, cuz I bought some shit off Amazon yesterday. Uh -huh. Like I had to re -up on my Had to re up on some fish oils and creatine and I had to get a new phone screen Yeah, because my phone screens kind of jacked as you can see. Yeah So I'm not instead of getting a new phone. I'm gonna fix them on my on my own Yeah, you know at least Amazon like they stand by their deliveries and they got good return policy, dude I ordered it yesterday at it all that shit yesterday like 8 a .m. Yeah, it was here before I got over to your house. Yeah No issues. No fucking we're going through China I've had shit arrive same day from Amazon. That amazes me sometimes when they do that. So yeah, man, I was so resentful for a minute at this t -shirt company, and then I was just like, why am I getting so worked up? Doesn't make sense that it's like, fuck, I lost 20 bucks, whatever.

17:56 Learned a lesson. And I had some fun harassing the guy. There you go. That was worth the 20 bucks. That was worth the 20 bucks. Just emailing this guy every day for like the last 30 days. Uh -huh. I just picture him. He went into his office, turning on his computer, and he's like, oh, fuck, this fucking guy again. Yeah. What's he complaining about now? Uh -huh. I don't know why it's so funny to me. It's hilarious. Just that look of some guy fucking hating his t -shirt job. I one time had somebody try to scam me, and it was like apparent within about three seconds that this guy was not on the epitaph. What was he trying to scam me for? What was he trying to scam me for? Yeah. Oh, you're saying, oh, I could buy, I was trying to sell something online.

18:48 I was like, oh, I could totally pay it. Uh, but I, I need you to, I need you to like wire me the money first and then I'll pay you cash double. That's an old school scam. Oh yeah. Yeah. And I was like, uh -huh. Yeah. Uh, and so just like when I was like taking a crap or if a commercial came on the TV or something, I'd write them back. Like, you know, something to just keep them on the hook. I figure I'll waste this guy's time for a bit. I put about a week into that. There was just like, you know, instead of scrolling through reels while I'm taking a shit, I'm like keeping the scammer on a hook. I did that with the guy, with the company that was trying to scam me for saying that I owed money for a payday loan and a company I'd never heard of. Like, I've taken payday loans before. And there have been a few that I've... was late paying back in my time. But I was getting harassed by this company about a year ago. And they were calling me up and they were like, hey, you always, you know, you took a loan for $255 and now you owe us $4 ,675. And I'm like, dude, how do I owe that? How does a $255 loan turn into $4 ,675?

20:02 Oh, and 20 cents. Yeah. Well, you know, over time it's accumulated interest. blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yeah, okay, maybe I'll pay it back. And they're like, well, you need to set something up. You know, if you set something up and they do these things, that's a telltale sign. Like if they give you a window to pay it, like you got to pay it within this time frame or we're going to tell your job or we're going to... Like they think if they tell your job that you took a payday loan and it's late, your job's going to be like, oh, you're fired. Get the fuck out of here. And then they come up with these crazy court case numbers. They sound all official.

20:44 Yeah. And you like look up the court case number. Nothing. No. And I even, so this company I was going back and forth with, and I was like, okay, you know, give me a couple of days. Let me think about if I want to settle with you. Yeah. Right. I mean, if I owe them money, I'm going along with them. Yeah. So they call me back in a couple of days and I'm like, you know what? I was thinking. Why don't I just pay cash? Why don't I pay this company back directly like 255 bucks? Oh, you can't do that sir. It's with us now This is with us and I'm like, you know, I talked to so -and -so over at that company and they said I could pay them back directly Yeah Right. I never talked it. So everything I was just fucking going in on this guy and he's like he's like No, you know, you have to pay us because it went into collections and we paid for the collection. I'm like, yeah, you paid a nickel for the collection or whatever.

21:36 But they said I can still pay him back and they'll take it off a collection. So I think I'm going to do that. I think I'm going to do that. They're like, no, no, sir, you need to pay us. We'll set up a nice payment arrangement for you so where you could pay us, you know, 500 bucks every two weeks until it's paid off. And I'm like, nah, I don't want to do that. Who the fuck has 500 bucks every two weeks anyway? Yeah. It's seeing, right? And it's just insane. And so it goes on for like a week. And finally the guy's like, finally I'm like, dude, I'm not paying you guys back. I don't owe this, I don't owe this one. This is not me. And they're like, oh, we have you on record. We have all this stuff. I'm like, whatever. If you're gonna, if you're gonna, if you're gonna send out a warrant and you're gonna come to my house with a warrant, come today because I'm home today. Right, you know my address. Yeah, you know the company I work for if you're gonna send You know, if you're gonna send a garnishment to my company send it to my company today Yeah, I want it today and the guy was like, do you really know what you're asking for sir? And I'm like, yes, I'm asking you to send the warrant with the sheriff Today and I'll wait. Yeah, he's like, okay. Well, we'll be there in two hours and I'm like fine Wonderful.

22:52 I'll be waiting on the front porch. Yeah. So I wait for them. I know they're not coming. I know they're not coming. But you had laundry to do. Yeah, I had laundry to do and I was at home anyway, so whatever. I'm at home. I called the guy back two hours later, right? Because at this point, I'm like, hey, you know, the sheriff never came. I don't know what you're talking about, sir. Call him back. Hey, I planned my day around this, you asshole. I don't know what you're talking about, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. Then he hangs up on me. Yeah. That one was about, that was all together, I think that was about a week and a half of phone calls back and forth of me just bullshitting this guy and tell him, yeah, maybe I'll pay it back. Maybe I won't. I don't know. I don't want to pay. At first he was saying if I made two payments of a thousand dollars. They would knock the price down within 72 hours. Yeah. They'll, they'll do anything to scam you out of, you know, anything. There's, there's, there's places where they have like warehouses full of literal slaves, like people who were abducted and are kept in chains, uh, just going around calling people trying to. Dude, that's going to be the worst way to make a living. Unless that's not like something you could beat. You could go to somebody and when somebody asks you what you do for a living, that you would be like, I don't know one person, I don't know a person that would be like proud to say, oh yeah, I just, you know,

24:23 I scam people. Well, they're in, in our area. Right. You'll probably make more money just getting any job. Right. And working for a wage. Yeah. But if you're a literal slave in Thailand who sleeps on a piece of cardboard with a chain around your ankle and who, like, they beat or starve if you don't make the calls, I don't think it's that bad. I don't think it's that bad. Oh, no, it is. Is it? Yeah. I mean, I've heard working in a shoe store, making shoes is pretty bad.

25:07 Making shoes is bad, but that's a job. Right. This isn't actually, I mean, some of these people choose to do this for a living and make a living doing it. Right. But there's also these places where they're like, oh, we abducted a bunch of just people and now we own them. And if they don't do the calls, we'll starve them and beat them. It's fucking horrible. They can't get away because of the chain. That's horrible. Well, okay. Yes, it is. Um, and, and that's all. It's just horrible. Yeah. Slavery is still a thing. Yeah. But I don't know. See, most of, I don't think it's that, I think most of these guys are guys sitting at their fucking house in Dubai or whatever. and they have a little computer and they go on the internet trying to make quick money. If they got a house in Dubai, they're not the ones making the calls and sending the messages. They're the ones that own the warehouse.

26:04 That's what I'm saying. Yeah. They own the warehouse full of slaves. Yeah. Right. And it's the slaves making the calls and all that. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe I think with AI, it's probably like all automated by now. AI costs money. Slaves, you can literally feed them. And this guy, this guy I could talk to, you could tell he was not And how do I say this without sounding, he was not American. Yeah, no, no. People don't take Americans as slaves, Jim. Yeah. I mean, that's not true. They do, but they use Americans for different work. He was definitely Indian. Yep. You could hear his accent. And he tried to tell me his name was Jim Taylor. Jim Taylor. Yeah.

26:48 And I'm like, dude, come on. Yeah. Come on. You know Jim Taylor. You're not Jim Taylor. I'm Benjamin Cooper. Benjamin Cooper? I'm Benjamin Cooper from Minnesota, eh? My favorite team is the Vikings. I probably shouldn't have everybody pretend I didn't do the voice. My favorite team is the Vikings. Yeah. Go Vikes. Go Vikings. Oh man. Scammers, you've. Scammers. Scammers, yeah. There are some places where... It's the one thing, I've been broke, you know what I mean? Broke, broke, broke, be brokey broke broke. I never once thought of making a quick buck to scam somebody.

27:33 No, but have you ever thought about enslaving a whole bunch of people and forcing them to do it? No. Oh, well, good. I mean, that's a pretty evil thing to do. No. Why would I do that? I mean, if they're pretty, you could sell them to a brothel, but otherwise... At one point, a long time ago, when I was really broke, I was like 25, 26, somewhere in there. Somebody approached me about the idea of going in on a 1 -800 number, because they were very big back then. And he's like, dude, it's easy. It's the easiest money you'll ever make. All you gotta do... I was hitting, dude. Because he was like, all you gotta do is invest like 300 bucks and you'll make like more than that back. It turned out it was like a whole porn company. He wanted me to invest in. He was just telling me one of the things they did was adult 800 numbers. I don't feel comfortable investing in a porn company. There's money in porn. I know there is, but I don't feel comfortable doing it. Well, all right then. I didn't feel comfortable doing it. I was like, I like the guy. I still consider him a friend today. And I don't know, I've talked to him a long time, but yeah, he's like, I got it all figured out, right? And he was ahead of the times, dude. He was like, wait, we're talking, I was 25, so it had to have been like 92, 93, somewhere in there. And he's like, it's all going to the internet. It's all going to the internet, and that's where you're going to make all your money. There was no internet

29:04 in 92, 93. It started in 94. Maybe it was 94, maybe I was older. I know we talked about the internet. Okay. My years of that time are confusing. Yeah. But it was somewhere where there was internet. Let's say that. All right. And he knew everything was heading toward, he knew like that line of work was going to be huge on the internet. I mean, that was the original main thing that the internet was used for. Yeah. Like 1994, day one, people invented chat rooms. Day two, people put porno up there. Day three, 90 % of the traffic was porno. You remember how bad it was? Like, you'd have to sit there and it would, like, all of a sudden freeze? Yeah, and you just have to wait for it to, like, it would, like, load line by line. It's just still pictures. These pixelated pictures. You're all excited about it still?

29:57 Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see boob! I'm gonna see boob! Oh, my God, boobs! It's crazy, dude. To think how far it's come. Like, now you could have an AI girlfriend. No wonder why dudes aren't dating anymore, because they have AI girlfriends. That's right. I'm serious. You can also, you can get, like, um, like, uh, you can get, like, uh, they make... Not just like, um, they make like, like suck you off machines. Yeah. You get a suck you off machine and an AI girlfriend. You don't have to talk to a female ever. No, you just put it on your dick and it sucks you off. And you don't have to listen to no nagging, no nothing. You can live your life as you want.

30:39 Yeah. The AI girlfriend does whatever you want. And so does the sucking machine. Yeah. The sucking machine does all the sucking. They also have the ones with just, with just that have the boobs in the vagina now. Oh, yeah, the sex body. Yeah, the sex body. Yeah. Or you can buy just the butt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like just, just the bottom half of the torso. Yeah, you just pictured it. You got the bottom half of the torso. You got your phone on speaker with your AI girlfriend and you're going to town. Yeah. With your AI girlfriend. Put on some VR goggles and you're fucking golden, man. No need for a real woman. No need for any human contact at all. Get all your fluids out. I Might be laughing at it. Mm -hmm, but it's kind of a good idea dude. That is um, I think that's that's how the species is gonna end Well, I mean it's happening.

31:35 I was talking to somebody I was talking to somebody like a little while a girl a girl that I know She's way younger than I am. She's like mid -20s, maybe So there's no no chance of me like, you know, nothing like that gonna happen cuz I'm like Dad's age I get older than her dad or whatever. Some chicks dig that. Yeah, she doesn't But she was saying she was telling me how dudes aren't dating anymore and they're all into this These AI girlfriends like dudes her age like 25 26 or whatever They're because they're so focused on you know, going to the gym and school and all that shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's some crazy shit. There's like looks maxing. Yeah, I saw that bro. Yeah guys breaking their jaws Yep, fucking breaking their jaw. And they spent half their day like in the gym and then like fucking like poking needles in their face and shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's some weird shit. Yeah.

32:29 And they're doing it to be like as beautiful as possible. But they're like, no, I don't have any time for a girlfriend. I put all my time is in this. So why do it? That's like, why do it if you're like, want to look beautiful, but you don't got time to. I don't get, but I. I think it's like a social media trend. It is. It is. It's a big social media trend. Which like they're turning. And it's dangerous. No shit, man. It's more dangerous than the Tide Pod challenge. Yeah. Like you're fucking up your face. Yeah. You're fucking injecting like like fucking octopus venom into their veins and shit. There was I saw this one video of this guy taking a hammer.

33:10 Yeah. And just gently fucking. And he's saying that how he does it every day for, like, five minutes. Like, he gently goes around the bones in his jaw and just kind of hammers around his bones in his jaw and, like, fixes his face because he saw some other dude on the internet doing it. Fucking wild, man. Fucking weird. Yeah. Like, I've done some weird shit back in my day following the trend, but I would, like, I would even, I would look at that and be like, nope. Yeah. There's no way I'm doing that. Yeah. This is, this is absolutely a result of people spending way too much time in like fucking like, uh, like TikTok spirals. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and, and folks really need to put down, look, I, we're both going to sound so old and like, Oh, okay.

33:59 Boomer. Like, like that's what the kids will say to us. Okay. Great. But dude, fucking put down the phone. go out and fucking fuck a stranger. Yeah. Yeah. Get some strange. Yeah. It's OK. But here's the excuse to use. Oh, you know, every time you have sex with a girl, I know this because I've heard this. OK. Yeah. Nowadays, every time you have sex with a girl, she'll turn around and say, great, who wants to deal with that? Like, it's crazy for young people, dude. It is. It's like when we were young. Yeah. It was not like that. It was like, hey, you want to bang? Yes, let's bang. Mm -hmm. There was no, and then like, there was no like two months later of the chick going, oh, he raped me. It was like, no, we both agreed upon it. There was a bit of that.

34:46 I never experienced that. Maybe once, but yeah. I experienced a bit of that. I've had a few friends who went through that. Yeah. And a couple of them, I'm like, oh no, that guy's definitely rapist. But a couple of them, they told me this story and I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Somebody got into this girl's head. Yeah. I mean, but even if it happened, it wasn't like it was worked out. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it was never... You did a third you knew you if you wanted if you had to go through the courts or whatever you went through the courts or whatever But it was always worked. It was never like there's never 15 videos about it. No 15 videos about why this guy's an asshole or whatever after you slept with them, right? Yeah It's crazy. Like you that's way and that's what guys are afraid of these days and I I understand me too. I understand the fear Well, goddamn, it's a fucking crazy awful world out there I wonder guys are going with AI girlfriends. I get ads for AI girlfriends every day. Me too. This is easy for me because I have a wife who I'm really into. Yeah. So it's easy for me to be lame. But if I was a combination of horny, lonely, and afraid of being like, uh, accused of rape every time I hit on somebody.

36:17 Yeah. I might, I might go that route. A lot of guys are. Yeah, and get a suck you off machine and, and just, and just live in isolation with my fake girlfriend and my suck you off machine. But here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing that you miss, right? Yeah. It's human contact. Yes. Which is important. Yeah. Having somebody, having some AI machine, AI girlfriend agree with everything you want, you, you want. Yeah, that's, yeah. It gets a little old after a while. I imagine it would. It also is gonna like, it's gonna teach you things about what a relationship is like that a relationship is not like. Yeah, it's gonna put you in a fantasy world. Yeah. That's why good old -fashioned porn still works. Yeah. Even that taught us some weird shit about sex that was just not right. Yeah, but most of it, most of it you kind of know that it's like, okay, you're not gonna do that in real life. Yes. You're not going to bang your stepmom in real life.

37:16 No, no. I'm not going to be doing any anal fisting in real life. Exactly. Most likely. Exactly. Hey, you know what? This episode has gone on for 40 minutes. Hey, nice. For having nothing to talk about, we made the last 40 minutes. Yeah, we got really into it with suck you off machines and anal fisting and yeah. Hey, if you're a dude out there in your 20s or whatever. Go and talk to somebody like have a conversation out in the real world. Yep Not like talk to a shrink or whatever go have a talk with so you have it go. I talked to a girl Yeah, I mean sometimes it can be helpful to talk to a shrink also Yeah, but but what we mean is let's just go talk to a human being. Yeah interact Yeah, it's okay to interact. Yeah. All right, if you listen this far, hey, we appreciate you. Yeah If you want these episodes early, you can go to our website, ShaneAndIShow .com, sign up for email notifications and you'll get these episodes right when they drop. Yep, and you'll be in good company. Some of the most illustrious names in the world are signed up with us for the early access. You know what's weird? Before we stop? Yeah. We got listeners in Bangladesh. Bangladesh, yeah, we had Leah in last week. Yeah, we have like 50 downloads from Bangladesh. No shit. Yeah Crazy. Anyway,

38:49 if you're in Bangladesh and you're the person that one person that listened to us 50 times Thank you. Thank you and until next time America or Bangladesh or anywhere on the wall Yeah. And Bangladesh, I once had a really great pea coat that was made in Bangladesh. Yeah. So thank you. I thank your whole country. Anyway, until next time, don't be a dick. Don't be a dick. Bye bye. Bye.