How to Hype Up A Bro

0:00 free audio post -production by alphonic .com Hey, welcome back to The Shane and I Show. My name is Shane. My name's Max, and my dog eats ass. It was coming. I knew that one was coming, because I'm sitting over here, and I'm watching your dog hump a stuffed dinosaur. Yeah, and then eating the ass out of it. And your dog is a female dog. Yeah, she is. And then she comes over for pets after she eats ass. Yeah. She wants you to tell her she's a good girl. That's part of her thing. That's her kink, you know? She's got that praise kink. She's got the praise. Yeah, she wants to eat ass and then be told she's a good girl. You're a good girl. No, she's going to death. Yeah, she's really having at that thing.

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3:30 She's a little five pound Yorkie poo. And she's humping a, what is that, a T -Rex or? No, it's a brontosaurus. Brontosaurus. She's humping a green brontosaurus. Green brontosaurus. I wonder how that guy feels. Yeah, me too. He probably feels violated. I mean, honestly, I bought that thing with the idea in mind that she was just going to hump it and eat its ass, because I know my dog. I know what she likes. I know what she wants. She likes eating your ass. Yeah. Does she eat other dog's ass, though, or is it just stuffed animals? Just stuffed animals. Well, there you go. Yeah. Everybody's got a pig, man. Even dogs. Yeah, everybody's got a thing. Everybody's got to go by the judge. Yeah. But yeah, man, so the other day, I was getting something. I was just getting something at a gas station.

4:15 I was getting a snack or something. I had change, right? This is the first thing I want to talk about, because I felt like an idiot. I had change, and I paid for what I was going to get, like a drink and a protein bar. Yeah. With all the change there, because I had a shitload of change, and I was like, I gotta get rid of some of this change. Yes, we all do it. Right? The fucking line, because the lady's counting it hella slow at the register, the line's backing up. And everybody's mean mugging me. And I'm just sitting there, I'm like, what do you want me to do, babe? Well, I'll say this. It wasn't a busy time of day, it was like nine o 'clock at night. Okay, so she was just like you went in you paid with change Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be a big and she was so bad with the change Well, she had a line developed I counted it to her like here's four quarters. Here's another four quarters. Here's another four quarters Yeah, and then she had to count it again. How old was this person? She was young probably 18 19 see that's my guess because they've never fucking had to use change.

5:14 Yeah Anyway, you know what it made me feel like what? And maybe you feel like that person that still goes to, like, grocery stores or whatever and still tries to write checks and just holds up the line because nobody knows how to process a check. Process a check anymore and everybody's always, and you're always looking at that person like, dude, who uses checks? Like I use checks in certain situations. I have never in my life gone to the grocery store and paid with a fucking paper check. I did it a long time ago because that's how you paid before like ATM cards or whatever. Yeah, but you're a very old man. Yeah. You're ancient. Thanks. Yeah. But yeah, that's how I paid. I mean, that's how you paid for it back in the day. That was the quick and easy way. Do you know how old you are? Yes, I'm 53.

6:00 Let me tell you how old you are. You're so old that when you were born, Afghanistan was a vibrant, thriving country. Yeah. Now it's a shithole. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. That just sounded bad. No, no, that's true. Somebody's gonna get offended. Yeah. Anyway, Ty, and yeah, so that was my thing, man. I just felt like an asshole for paying with change. Like everybody's looking at me. One guy was even like, why do you gotta pay with change? And I'm like, dude, and I thought to myself, I didn't say it, but I thought to myself, I was like, because it's just sitting in my goddamn car and I have like eight bucks worth of change. Yeah. Why wouldn't you pay with change? I'm not going to go to a Coinstar, cash it, and then pay with cash. Yeah. If it was, if it was a busy time. Yeah. Yeah. Don't, don't pay with change during a busy time. But, but really, you know who they should be pissed off at? Is the change lady? This fucking 18 year old girl who never learned how to count change in her life. This is the first time she's ever been confronted with having to count change. Yeah. In her whole goddamn life. And I guess it's not her fault, but - No, it's not. Cause they've changed a bunch of stuff. It's wild. They've changed a bunch of stuff over time. Like math is different now.

7:12 I've, I've heard about that. Like I was like math is like, it's like people are like - But the way I used to do it was you do the big number on top, like subtraction. You do the big number on top, the small number on the bottom, and you figure it out, right? And I was doing math that way one day. Yeah, you carry the wand and all that. Yeah, and I was doing math that one day, because I was trying to figure something out. And one of my coworkers was like, that's a weird way to do math. And I'm like, what do you mean? This is just subtraction. That's how you do math. This is how math is done. Yeah. Things like that. Yeah, you're right. Things like that make me feel hella old. Yeah. Right? But these people, these children, they spent their whole lives paying with fucking cards. Yeah, and apps. And apps and shit. And if they ever used cash, if somebody tried to hand them coins back, they'd be like, no, that's your tip. I don't want to touch that. I don't know what it is or how it works. And it's been somewhere gross. Yeah. And and though it's a fact that every coin in circulation has been in at least three people's butts It's still money, you know, it's still buddy still money. Yeah, it's still paid for my protein bar and my drink Yeah, so and she even got frustrated at the point where she only took like four dollars and gave me a dollar back And I'm like, I think that's wrong and she's like, it's okay. You're holding up the line. I'm like, okay This bitch doesn't know how to count change. I remember being in school, being in the fucking first grade, and one of the activities we had is they would

8:43 hand us a bunch of fake plastic coins. Yeah, and you had to figure out how to do it. because it's a basic skill. They used to have things like, they used to have electives in high school, like typing and home economics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you learned how to cook and shit like that, so you weren't a fuck, you weren't a fuck. Yeah, they don't do that shit anymore. Yeah, that's how come we have people that are being fucks. Yeah. It's like that weird kid that huffs a black marker all the time, all of a sudden created an app where you don't have to fucking, you know. He got frustrated in home economics one day from huffing his black pen Yeah, and he was like I'm gonna create an app to where people don't have to we people could order food Yeah, and they don't have to worry about learning how to make a cake. I'm gonna be completely honest with you I don't think it was the guy who was fucking huffing his pens in home ec who made that app I just don't think that guy was the way that guy became a serial killer that That guy, the app was made with that guy in mind, but it was not made by that guy. That guy became a weirdo.

9:52 That guy became a weirdo. That guy became a weirdo who has issues. That guy is still sniffing pens. Sniffing pens and watching reality TV. Watching reality TV. Every now and then he goes down to where he used to go to high school, where he had home ed, he just leers at the girls. He just burgs in the back park a lot. Just like a creepy old dude. Everybody knows somebody like that. Everybody knows somebody that's like this weird dude, and you know why weird people exist? I was watching this thing, this Crystal Lea stand -up comedy special. Okay, yeah, well that's a good place to learn real things about the world. But he was talking about weirdos, and he's like, you know how people become weird? How do people become weird? It's from parenting. Is it? Yeah, like if your parents just cheer you on for all the weird shit you do. Right, you're never corrected.

10:45 You're never corrected. You think that you're fucking everything is fine. Yeah, when you're actually acting like a weirdo and you grow up later and you realize what you thought was normal is not normal and all of a sudden you're like, oh my god. I think that is one way that weird people get made. Right. I think another way is there's some people that don't give a fuck. Yeah. And they're just like - Those people are almost alright. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cause you're just like, you know, look at that guy. He just doesn't give a fuck. That's cool. Like he knows he's weird. That person knows they're weird. They admit they're weird. You're like, yeah, it was just, this is the way I am. I count my steps. I fucking, you know, like not like count your steps like calorie wise, but like count how many steps it is to you till you get to the tour. Yeah. Well, that's like a fucking. Pathology there. Yeah, that's a that's a fucking mental illness and there's plenty and that's the third way people get weird Yes, they have some mental pathology. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, speaking of weird this probably brings me the other thing I want to talk about I'm thinking about this the other day because we went a couple episodes. We went kind of hard on the bros Like talking about workout shit. We do tend to go hard on the bros, especially the alpha bros. Yeah and lately the bros are starting to find out that the alpha bros aren't real. They're starting to open up. Right. To the fact that these alpha dudes, they're just posers. They're just posers. They call themselves alphas online. And they're really not. But yeah.

12:17 And it got me thinking, right, the bros are feeling down lately. Yeah. Because there's a difference between, like, I think there's a difference between, like, bros, because bros are always gonna go along with, the bro is always there. A dude is some guy that's like, he knows how to handle his stuff. He's a dude. You know what I mean? The difference between a bro and a dude, right? Doesn't need a bunch of people around him. Like, it's okay being by himself. He's just a dude. Just a dude. Just a dude. You see him, you're like, hey, it's that dude. A bro you know because he has a bunch of people, right? He needs people around him. He's always got his bros. He's always got his bro. But the bros are feeling down lately, Max. because they're finding out all the shit in the world. All the shit in the world. That's not good. That's not good. It's not good. I've been noticing at the gym I go to, like, the bros, they're not hyped up. They're not hyped up like they used to be. No, they're not like, yeah.

13:10 So it got me thinking, like, how do you hype up a bro? Tell me. Like, we gotta hype up the bros. So this episode is for the bros. I do know one way to hype up bros. How's that? I'm gonna come at you hard with this, but it works almost every time. Don't take what I'm gonna say. No, no, I won't. What? Unless you were gonna say this, but pre -workout. Pre -workout does hype up bros, but that kind of levels out. They get their protein, they get their caffeine, they get their taurine. And they're good to go, and they're hyped up, and they're in the car, they're blasting my little creed. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Can you take me higher? Yeah, yeah. And they get all hyped up in the car? Yeah. Fucking Chumbawumba comes on. That works for the single bro. Okay.

13:54 All right. That works for the bro that's like the captain. The captain. The bro captain. Yeah. All right. All right. But what about the bros that need hyped up? You know, they come in, they're like, I'm feeling a little down. They don't know how to process that shit. The bros that can't self -hype. Yeah, and they can't process that shit. You know what I mean? They can't say, I'm feeling down. They're just saying, I'm not bro enough right now. Right. You know, I'm not broing. Right. Your shit's cracking me up. I'm sorry. It's meant to be wild. So I figured out the ways to hype up a bro. How do you hype up a bro? Here's the first way. All right When you see a bro, here's what you say to him. All right, and you got to say it like this Yeah, you got to see just like this. You gotta say big dog Big dog.

14:38 Yeah, like you see that one bro. That's kind of off to the side. That's not really vibing Yeah, he's not really being over you you go up to that guy and you say Big dog. Big dog. And you watch his whole fucking, but like with any guy, if you walk up to a guy and you just say, big dog, his whole fucking demeanor changes. You're right. Like you get, you get actually hyped up. If I, if I was just like sitting in the corner, fucking feeling down, sniffing black paint, sniffing, sniffing fucking markers and shit. and somebody walked up to me and was like, big dog. You put down those fucking markers. I put down those fucking markers. I'd stand up.

15:20 Give me that bench press. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. You call anybody big dog, any dude, big dog, and his whole fucking demeanor is going to change. All right. All right. I like it. Does it also work big cheese? That was another one. Big chief. Big chief. Oh, chief. Yeah, big chief. Chief is good. You got to see it with the same inflection on it. Big chief. You gotta say it like that. You gotta say, big chief. Big chief works. Big chief. The other one that I like, that works too, is when a dude walks in, when a guy, when a bro walks in to a room and you notice him, you go, there he is. You gotta snap the finger. You gotta snap the fingers and point at him. There he is. There he is. There he is.

16:05 Look at him. That's the guy right there. That's the other one that works too. That's the guy. That's the guy. You know, I have to say the there he is thing. That's one that I use. But the context in which I use it is when I like, I see something and I see someone, I want to acknowledge them. But I realize I don't remember their name. That works for me too. I do that when I can't remember somebody's name and I'm like, there he is. But it also works for the bros. Yeah. Cause the bros get automatically hyped up. When you say things like, big dog, or big chief. Big chief. There he is, is the one that when you're like, you haven't seen the bro in a while, and he walks into the gym or something, you're like, there he is. You snap the fingers, you can give him a point. Yep. And he's like, all of a sudden, he's just like, yeah, and fucking slams down his pre -workout. Yeah. and he's fucking good to go. There's a guy at work who does that to me. Yeah, he's like, oh, there he is. Or he calls me Star Trek, because I have a Star Trek tattoo on my leg. He's like, hey, Star Trek. Does he get you hyped up, though? It does, yeah. Yeah, see, little nicknames for bros, get him hyped up. Yeah, I'm certain this guy does not know my name. That's the other reason people do it.

17:24 Little sayings or little nicknames for dudes really hype him up. So if you're like out there and you're trying to hype up a bro... Throw out a little of McDame, it'll hype him up. Don't do anything weird. Don't call him, don't call him Pin Hut Black Pin Huffin'. Oh, there he is, Huffin' That Black Pin. There he is, Huffin' That Black Pin. You don't wanna do that. All right. But you wanna say, there he is, gettin' ready to pump some iron. Ah, just say throw to. There he is, gettin' ready to throw down. There he is, gettin' ready to throw down. That could mean just about anything. Big. I like Big Dog a lot. Hey, Big Dog's good. Big Dog. So basically, the way you help out a bro is feeling down, is to say some non -committal, enthusiastic thing at them? Yeah. All right. Yeah, because you don't want to, you got to get them hyped up. You know what I mean? Because what's the world without bros? Oh, it's still the world. But it's not as entertaining. Perhaps. It's not as, what's the other word? Like, who are the bros gonna follow if they can't get themselves hyped up?

18:37 You know what I mean? Like, you need to hype up, you need bros around. No, I guess you're right. And like, if they're not, if they're not honestly like the bros, I feel like if they didn't get enough of that hype in just their day -to -day life, they would end up in a cult or something. Yes. And you don't want that. No, you don't want a bro in a cult. You really don't want that. No, that would be weird. That would be weird. Also, you know, cults... Cults are kind of weird. Yeah, cults are fucking weird. Cults are weird. I haven't heard of any good cults lately, but... I mean... There were some really good cults, like, back in, like, the 70s had the fucking lock on cults. Yes, define good cults. I mean, like, doing crazy shit. Like, if you're in a cult and you're following somebody, you need to do some crazy shit. Like, you can't be, like, just, you know, at the airport asking for money kind of cult. Right. You gotta be doing some fucking crazy shit. You gotta do some fucking People's Temple, move to Guiana, and commit mass suicide shit. Yay! That's the end goal. Yeah, that's the end, right. That's the end goal. Yeah, you wait until the 80s for that one. Yeah, you need to like, you need to absolutely believe the leader. Uh -huh. And I think if you don't hype up bros enough, right? Yeah. What's gonna happen is they're not gonna believe in the alpha guys anymore. Right. They're gonna follow the guy. And the guy that's been huffing the black, the black... the black pins the whole time. But lo and behold, guess what he's done? He started a fucking cult. He started a fucking cult. And

20:09 it's got hot women in his cult. That's right. Which is really the, I think, the ultimate point of most cults. Yes. Free love, hot women. I was going to say just pounding meat, but yeah. Okay. Free love, whatever dude. But that guy started a cult and now all of a sudden you're a lost bro and that guy's... That guy that was the weirdo huffing black paint, huffing black ink markers. He don't look so weird anymore and he's actually made it to where the black ink, the black pens are part of his cult. They're part of the cult. They're part of the cult. Every one of them has a smudge under their nose like a Hitler mustache.

20:50 Yes. Yes. Yeah. And if you're a lost bro. And like most great cults. It does eventually get racist at some point. It does. Or they all do a mass suicide. Or they do a mass one or the other. And escaping's fucking hard. See, that's the other thing I never understood about cults. It's like, why is fucking escaping so hard? Like, I don't want to be here anymore. Therefore, when all these people go to their fucking little gathering for their fucking seance or whatever, I'm just gonna bolt. Yeah, they're gonna find you. Why though? What do you mean why? Why? Because they don't want to let you go. You are, you are theirs. And you're like, dude, I'm just, you know, this was cool for a couple of months. Also, here's the other thing. If you've been in the cult for a while, you know shit that they don't want getting out. Right. But you can just be like, dude, look it. Look it? I won't tell them? I don't want to tell anybody. I'm just done. I don't want to be in your stupid cult anymore. Yeah. I mean, maybe. And also they they certainly have some shit on you Yeah, like like any good cult has has gotten you to fucking like confess confess to all your deepest darker secrets And they have something on and they've got it recorded and they've even got you confessing to shit You never even did and they've got that recorded. Yeah.

22:06 Yeah, and I got shit on your family Yeah, there's no good that could see why yeah, I'm like even if you were only there for like the the orientation or whatever Because they have that orientation where like, you know, like you're visiting college. Yeah, it's kind of like you're visiting a cult, I assume. Yeah. And you're like a bro and you're kind of lost and you're kind of like, whoa, dude, I don't know. This ain't, this ain't bro enough for me. I think they really figure out that first week whether or not they're going to be able to get their fucking claws into you. Yeah. And if they aren't, they'll let you walk after that first week. And they haven't shown you any of the fucking... Any of the fucking... Any of the weird shit, right? The orgies. Yeah. None of that. The chicken sacrifices. Yeah. Like, they...

22:49 You don't get any dirt on them until they already know fucking all of your dirt. And you're in. And you're in. You've already probably killed somebody at this point. Exactly. They've certainly got you committing crimes for them and shit like that. Yeah, of course. So we don't want bros to get lost like that. We don't want bros to get... So just find a bro who's looking down and before he goes and joins a cult... So you gotta hype him up. Yeah. Hey, there he is. You gotta give him a big dog. You just gotta hype up the bros because, you know, I also feel like if you don't hype up the bros and they go to cults or whatever, next thing you know... We're a bro this world and all we're doing is listen to these idiot fucking guys on the internet talking about alpha alpha stuff Yeah, also you don't want a bunch of guys in cults who also like fucking lift weights and go to the gym and shit Yeah, because you want to You just don't want to give them that much physical power. They will abuse it Oh, yeah, because most of the time people are people in Colts are pretty lost. Yeah They're pretty lost. Oh, yeah and bros The bros can snap out of it. They have that broness about them where they can just kind of be like, dude, this is kind of bogus. This is bogus. I don't want to eat no fucking raw chicken. Nah. Where's my pre -workout, dude? They fucking made me the getaway driver on a bank robbery. Now I'm in, now I'm in, now I'm in trouble. They filmed the

24:22 whole thing and they made sure I was the only one not wearing a mask. And they called me Johnny Utah. They called me Johnny Utah. That's my cult name now, Johnny Utah. All right, so yeah, save the bros. Hype up your bro. If you see a bro, hype him up. Hype him up. Don't let him be, don't let him get fucking blast that creed for him. Yeah. Get him, get him, we don't need him joining Colts. Yeah. And stay away from the guy that fucking huffs black pins. Well, you don't have to stay away from him, but, you know, don't, don't, maybe, maybe, like, keep, keep, keep, keep an eye on that. Yeah, that guy's gotta become a cult leader or a fucking slasher. Yeah. Or, or he'll find his purpose in life and... Maybe turn out to be a multimillionaire. Yeah, or just a regular dude. He fucking works his nine to five and... comes home to the wife and says, Oh, hey, honey, I'm gonna go in my room and have some black pins, but you know, in the meantime, you know, I'll help the kids with the homework.

25:26 But that actually the kids are teaching me how to do this new math. I have no idea. It's fucking bizarre to me. I don't get it. Yeah. So help out the bros, stay away from the guy with the black pin. There was something else I wanted to talk about today too. And I'm trying to think. Already talked about the change thing. Yeah, there was something I want to talk about. What's that? Oh, I can't remember because I'm I'm kind of like moment I remember it was the bros. It was the change thing and We already did the play -by -play in your dog, you're I guess your dog's done with the she's just taking a nap on the couch now. Yeah, she's exhausted She was really She's like I was banging. Yeah, she was I'm tired She will fuck that thing across the room and then all the way across again. Did she do it like when people are over, like you're having a gathering or something and people are like, all of a sudden they looked at it and there's your dog up in this fucking stuffed right? He's actually more likely to do it when people are over, and I think it's because she wants to show them like, hey, I'm a top. She wants to show the people who are over. I think that's what her deal is. Yeah. There is another thing I wanted to talk about. The text messages. Oh yeah, that's it. All right. The group text messages. Did you hear about that? What, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking Huthy attack plan stuff? Yeah. Yeah, that was a bit of a fuck up, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

26:58 Could you imagine, like, you're planning a party for, like, your girlfriend, you're planning a party or something like that, and all of a sudden somebody's like, oh yeah, by the way, these F -18 fighters that we have, you're like, how the fuck did this happen? How did I get this chat? I mean, yeah, it would be like if you and me and some other guy were texting some important shit about baking a cake. Right. But we also just randomly texted some asshole who fucking lives down the street and who we've never spoken to before. Right. Right? That would be pretty preposterous. Yeah. Yeah. Can you, and you're like planning this cake and you're like, dude, it should be like this. It should be like that.

27:48 It should have icing in the middle of it. It should have icing on top. But listen, got the, the fucking, fucking the, the cake is taking off at 1800 hours. All right. The first, the first frosting is definitely going onto the cake at 1927. some frosting might be going on before that. And then this random dude that you don't like, all of a sudden goes, you know, I work for a newspaper. He doesn't even do that. He's just, he's just, he's just like, okay, I'm at, he, cause this dude, he didn't say shit. He was just, he was just, after getting all these messages, he was like, I probably shouldn't be getting this shit. So he just fucking logged off. Yeah.

28:32 And then wrote, and then he's gonna write an article about it. And then he writes an article about, you weren't supposed to be there to write an art. Well, if it was about my cake, I'd be pissed. And he pissed, too! That said, I feel like our national security people maybe should be a little less cavalier with, like, when the fighters are taking off. Yeah, or when they're baking a cake. Mm -hmm. Because at least to, like, you know... Cause then you're talking about cakes like that. And then all of a sudden you're talking, you're talking, you're like, Hey, what if we make this cake? And all of a sudden you're like, Hey, what if we have somebody come over and do a little cake farting on that cake? A little cake farting on it. Just blow it up. What, what if the guy down the street who we included in our fucking text chain had called a cake farter just right then and there to show up and fart on the cake, like bear cake before any frosting got on? Right. He just blew up the cake. Just blew up the cake with this fart. before we could even get our frosting on the cake. That would ruin the whole cake. It would ruin the whole cake. It would ruin the whole cake. Yeah. Yeah.

29:34 And, you know, they just giggle and run out the door. As a cake farter does. As a cake farter does. Stupid cake farters. Fucking cake farters ruining cakes. They just walk around all randomly. Oh, here's a good cake. Oh, look at me. I'm gonna take off my pants. I'm gonna sit on your cake and just fart on it. Because I'm a cake farter. That's not as big as it used to be. That's the other thing I was thinking about. You know what? That was the other thing I was thinking about. Things that were big during the pandemic, that aren't like, people don't give a shit about it. You know, a lot of things sort of like come and go. Yeah. But some things have like, they got legs, they last, they stick around. Yeah, but I don't think cake farting. Cake farting, I don't think was one of them. No. But... Then again, I'm not, like, in the cake farting scene, so I don't know how active they are. Yeah. What about furries? You think furries are still around?

30:27 I think furries are still a thing. They're just more down the demo. They're still a thing, but... Well, I mean, furries are now, like, out in the fucking universe. You'll see a guy just walking around town with ears or a tail, but it's not a sex thing. Yeah, I know. It's a weird thing. That guy's huffed too many black ink markers. Very maybe. Or he's a little autistic. Probably that. But no, I was thinking because like I remember there was all these like fancy ass computerized gyms that you could have at your house and you just fucking put up on a wall. Yeah. And they're like, oh, it's incredible. It's like 300 pounds of weight and you could do all these exercises on it. There's all that. And like all those companies now, four years later, five years later or whatever.

31:11 Most of them are gone. And you can buy that shit on Facebook Marketplace for like 200 bucks. Yeah. Well, it turns out most people, if they're going to go to the gym, would rather go to the gym. Yeah. Than sacrifice a room of their house to be an at -home gym that they'll never use. Yeah. I know some people that are like, they really like fucking working out at home. And I'm just like, I tried it and it's not me. Yeah. But if I had like a separate garage. where I can just build up this fucking wonderful gym of my own. I can see that, but if I just have a fucking thing against a wall, a little fucking cheap -ass fucking treadmill, like I have a little treadmill walker at home, and I still go to the fucking gym to walk on the treadmill. Yeah, there you go. You could buy a used Bowflex. Yeah. I had a roommate that had a bow flex, and it just sat in her fucking backyard, and I was like, dude. Dude, he took up like half of the deck in the backyard, and I was just like, dude, and he used it once. The whole time he lived with us, he used it once. And he was just like, oh, I got to replace one of the pins on it. Like, do those things break down a lot? He's like, yeah. Like, he's like, I bought this thing pretty cheap on Facebook marketplace. That's where you go for everything that was cool at one point, and you want to get it hella cheap now? Facebook Marketplace. Hell yeah. That should be their slogan. That should be theirs. Get shit that was cool three years ago for hella cheap on Facebook Marketplace. For under the price that this guy bought it for, and he only used it once. Dude, I've seen some shit on Facebook Marketplace where

32:43 they're like, yeah, it's still in the box. I fucking bought it. I didn't like it. I bought another one. So I'm selling this one. Like whatever it is, like TV, fucking... Get a slightly used Peloton for $150. I've never seen Pelotons that cheap, although I heard that Pelotons aren't as big as they used to be either. But, and you could probably buy one. I mean, they were selling those things for like fucking two grand at one point. I had a friend who had a Peloton. This was, oh God, this was like seven or eight years ago. And I used it one time and it was okay, but... But I never got on it to get there. I had an open invitation to use it whenever Yeah, I never got it. I never got it's the one thing I've never got Like walking on a treadmill I get because it's nice and easy and you can set the incline how you like it. I guess not that I don't got a fucking run Yeah, I understand.

33:37 I actually now I understand why people run because they like the fucking runner high Yeah, right. I get that they get that natch. Yeah. Yeah Even though I don't necessarily like running. I don't like running at all I always pull some fucking leg muscle when I run. It's weird. Anyway, the one thing I don't like, I don't understand to this day, bike riding. I've always been good on a bicycle. I've been good on a bike. I used to race BMX bikes. Like I know how to ride a bike. I've never understood, I'm going to get on a 10 speed and I'm going to ride 60 fucking miles on the fucking, on the left side of the road where there's no bike lane. in my fucking biker gear for 60 miles. Yeah, yeah, you definitely want to at least go on the right side of the road. See, that's what I don't understand, man.

34:27 It's like... Yeah, I don't fully get, like, street biking. I used to be a big mountain biker. Yeah, mountain biking I get, because you go off jumps and shit. That's cool. Well, even the fucking strenuous uphill part, it's like a challenge to go up crazy terrain, like, charging up a mountain. But see, I get all that. I get all that. It's the dirt. It's fucking outside. You're on our fucking road for 60 miles in a fucking bright -ass fucking suit. Yeah. Cuz that's all they usually are is like some bright -ass fucking yellow suit. Yeah, it's it's fucking it's lycra. It breathes really well It hugs the flesh so that you don't like chafe shit and it has a padded ass Well padded ass would be your pattern, right?

35:13 If you're riding if you're riding 60 miles a padded ass would be various Especially if you got one of those high -performance bike seats because those things will fucking dig into your ass That they will just sleep. Yeah. Oh god But yeah, that was the thing. I was talking to a guy, I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other week, because he was like, yeah, I just started getting into biking. And I'm like, oh yeah, you mountain biking? No, I'm road biking. And he's talking about these crazy rides he goes on. And I'm just like, I don't get it. Why do you want to go fucking right after the fucking 30 miles? That means, like, I get it. If you ride 30 miles or 60 miles or whatever, have another fucking car there waiting for you. So you don't have to, because then you got to ride 60 miles back, dude. Yeah. Like who wants to, that's 120 miles altogether. You can do Matt. Yeah. All in my head. All in your head. By myself. Yeah.

36:07 Yeah. I don't, I'm not much of a road cyclist. Yeah. I don't get it. Yeah. But I think at that point, because now we're just reaching for straws. I think at that point, at this point we need to fucking end the episode. Yeah. I like it. I'm on board. Cause you know. Again, if you know a bro that's kind of feeling down, you know, we gave you some sayings. Say to him, blast some cream, give him some pre -workout. Give him a, big dog. Big dog. Or, there he is. My man. My man. That one works too. My man. Or, what was the other one? Hey chief. Yeah, hey chief. Hey chief works. You know, cheer your bro up, because you don't want him joining the cult. That's right.

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