Sept. 25, 2024
A Reasonably O.K. Podcast Episode

Welcome back to The Shayne and I show !
The guys have been alittle busy with life stuff and haven't recorded in awhile
It takes sometime to get a Reasonably OK Podcast back up and running!
Join us in this action packed , fresh new episode as we deal with the anxiety of having to do a show about Nothing
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Hey, welcome back to the Shane and I show my name is Shane. My name is Max and I need a haircut.
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Yeah, you do. I remember when you had long hair too. I was just thinking about that the other day.
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Yeah, that was back when my hair had a lot more color in it.
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Yeah. Didn't you donate at all or something?
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Yeah.
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You do need a haircut.
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I do need a haircut.
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You look like a dirty hippie.
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I feel like a person with too much hair.
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Yeah, you look like a person with too much hair. That's the beauty of just getting a two all the way around.
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You could get a two all the way around.
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Yeah, that's what I do.
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But me, I'm not going to do that.
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People are like, why do you still pay for it?
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And I'm like, well, you know, because...
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They do a good job.
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They do a good job.
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They do better than you.
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During the pandemic, I learned that I can't fucking cut my own hair.
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Dude, it's harder than it looks.
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Yeah. Anyway, this is the podcast about nothing.
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That makes you think of something.
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Hey, we got some sponsor stuff to get taking care of real quick.
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We got a new sponsor for this podcast here.
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We have Black Label Supplements.
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Black Label Supplements.
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I am actually...
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People don't know this.
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Maybe you don't know this in the podcast world.
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Maybe you think I just live for fun, but I am actually a powerlifter.
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A competitive powerlifter.
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Man, as a competitive thrifter.
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And Black Label Supplements is one of my sponsors for powerlifting.
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And I asked them if it was OK if I threw them on a comedy podcast
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to shout out their sponsorship for me.
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And they said, no problem.
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I don't think they know what they're in for.
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But here we are.
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So Black Label Supplements, they are third party tested.
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whatever you need, go to blacklabelsupplements.com.
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Yeah. And use code Shane15 at checkout.
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It's use that code anytime.
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You don't go right now, but you want to go later on.
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You get a little cash.
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Go there.
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Their stuff's good.
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Go to blacklabelsupplements.com.
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Use code Shane15 at checkout.
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That's S, H, A, Y, and E and the number 15.
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Do it.
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And maybe I'm going to do and we'll do the coffee one later in the middle of the episode.
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Oh, we're going to do a mid episode.
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Fucking sponsored break.
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Yeah. Very proper.
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All right.
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So all those people have passed on this for sponsorship.
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You know what?
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Yeah, fuck you.
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Now we got two.
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Now we got two.
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Yeah.
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And one of them isn't even my own company.
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Yeah, that said, if somebody's willing to pay me to do it,
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I'll do an hour of just sponsorship.
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Yes.
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And you can also go to our website, www.shayneandyshow.com.
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And we have a little thing there where they come up.
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And if you want to donate to the podcast, a little thing comes up.
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It says donate to the podcast.
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You could donate three bucks.
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Send us a little message and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
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Hell, yeah.
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You want to donate more?
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You could donate more.
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It's up to you.
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It's up to you.
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We try to keep the thing as as inexpensive as possible,
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but sometimes we have expenses.
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There are expenses.
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Yeah, it's not free to produce a reasonably OK podcast.
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Reasonably OK podcast.
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That's what we are.
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You can for free produce a real dog shit podcast.
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We've done that.
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Yeah.
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But to produce a reasonably OK one, it costs money.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to keep that to myself because every time I say that,
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I think that's going to be the name of the episode.
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I always change my mind.
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I don't know.
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I think a reasonably OK podcast.
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What?
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Why we had one episode I called an average podcast.
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So.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, that one's taken.
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But let's move on.
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Yes, let's get to the show.
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Yeah, I was thinking about this.
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You know, I was I was getting a little anxious coming over here.
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I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
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Like, it's been a while.
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Like, we last episode we did was like August 30.
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It was was it really?
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Yeah.
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So it's been a while.
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That's close to a month.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And before that, it was like three weeks.
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So we're a little out of practice.
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And I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
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And I was like, you know what?
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It's a podcast about nothing.
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Yeah, we don't have to.
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We could just sit here and do this.
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Yeah, the whole episode and not mention anything worthwhile at all.
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And we will fulfill our need for what our show is about.
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We will have we will have kept up our side of the.
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But I got some things.
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All right.
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I got a few things that I've been thinking of.
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All right, tell me.
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I've been thinking about this for a while
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because I saw a friend of mine posted on Facebook
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because some people that I know still post on Facebook.
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Yeah.
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And I agree with them.
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He posted something to the effect of how he did because Oasis,
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the band Oasis is having a reunion.
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Oh, look, oh, so we're cool and British from the 90s.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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And I don't get Oasis, dude.
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Well, you're my Wonderwall, baby.
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I don't get it, dude.
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But I remember them being like everybody was like, oh, they're
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so dangerous and there's some British.
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And they're so dangerous.
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And like their music was just like fucking boring.
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They were kind of like to me, to me is like the British incubus,
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even though incubus came after Oasis.
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I think they came around the same time.
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They came around the same time.
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It was all that 90s crap.
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And to me, they're very, very similar.
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Their sounds are slightly different, but they're just
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there's something very similar about them.
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But it's just like, you know, I was trying to talk to somebody
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about it the other day and they're like, how do you not get Oasis?
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And I'm like, look, man, I like guns and roses was fucking.
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You want to talk about like dangerous matched up to the image
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like the music was fucking there guns and roses.
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Guns and roses.
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You didn't know it.
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You didn't know if they were going to fucking make it to their second record.
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I mean, guys were fucking.
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They kicked the drummer out because he did too much fucking heroin.
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During recording, like.
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The music matched the fucking.
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Yeah.
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And the music was fucking good.
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And like with the Oasis, it was like, it was like, dude, you know,
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I wonder why maybe you see this guy fucking whining about his brother
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and he's hitting his brother on the fucking stage.
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And it's like, that's not dangerous, dude.
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You were just an idiot for getting in a band with your brother.
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Yeah, that's that's not dangerous.
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There's just being a petulant little bitch because you don't get along with your brother.
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Yeah, that's all that is.
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Yeah, you just replace your brother and get a difference,
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probably get a better singer.
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I got to say, though, like the guy, the other brother, the guy,
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no, no, I'll know whatever.
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No, is it no or no?
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Well, I can't remember.
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Don't know.
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Don't care.
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His solo stuff is actually pretty good.
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Good for him.
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But like, I always just as a whole, like, I don't get it.
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But they're they're getting back together.
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They're getting back together for like a buttload of money
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and people are now making bets on how many.
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How many shows are they going to make?
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Shows they're going to make it.
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Look, if you honestly, like if somebody offered me a whole bunch of money
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and they're like, all you have to do is just be with the guy you hate the most.
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All you have to do is four shows a night, four shows a week
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with the guy you hate the most for a couple of months.
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For a couple months.
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And and and you get and you get your million dollars or whatever.
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You guys can even have a little argument on stage.
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You know, OK, as long as you show up for every show, you know what?
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I would do my utmost to make that happen.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's British money, but it's still a buttload of money.
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A pound is worth more than a dollar.
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Yeah. So that's that's the one thing I don't get.
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And then like the chains of day, everybody's flipping out
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because James Addiction got into a fight on stage and it's like, dude,
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it's like if I remember right, James Addiction didn't get along when they were big.
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Yeah. Also, James Addiction, another band that I just don't get it.
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Yeah. They're another band that I don't get either.
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Yeah. I'm like, you know, they they they had a couple of fun songs, but that was it.
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Yeah. I just I just don't get it. Yeah.
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I agree. No, I agree.
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I mean, I think maybe there are too much into the heroin, but I just never got it, dude.
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Like I was just like, all right, I understand the Smashing Pumpkins.
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They're actually pretty entertaining.
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The Smashing Pumpkins are great, man.
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And some of that 90s stuff, but like James Addiction is like,
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I don't really care that they're back together and I'm not going to pay
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a buttload of money to go see a band that's probably going to do one fucking
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one more tour and then fucking hate each other, except they only did three stops.
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And they got into a fight on stage.
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Oh, oh, shit.
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So they didn't they didn't make it.
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And now they got to pay all these people back that paid them
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that like paid them up front for the tour.
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Good luck.
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That's what happens when you cancel a tour.
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That is what happens when you cancel a tour.
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So there's that. I mean, we're not a music show, but, you know,
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those are the couple of things that are going on in it.
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Well, I mean, there's a whole, you know, baby oil incident.
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The excuse me.
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How do you not know about I don't know anything about a baby oil?
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I know about the diddler, the diddler, the diddler.
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Oh, my God.
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I would just continue.
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All right. You don't know about Diddy.
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Oh, did he? Yes.
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Like Sean Diddy come. Yes.
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Puff Daddy. Yes.
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Yeah. No, I heard he got in trouble for some shit.
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Yeah, dude, he's going down.
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He and a bunch of people had these freakout parties.
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Yeah.
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Where they just had these crazy fucking crazy
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word yeasts or whatever. OK.
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With underage women, underage dudes, whatever have you.
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OK, yes. So did he's going down.
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And when one of the raids they found over a hunt,
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they found something like a thousand bottles of baby oil.
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That is a lot of baby oil.
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Dude, did he?
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What are you doing with that?
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A bunch of baby oil.
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So much baby.
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Also, because with baby oil, a little bit goes up very long.
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Yeah. But dude, like,
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that's like a storage unit full of baby oil.
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That it have. Have you ever have you ever used baby oil for like,
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like fun time stuff? Yes.
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Yeah. First off, first off, you get you have to get over the fact
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that it has baby in the name. Yeah.
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And they found. Yeah.
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But it's very effective stuff.
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And a little bit goes a long way.
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Yeah. And and there's other people that are involved in this.
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Endowment, a thousand bottles over a thousand bottles.
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Oh, my. Yeah.
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That's so much. Yeah.
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There's other people like he record.
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They found recordings of all this stuff.
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They found like not only like video, but audio.
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Yeah.
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So he would bug rooms of people at his house having sex.
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So you're like just video, just audio, just audio.
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And so there's a lot of video.
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But dude, there's like people that big, pretty famous people that are
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like fucking involved in this and are like going down.
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How do you not know about this whole case?
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I mean, I heard something about puffed daddy getting in trouble and.
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Yeah, he got it right. He got arrested.
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Dude, he got arrested by the feds.
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So they, you know, it's a pretty fucking big deal.
284
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Yeah. Well, I heard about it and I don't care enough to look into it.
285
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And I just. Either do I.
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And it was all over the place and everybody was talking about it.
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Yeah. I figured it is just some other rich, powerful guy who got in trouble
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because he let his dick make decisions.
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And you're not supposed to let your dick make all the decisions.
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He didn't. He didn't more than make his dick make decisions.
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Well, it sounds like what got him in trouble was letting his dick make decisions.
292
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But yeah, man, he's going down.
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And he he there's a bunch of other people that are pretty famous
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that are like wiping all their shit clean of them.
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They're trying to get there.
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But like they were there.
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Yeah, everybody knows they were there.
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They could fight shit. You delete shit. They could find it.
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And this is the feds, man.
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That means they got a fucking case.
301
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Yeah. They denied him bail. Right.
302
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So he was like, I'll put up 50 million dollars.
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I'll put up two of my mom's houses.
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So I'll put up two of my mom's houses.
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I'll fucking wear an ankle bracelet.
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And then the judge was like, no, you're going to sit in jail.
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Yeah, not only is he sitting in jail,
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he's like sitting in like one of the toughest jails in Brooklyn.
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OK, well, I mean, that's probably what he gets for fucking letting
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his dick make all these decisions.
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Totally your dick decisions.
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Yeah, you know what the, you know, dude, that's like that's just I mean,
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you can't like, I mean, it's pretty it's pretty like freak off parties.
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You know what I mean?
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Like he had freak off parties.
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So yeah, I guess you're right.
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He was letting his dick make decisions.
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Yeah, look, if you're going to.
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OK, first off, like no judgment if you're going to have sex parties
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where everybody is a fucking consenting adult.
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I think that's the key is consenting.
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Yeah, I don't think these people are consenting to having video and all that shit.
323
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Right, right.
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So it's one thing if you're doing a party with consenting adults
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and you're not secretly recording shit, right?
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It's another thing if any of those if any of those like particulars
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the consenting the adult, the recording for on secret, if that happens,
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if that's not good, you fucking Jesus fuck, did he?
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I mean, what the fuck?
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He's getting he's getting charges like one of the charges is like racketeering,
331
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dude, because he would blackmail people after he had the tapes.
332
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He would fucking blackmail people.
333
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So we got like we got like an Epstein situation almost.
334
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Yes, yes, because that was his deal. Yeah.
335
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Well, fuck, man. Yeah.
336
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Let's so I know what's going to happen now.
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I know it's going to happen.
338
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Yeah, we go to a dark place because I was going to keep this light.
339
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Well, can we just say we know what's going to happen?
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Because I know what's going to happen to.
341
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I also know it's going to happen.
342
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And we don't need to say it, I don't think.
343
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Well, I'm going to say it anyway. I'm going to say it anyway. Go ahead.
344
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Look, a lot of a lot of fucking details are going to come out.
345
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And then suddenly they'll fucking like nobody will talk about them.
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At least nobody like, you know, who matters will talk about them.
347
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And then shit will get swept under the rug.
348
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And, you know, a few folks will have to fucking hide their faces for a couple of years.
349
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But all the fucking all the fucking important people are going to get away
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with going to Diddy's rape parties.
351
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Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
352
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The feds have a fuck.
353
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They have they have a pretty fucking good case. Yeah.
354
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Then I don't think I think Diddy's going to pay the price.
355
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Yes, they oh, no, Diddy's definitely going to pay the price.
356
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Right. Just like Epstein paid the price. Right.
357
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Did you you're talking you're talking about people associated with the freakout parties?
358
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Yeah, the like the the important people who were associated with that.
359
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They hide their face for a little while. They're going to get away with it.
360
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Yeah. Diddy might just like and I'm doing air quotes now,
361
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he might commit suicide in his cell and beat himself up in the process.
362
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You know, just like Epstein. Yeah. I don't think.
363
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Hey, man, it's just weird.
364
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Like if you get rich, the thing with rich people,
365
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I was thinking about this, dude, the thing with rich people is like,
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do they just get bored and they're just like, I got all this money now.
367
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Why don't I just have freak out?
368
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Why don't I just have fucking orgies?
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I could rent an island and have orgies on an island,
370
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which by the way, of and by itself would be cool.
371
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Yeah. But if you're Epstein, you can buy the island.
372
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Yeah. And as long as everybody's consenting, right?
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Everybody going to the adult and adult and everybody going to the island is like,
374
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OK, this is what we're going for.
375
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You sign a little NDA or whatever and you're like, OK, yeah,
376
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it's not going to leave the island.
377
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Right. We go and have fucking crazy sex and it'll be good.
378
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Mm hmm. Yeah.
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That's OK. Yes.
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But when you do it in secret and you're like, oh, by the way,
381
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you remember that party you were at last week at my house?
382
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Yeah. At my island.
383
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Now, that that said, depending on where you are and how you use it,
384
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it's not illegal to fucking record people.
385
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Right. But it is if you're using it to blackmail.
386
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It is if you're using it to blackmail.
387
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Which is where the racketeering charge comes from.
388
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Yeah. Apparently, it's a pretty it's pretty deep as far as racketeering goes.
389
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Well, sure. Yeah.
390
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So but I was I was talking to I was talking to a friend of mine
391
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who works in the adult industry.
392
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And she was saying it's like she was saying it's like, OK,
393
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like we know when we go to set or whatever, like it's consenting.
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You sign paperwork and all that, you know, you're being filmed or whatever.
395
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If I go someplace, if consenting adults are doing that, it's OK.
396
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Yes. But if you're recording it in secret, that's not OK.
397
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That's not OK.
398
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Yeah. She's like, and it's weird.
399
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It's it's just weird when you get that much money and you're just you're.
400
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I don't know if you're just like I'm bored, like I have a wife and four kids,
401
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but I'm bored.
402
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I have a theory of this.
403
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You played on me. All right.
404
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A lot of times people seek money
405
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because they're trying to find fulfillment.
406
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Right. And, you know, that's kind of a basic.
407
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If I have my million dollars, I can take my nice vacation and get fulfillment.
408
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Right. Right.
409
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But then then then sometimes people like Puffy, maybe will get all that money
410
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and still be unfulfilled because it turns out money can't buy love or whatever.
411
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Right. And so they just keep pushing the boundaries further and further
412
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looking for that fulfillment.
413
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They can never find it.
414
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Until eventually they've pushed it to the point where they get rated by the feds
415
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and all the shit goes down and and yeah.
416
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And dude, they're talking like you stuff since the mind is, bro.
417
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Of course, that was when Puffy was his most puffy.
418
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That was that was back when he was still puff daddy.
419
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
420
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So there's that.
421
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Yeah. The second the second he went P. Diddy,
422
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he wasn't even cool anymore.
423
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No, he wasn't.
424
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That was when you know he got the money and it wasn't enough.
425
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So he's like, I'm going to reinvent myself.
426
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I'm going to be I'm going to be the only person I ever reinvented themselves
427
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to be cooler was Prince Prince.
428
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Yeah. When he was just a symbol because he was mad at the record company.
429
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Yeah. He was fucking taking a stand on principle.
430
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Yeah. Yes.
431
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But that's the only person I've ever seen in the music industry that's been like,
432
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yeah, I like I'm taking a stand.
433
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I master everything.
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I play every instrument.
435
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Why am I giving them money?
436
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Yeah. So here's my new name.
437
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It's a symbol.
438
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It was a symbol. Yeah.
439
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Try to market this. Yeah.
440
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But there is that.
441
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And then and then the other thing is this is kind of a weird episode, I guess.
442
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But the other thing is I've been watching kind of watching a few friends,
443
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a couple of friends of mine just kind of go through some shit.
444
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Kind of like one guy got caught up in the ditty thing.
445
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No, didn't get caught up in the ditty thing.
446
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It's this is I'm trying to get away from that.
447
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So it's not such a dark episode.
448
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But maybe this is going to make it a dark episode, too, because like, you know,
449
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I've watched that I've watched one friend of mine just like walk away from his life.
450
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Like what like kids off himself or just fucking go on a walk about something.
451
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Just fucking walk away.
452
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Huh.
453
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I don't want to get into detail.
454
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I don't know. I mean, I'm kind of trying to keep it general, but just like,
455
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you know, I don't know the circumstances or anything like that.
456
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I just know like he was just like all of a sudden one day, he's like, oh, yeah, by the way,
457
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by the way, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah.
458
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All right. So I'm going to move to the city or whatever.
459
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And it's just like it's weird.
460
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I guess watching friends go through, I guess, what would be a midlife crisis?
461
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Right? Yeah.
462
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Because I feel like right now, like I'm not I
463
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there's no need for one for me, right?
464
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But watching other people, it's just like, dude, I had mine when I was 18 somehow.
465
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Yeah, but it's coming again, dude.
466
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I'm telling you.
467
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You're telling I'm not quite 40 yet.
468
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Yeah, it's going to hit.
469
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It's going to hit.
470
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You're going to hit.
471
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It's going to hit.
472
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And you dudes do one or two things.
473
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You either get all crazy and you try to buy sports cars.
474
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I got a camper in a truck.
475
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Yeah. But then another dude's regressed to like their fucking 15 year old selves.
476
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Yeah, they fucking buy video games.
477
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They fucking that's the new trend, right?
478
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That's the new thing I see guys doing that hit like.
479
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Well, it's it's it's a lot easier to afford than a new fucking sports car.
480
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They buy video games or they and they fucking start acting like a 15 year old
481
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when they're like 40, 45, which I guess is more a little less harmless
482
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than just walking away from your life.
483
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Yeah, definitely.
484
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I mean, I got an Xbox last year, but I almost never touched the thing.
485
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Yeah, I thought I would get along with you.
486
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It's just weird watching people and I'm trying not to do this because like I don't know.
487
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Like I said, I don't know the circumstances.
488
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Maybe it was he was just in a horrible put it was a horrible marriage
489
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through the from the beginning or whatever.
490
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You know what I mean? Maybe at a stroke and and I don't know.
491
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The circuit as a person observing, I'm going to say this as a person observing.
492
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It's just when you think somebody has it all together
493
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because you like look at some people and you're like, man, that guy just has it all together.
494
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Yeah, it all. Yeah.
495
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,480
And then you see something like that and you're like, oh, I guess maybe not.
496
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,960
Yeah, that's kind of my point.
497
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,720
OK, right?
498
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,280
You never judge a book by its cover, I guess.
499
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,080
Well, maybe that's what happened to Diddy.
500
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,960
Except instead of walking away from everything, hey, instead of walking away from everything,
501
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,880
it's like, you know what? I'm just going to have freak parties now.
502
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,840
I'm just going to have freak parties.
503
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,360
Yeah. How do you explain that?
504
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,680
Shit, your kid, he's got like four kids, dude.
505
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,600
I bet he has more than that.
506
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,360
He does. Yeah, we don't know about it.
507
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560
But so yeah, there's that.
508
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,400
I don't know. You got anything else?
509
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
We haven't done this in a while.
510
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,720
So all right.
511
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Well, let me let me let me try to survey where we've been.
512
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,320
We went, did he?
513
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,840
Yes, to Epstein, back to Diddy.
514
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,360
We did the whole British.
515
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,640
We did the British thing.
516
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,680
We did the whole James Addiction thing.
517
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480
You know, it's kind of.
518
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:15,720
Yeah, man, I had more to say, but, you know, let's just start shooting the shit, I guess.
519
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,400
Yeah, let's what it is.
520
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,000
So people want to know why we haven't been recording on a regular basis, I guess.
521
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,400
That's the other thing that's been coming up.
522
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,680
A lot of it is I've been doing a lot of camping and a lot of camping.
523
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:30,440
Yeah, and and also just not structuring structuring my time back in town very well.
524
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,440
Right. So a lot of that's really on me.
525
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,880
Right. Yeah.
526
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,680
So it's not really my fault.
527
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,360
No, it's not. It's not Shane's fault.
528
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,320
It's Max's fault.
529
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,320
That's the thing about when you do a show like this.
530
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,720
So like I I was thinking about it the other day.
531
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,920
I was thinking about it like I could go get guests.
532
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,600
But I mean, I don't think the show would keep the same thing that we have
533
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,160
if we started bringing in guests.
534
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,880
I just don't what we'd have to try it.
535
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,840
Where it's not like we have one guest one time
536
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,080
and now we're committed to doing guests forever.
537
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,520
Right. Right.
538
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Hey, so if you're out there and you want to be a guest in our show.
539
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,320
Oh, yeah. Send us an email. Send us an email.
540
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,240
If you want to talk about nothing, I'm not.
541
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280
We won't interview you about anything that you got going on.
542
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480
We'll talk about nothing like we are right now. Yeah.
543
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,920
But if you want to talk about something, I'll be happy to have that.
544
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,280
Excuse me.
545
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,120
I'll be happy to have your something as a topic within reason.
546
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,320
Within reason.
547
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,800
But I can't guarantee I'll stick to the topic.
548
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,240
Yeah. Yeah.
549
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,240
You know, let's see if it works, because I've tried telling people
550
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,520
we're going to have guests on before.
551
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,960
And it's like part of it's my fault because I don't want to fucking book people.
552
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,800
Like I'm too lazy. OK.
553
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,640
Like people are like, oh, yeah, send me an email about your downloads and shit.
554
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,160
Maybe I'll be on your show and I'm like, I want to do that.
555
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,280
Yeah, nobody.
556
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,640
Our fucking metrics are not going to get anybody to.
557
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560
I mean, we're pretty.
558
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,600
Hey, we're pretty fucking solid on our metrics.
559
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600
We're a show that's been around for as long as we are.
560
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,320
Oh, yeah. That's the one thing I know is that, you know,
561
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,840
we have pretty solid downloads.
562
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,760
All right. Yeah.
563
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,640
We're not in the crazy, like, you know,
564
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,680
thousand downloads per episode category, but our downloads are steady.
565
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,080
And they're like it's we're in the 500 download range pretty much every episode
566
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,360
we release, so it's steady. Nice.
567
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,800
You know, and it's our downloads are pretty good.
568
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Our engagement's good.
569
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720
You know, people like to show.
570
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Yeah, we don't get too many bad reviews.
571
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,440
Yeah. In fact, I don't remember getting a bad review.
572
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,840
I mean, in the beginning, we got a few.
573
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,960
I believe it because of our sound.
574
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,080
Oh, yeah. No, our sound was well, that was back when we that was back when we were
575
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,040
trying to do it for free.
576
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040
Yeah. Yeah.
577
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,200
Yeah. So if you're one of those people that are if you're doing a podcast,
578
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,560
like actually doing an audio podcast, like an old school podcast,
579
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,800
make sure you get a couple good microphones, get some of the record on.
580
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,000
Don't use your phone.
581
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200
That's the mistake we made.
582
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,320
Do they do non audio podcasts now?
583
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,000
They do YouTube.
584
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,960
To me, to me, it's just.
585
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,400
You mean videos? Yeah, video.
586
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,800
Yeah, yeah. No, people people do videos too. Yeah.
587
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah. Yeah.
588
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,960
But that's like the big that's the big thing they're trying to get people
589
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,600
more people to do is video and I'm maybe it's just a rubble in me, but I'm just
590
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000
like our show has been audio from the beginning.
591
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,440
Our show, this version of the show.
592
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,760
Yeah, the audio version of the show has been audio from the beginning.
593
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,320
Yes.
594
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,760
We did a short video show for years before we did this.
595
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,480
And we did.
596
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,760
We did Sean and I before that.
597
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,200
Yeah. But I mean, it's it's one of those things where it's like,
598
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,560
I think you could tell a pretty good story for audio.
599
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,960
Like even though we're a podcast about nothing and I we're just getting into
600
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,520
this now, I don't know why we're going here, but we're going here.
601
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520
This is what happens.
602
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,120
Sometimes I think for our podcast about nothing, we tell a pretty good story
603
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,680
about nothing. Absolutely.
604
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800
We have a pretty good conversation every time we record.
605
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,960
Yeah. And listen, I'm not what, you know, we say we have a podcast about nothing
606
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,840
that makes you think of something and it doesn't mean that we don't talk about
607
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,440
worthwhile stuff. Yeah.
608
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,600
Because there, you know, there's there's an idea that, you know,
609
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,800
in a way, everything is important and because of that, nothing is important.
610
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440
So we're going to be talking about something that's important.
611
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,600
So we talk about nothing.
612
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800
Yes. And every once in a while, you'll listen to an episode of ours
613
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800
and you'll be like, huh, I learned something from that.
614
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,440
Yeah. And we maybe you learned from this episode that you should not have
615
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,400
freakout parties. You should not have freakout parties.
616
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,760
And if you do have, if you do stuff like that, make sure it's consensual.
617
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,320
Uh huh. Make sure it's consensual.
618
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,240
Yeah. No, you can you can absolutely host orgies.
619
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:40,240
Just stay within the the rules of both the law and basic decency.
620
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,520
Yes. Yeah.
621
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,520
And don't try to blackmail people afterwards.
622
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,320
I think that that's staying within the rules of the law and basic decency.
623
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,120
I was just having an image in my head in my in my head, like not even like you
624
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,280
have your one of your you have an orgy at your house, right?
625
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,760
Yeah. Suburban fucking orgy, right?
626
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,360
Mm hmm. You have your neighbors over.
627
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,960
You don't tell them you're you pull a ditty.
628
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,920
You don't tell them you're fucking recording.
629
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,480
And three days later, you just go to your neighbors.
630
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640
He's like out blowing the water.
631
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,560
Or just start knocking on doors. Just go out there and be like, Hey, by the way,
632
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,400
there's a new HOA.
633
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,680
There's a new HOA election coming up.
634
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,440
Yeah, I'm going to need your vote.
635
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,400
I'm going to need your vote.
636
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,880
Otherwise, this video of you getting not getting down.
637
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,840
Yeah, here I'm texting you a little clip of something.
638
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,920
It's going to go it's going to go it's going to go live on Tiktok or whatever.
639
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,280
Yeah, I'm just going to post it.
640
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,400
But, you know, if you want to if you want to, you know, not do that,
641
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,760
but just vote for me for the HOA.
642
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,360
Yeah, Max for HOA.
643
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,960
Max for HOA.
644
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,440
HOA President Max.
645
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,440
HOA President.
646
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,040
And you know what?
647
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,200
I'll make I'll let you even paint your house whatever fucking color you want.
648
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,320
As long as it's within the new rules that I set in the HOA.
649
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560
And we'll have more fucking orgies at my house.
650
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,160
Maybe. Maybe.
651
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,080
I mean, if you dare show up.
652
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,040
If you dare show up.
653
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,360
And again, what have you got to lose?
654
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,200
I've already got this spicy vid.
655
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200
Yeah. Yeah.
656
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Yeah, how would your wife feel about that? Yeah.
657
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,080
Well, I mean, I guess your wife was there too.
658
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,240
But still, yeah, she didn't know you were upstairs in that other room.
659
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400
Yeah. So.
660
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,840
But yeah, could you imagine if you're just like a regular HOA dude and you.
661
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,680
That'd be a hell of a way to take control of the HOA.
662
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,280
Right.
663
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,240
Fucking just invite the whole neighborhood over.
664
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,560
I do it for a fucking orgy.
665
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,480
And fucking Zome without them knowing about it, then fucking Blackville
666
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920
and get yourself a racketeering job.
667
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280
That's how you do it in suburbia.
668
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,880
That's how you do it in suburbia.
669
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,880
Yeah.
670
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160
That's how you get an HOA racket.
671
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,760
That's how you get a racketeering charge in suburbia.
672
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,320
Yeah.
673
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,840
Fucking bribe your way onto the HOA presidency.
674
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,400
HOA presidency, man.
675
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,720
What the fuck does an HOA even do?
676
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,840
They associate the homeowners.
677
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,320
Yeah. But do they do like can they tell you like what you can and cannot have in your house?
678
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,840
Because there's not not not not there's this lady on TikTok
679
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,920
that keeps putting up HOA videos of this guy coming up.
680
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,960
And I think it's a fucking and I'm starting to figure out that it's a fucking she it's made up.
681
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,440
It has to be made up because there's fucking they just I just watched the video
682
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,000
where he was just like the HOA guy was like, hey, look, we just passed this
683
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,720
into bylaws and you weren't at the meeting.
684
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,920
So it's fuck you.
685
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,360
But we now have pet charges say $50 for every pet that you have.
686
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,200
$50 for every pet you have in your house.
687
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,120
That's a fish, whatever.
688
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,960
You need to register with the HOA.
689
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,880
Because the HOA.
690
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,840
Yeah, HOA needs money.
691
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,040
And I'm starting to think that but it's in Utah, too.
692
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:41,040
So look, look, there there are sometimes when a neighborhood is built
693
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:47,160
and an HOA is set up, there are different rules of what that HOA can and cannot do
694
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,040
and how it operates.
695
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,960
But you guys don't have an HOA. Do you?
696
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,920
Oh, God, no, no, we would not have moved here if there was an HOA.
697
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,080
Yeah. Yeah.
698
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,400
I don't I don't need somebody telling me what I can and cannot do on my own property.
699
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,120
Right. See, that doesn't make sense to me.
700
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,440
It's like, how could they tell you?
701
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,040
Oh, you can't have fucking that kind of light bulb.
702
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,320
On your porch light, because it's too bright.
703
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,920
Yeah, but they can.
704
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,440
Yeah, that's stupid to me, though.
705
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960
Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what you signed up for.
706
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,840
Right. So I see.
707
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,160
I think these videos, I think the videos are fake now.
708
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,920
Have you seen them?
709
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,000
No.
710
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800
The guy always going to the front door with the doorbell cam on
711
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760
and the lady's always like, what do you want now?
712
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:35,040
And he's always like, look, you cannot have fucking black cards in this neighborhood.
713
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,920
The HOA voted on it.
714
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,120
You can't have black cards and stuff like that.
715
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,800
You know what I mean?
716
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,240
Yeah, that that also it's possible that this is true.
717
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,800
But this guy is some some dude who somehow talked his way.
718
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,920
Maybe he used blackmail.
719
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,760
He had like a freak party recorded everybody.
720
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120
Somehow he became president of the HOA.
721
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Yeah.
722
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,680
And now he thinks he's like the boss of the neighborhood.
723
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,600
Yeah. Which I really doubt is the case.
724
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Right. It's it's also in Utah, too.
725
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,120
So that's the other reason.
726
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,160
Yeah, I think it might be true.
727
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,920
Utah's weird, man.
728
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,000
Utah's a weird place.
729
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,040
It is.
730
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,440
But they could have freak up parties for their HOA.
731
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,880
They absolutely in Utah.
732
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Yeah. Oh my God.
733
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,640
Do you know, do you have any idea how I'm not going to get into?
734
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,480
Oh, I know, dude.
735
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,040
I'm not going to get into that.
736
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,080
I know, I'm just.
737
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,160
I have an actual experience of hooking up with the Mormon girl
738
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,000
when I was like 19 years old in Utah.
739
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,240
And running out of it and jumping out of a second story bathroom window
740
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,520
in the middle of winter because her dad pulled up.
741
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,120
Oh, God damn. Yeah. Yeah.
742
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,080
Don't want to get caught there.
743
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,040
Yeah.
744
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,320
Mormon girls. Freaky.
745
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,120
Yeah, Mormon girls.
746
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,520
So they could have freak out parties.
747
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,000
They absolutely could have freak out.
748
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,480
And like they have.
749
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
No, I'm just not going to go where I was going to go.
750
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,760
So I could see this guy working his magic to get into the HOA presidency,
751
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,760
just like we talked about. Yeah.
752
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,480
And maybe that's how he's getting because some of it's weird, dude,
753
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,000
because there was this one video I watched the other day
754
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,880
and I'm so invested in this point that I'm just like,
755
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,880
now I got to figure out if it's fake or not.
756
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,000
OK.
757
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,560
She she got delivery and the like the Amazon driver just left.
758
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,440
The guy comes two seconds later.
759
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,840
And he's like, hey, this package was just dropped off.
760
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,040
We can't have packages on the on your porch for more than five minutes.
761
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
Or are you getting fined?
762
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,160
The HOA voted on it.
763
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,800
I think that's crazy.
764
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,480
Yeah. Yeah.
765
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,640
I would I do that.
766
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,400
I can never I would never live in a neighborhood with an H&O.
767
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,440
A some HOA's are chill, but just generally.
768
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,960
And I think some people really like living in a neighborhood with an H&O.
769
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,720
A right.
770
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Because there are people who have like very particular expectations
771
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,120
of the things around them. Yes.
772
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,400
So an HOA suits them quite nicely.
773
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:57,720
Right.
774
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,120
Because every house has to have a lawn that's kept green
775
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,640
and can only be painted certain colors or whatever.
776
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
Right. That makes their brain feel better.
777
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,080
Yeah. I guess so.
778
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,680
I would I would imagine so.
779
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600
I think we're going to wrap this episode up.
780
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,240
Yeah, why not?
781
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,000
Well, let's let's get something bright in here.
782
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,440
Well, yeah. Something.
783
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,840
Sherry. What do you got?
784
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Something bright, something cheery.
785
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,680
Well, you want you want me to have?
786
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,840
Yeah, I guess I brought it up.
787
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,720
I guess I don't have any bright and cheery.
788
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,280
Yeah, no, we've been we've been kind of a bummer this week.
789
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,720
You think kind of a bummer this episode?
790
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,520
All right. All right.
791
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,600
Here's one. Summer's coming to an end, but Halloween.
792
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,680
But Halloween's coming up.
793
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,200
Also, you know, that reminds me, I got a I got a story that's going to brighten it up.
794
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,040
All right. Do it.
795
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,680
I'm going to talk about a work thing.
796
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,280
All right. With a client of mine.
797
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,080
OK. He's just a fucking funny dude.
798
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,760
All right. Just just just keeping in mind,
799
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,040
last time you brought up a client of yours, we had to cut that episode entirely.
800
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
We also did one about the guy that Uncle Kevin and the onesie, and that was fine.
801
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,480
All right. All right.
802
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,920
This is fine. This is fine.
803
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,560
OK. He's a big dude, right?
804
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,400
All right. He's like he's like my height and he's big.
805
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,640
He's like he's like three.
806
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,760
He's almost two hundred and like 95 pounds.
807
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,920
That's a big guy.
808
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,840
So we go walking to help him lose weight.
809
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,080
We go walking.
810
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080
We go walking at Spring Lake. All right.
811
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,800
He loves when we're out there.
812
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,880
He loves trying to find.
813
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,160
He loves walking up to the Rangers and asking him what time the garbage truck comes.
814
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,240
Oh, he likes the garbage truck.
815
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,960
Yeah. He has a thing with garbage truck and the mail truck.
816
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Hey, when I first off, I drive a mail truck and they're fun.
817
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,560
But secondly, when I was a kid, I loved the garbage truck.
818
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,760
Right. We were at the other.
819
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,160
We were out a couple of Fridays ago last Friday.
820
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,040
We were out.
821
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,880
And the other thing he does is he'll walk up to people and he'll do this
822
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440
just right out the bat.
823
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360
And I'm not going to imitate him
824
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,160
because I don't know if that people are going to find that rude or not.
825
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,760
But here's what he says.
826
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,960
He you'll be walking by him and he'll be like, what's your name?
827
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,320
Mm hmm.
828
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,600
What's your dog's name?
829
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Mm hmm.
830
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,040
Where's your wife?
831
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Mm hmm.
832
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,720
And sometimes in the last time, this last time we did that,
833
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,320
I'm like, I'm usually 90 percent of the time everybody's fine.
834
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320
They play along with them.
835
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,040
Yeah. This last time, one time this last time,
836
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040
I had to go use the restroom and I come out of the restroom and he's talking to this guy.
837
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,840
And he's like, he's on the where's your wife?
838
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,840
He's like, where's your wife?
839
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,120
And he's like, I'm gay. He's like, where's your husband?
840
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440
I mean, he's like, I don't have a husband.
841
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,720
He's like, why?
842
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,000
And I'm like, oh, dude, you just.
843
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,040
I'm like, Dave, sorry, his name's not Dave.
844
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,840
I was like, dude, you can't ask people where their wife or their husband is.
845
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,560
That's a little too.
846
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,240
It's a little too personal.
847
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,080
Like, it's OK to walk up to somebody like, what's your name?
848
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,680
But like, here's that he doesn't like this.
849
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,120
He'll be like, what's your name?
850
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,640
They'll tell him his name and then he won't say anything about him.
851
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,680
Like, he won't say my name, my name's so and so. Right?
852
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680
Right.
853
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,040
He'll just start asking a question.
854
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,920
He'll go into the where's your wife?
855
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,680
Where's your dog? Yes. Right.
856
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,560
And then they'll be like, what's your name?
857
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480
And they'll tell him his name.
858
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,520
And sometimes if you let him sit there, if you let it like this one guy,
859
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,440
he was just like, he just let him he just let him keep going.
860
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,800
He's like, where's your where's your husband?
861
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,800
He's like, I don't have a husband.
862
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,720
He's like, why? And he's like, I don't know.
863
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,880
I'm just I don't I'm not dating anybody right now. Why? Yeah.
864
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,240
Yeah. I'm like, we got to go, man.
865
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,800
He's like, he's like, why does man have husband and no wife?
866
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440
I'm like, did he tell you why?
867
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,880
And he's like, makes no sense.
868
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,960
OK. He's like, makes no sense to me.
869
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880
I'm like, it's all right, Dave. It's all right, so and so.
870
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,920
I'm trying not to say his name.
871
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,640
All right.
872
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,480
But it's funny to me when people react to him.
873
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,960
And this guy was just he was because he had this dog
874
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,000
and he kept asking about the dog and he was like,
875
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,320
do you want to pet him?
876
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,440
He's like, no.
877
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,600
And the dog got closer.
878
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,600
He's like, dogs getting too close.
879
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,520
He's like, no, pet the dog. He's like, no.
880
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,480
It's funny sometimes.
881
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,720
I guess you just have to be there.
882
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,080
But I'm trying to brighten it up, man.
883
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,880
It's a funny, innocent story.
884
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,440
It's not see it's not dark.
885
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480
Yeah. Yeah. OK.
886
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,520
There's nothing wrong with that. OK.
887
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,200
Guy asked questions.
888
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,280
Sometimes people don't always like. All right.
889
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280
I don't know, man, I'm trying to do something.
890
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,760
Well, it's very, very good.
891
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,480
I appreciate the effort. I applaud.
892
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,560
But yeah, man.
893
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,960
And so if you're out and about on your mail on your mail
894
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,400
tracking and you're you're in the neighborhood,
895
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,520
you might see a guy who's definitely not named Dave.
896
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520
Yeah.
897
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,560
How about his name is Junior?
898
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,440
We'll call him Junior.
899
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,360
All right, Junior.
900
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,960
We need to make up a name for him.
901
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,840
I feel like it's a little late at this point.
902
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,360
But I said his name's not Dave.
903
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360
OK, cool.
904
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,800
His name is Junior.
905
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840
His name is Junior. All right.
906
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,760
That's his real name.
907
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,400
Real name is Junior. OK.
908
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,960
The guy named Junior comes up to you
909
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,960
and starts asking you a bunch of questions.
910
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,240
I'll be like, hey, do you know a guy named Shane?
911
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240
Yeah.
912
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,600
My roommate convinced him.
913
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,160
Yeah. My roommate convinced him
914
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,440
that he has eight sisters and eight brothers.
915
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,720
Uh-huh.
916
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,600
And every time I work with him, every time I work with him,
917
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,680
every time he asks me how my roommates,
918
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,080
eight brothers and sisters are.
919
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,720
So I make up names and they make up little stories.
920
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,880
Hell, yeah.
921
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,640
And then it will ask me again.
922
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,880
One of the brothers is a is a is a is a is a.
923
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,760
That's a rodeo.
924
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,360
Oh, what are they called?
925
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,360
A rodeo or.
926
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,920
Yeah. He's how they're called.
927
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,880
Like when they ride the bull, a bull rider.
928
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,360
A bull rider. Yeah.
929
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,760
And he's like the most famous.
930
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,920
I made up this whole story about how he's like
931
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,960
the most famous bull rider in Oklahoma.
932
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,840
Oh, that's a big bull riding state.
933
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,120
It's the best thing I could come up with off the top.
934
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,440
Oh, that's good. I like that.
935
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
All right. And.
936
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,640
And he asked me about that, brother.
937
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,760
I made up a name.
938
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,520
His name is Pete.
939
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520
The bull rider.
940
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Pete, the bull rider.
941
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,920
Bull riding Pete.
942
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,800
And he'll ask me.
943
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,400
He's like, how's Pete?
944
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,320
And I'm like, you know, Pete's doing pretty good.
945
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,520
He got thrown off the bull, though.
946
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,720
The other the other week, he's got injured.
947
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,200
He didn't make it the six seconds.
948
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200
Yeah.
949
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,520
He got injured pretty bad, but he's going to be OK.
950
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,360
He's going to, you know, he's going to bounce back.
951
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,600
Bullhorn went right through his thigh, but it'll be better.
952
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,480
I've made up stories about all these people, right?
953
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah. Just he'll ask me about them.
954
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,680
And I'll just keep making stuff.
955
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,080
Just keep making stuff up.
956
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,360
That's the way to do it, man.
957
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,120
Also, that keeps the mind limber.
958
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120
Yeah.
959
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,760
The oldest is the second oldest brother.
960
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,520
His I named him Don.
961
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,160
Don. That's a good one.
962
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,400
And Don is a stockbroker in New York.
963
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Mm hmm.
964
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,840
And Don has like four kids and one of his kids just got a scholarship to Princeton.
965
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,520
Well, God damn. Yeah.
966
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,880
Yeah. So how does he feel about his kid moving to New Jersey?
967
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Don. Yeah.
968
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,120
He isn't too tired of it.
969
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,520
I mean, they're New Yorkers, dude.
970
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,320
Yeah, I mean, New Yorkers.
971
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,000
New Yorkers, from what I understand, do not like New Jersey.
972
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,200
Yeah, Princeton's cool.
973
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,320
But it is in New Jersey.
974
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,360
I just watched this whole thing about when the Giants actually the New York
975
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,320
football Giants when they actually moved from New York to New Jersey,
976
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,480
how fucking people were mad and upset how New Yorkers were like,
977
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,800
I'm never going to a Giants game in New Jersey.
978
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,040
And then they did.
979
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,720
Some of them didn't.
980
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,120
OK, and some of them did.
981
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,000
And some did.
982
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,760
And then some people from New Jersey who never went to a Giants game
983
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,000
in New York started going to Giants. Yes.
984
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,520
And the Giants gave not one shit except for having cheaper rent.
985
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,480
Yeah. All right.
986
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,400
They had a stadium built for them.
987
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,480
Of course, they did on the taxpayers' dime.
988
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,080
I'm sure it always fascinates me how these teams are just like, oh,
989
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,800
we need to do a stadium and then all of a sudden you're all the taxpayers
990
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,520
are paying for the. It's like, how did I put what tax in my pain for a stadium?
991
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,520
Right. And a lot of times here's what happens is they won't.
992
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,400
They won't put a new tax on you to pay for the stadium.
993
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,600
They'll just cut a service that's important.
994
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,720
So it'll be like, OK, no more, no more.
995
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,080
No more that after school program.
996
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,280
No more after school program because, guys, the Giants are coming to town.
997
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,960
Do our kids really need an after school program if the Giants are coming to town?
998
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,160
Do we really need a debate team?
999
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,280
Yeah, we don't fucking need a debate team.
1000
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,960
We need the Giants. Yeah.
1001
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Guys, we don't. We have all these police officers and a medium amount of crime.
1002
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,360
The Giants are coming to town.
1003
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,200
I mean, if anything, that probably means we'll need more police, but.
1004
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,040
But the Giants are in the old school mob.
1005
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,400
We really want the Giants here, too.
1006
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,960
So yeah, that's the other thing I pick New Jersey is famous for is the mob.
1007
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,120
The mob, yeah. Fucking Tony Soprano.
1008
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,200
Yeah, yeah. And Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi.
1009
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,040
Yeah. And Billy Joel and Mike chemical romance.
1010
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,600
There's some New Jersey. Hey, there you go.
1011
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:44,160
And there's there's there's more to Man, New Jersey really has put out some national treasures
1012
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,800
because it's such a horrible play.
1013
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,160
But yeah, it's like it has this reputation somehow of being the armpit of America
1014
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,400
when really Baltimore is the armpit.
1015
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,480
Really? Is it? I've been to Baltimore, dude.
1016
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,720
I don't think I've been bad.
1017
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,080
I honestly, I don't know.
1018
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,600
I just heard somebody say that one, so I thought I'd throw it out.
1019
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120
It didn't seem that bad to me.
1020
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,920
I mean, I was I went to Baltimore.
1021
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,400
My mom lives at my mom recently.
1022
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,880
I would wager that Baltimore is a pretty nice city, actually.
1023
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,480
It didn't look that bad to me, but I was in a nice part of Baltimore,
1024
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,320
from what I understand.
1025
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,040
I think if I was told if I walked four blocks, five blocks to the left,
1026
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,400
yeah, like it wouldn't be so every city has a nice part and crappy part
1027
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
and multiple of either.
1028
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,600
But I would I would think Baltimore is pretty nice.
1029
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,840
If for no other reason than it's right next to DC and DC.
1030
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,360
I mean, I don't know what if you live in Baltimore, tell me is it nice?
1031
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,720
Yeah. Hey, some of our Baltimoreians.
1032
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,880
Oh, their baseball team's name is the Orioles, so we'll call them Baltimore
1033
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,600
Orioles, but their football teams, the Ravens. No, their football teams, the
1034
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,480
the Baltimore Ravens. No, that's Atlanta.
1035
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,280
No, I trust me, dude.
1036
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160
I know football is Baltimore Ravens.
1037
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,800
The Ravens moved from Atlanta. No, they always been in Baltimore.
1038
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520
Yes. Who's in Atlanta? Atlanta Falcons.
1039
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,080
I knew it was a bird.
1040
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,640
I knew it was a bird.
1041
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,000
Anyway, if you're in Baltimore, tell me if it sucks or not.
1042
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,720
Then what are the nationals?
1043
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,920
Is that a the nationals or Washington?
1044
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,120
They're Washington. Yeah, but I don't think they're.
1045
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,600
But I think they play in Cleveland's one that had to change their name
1046
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,120
because everybody got offended that they were the Cleveland Indians.
1047
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,920
Yeah. So they change it to the Cleveland galaxies.
1048
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,320
Really? Yeah. Fuck, man.
1049
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,400
The one that gets me still to this day is is the Reds.
1050
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Washington Redskins for years were the Washington Redskins,
1051
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,440
which which is honestly probably the racistest of all the.
1052
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,880
See, I know Indian guys that didn't mind.
1053
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,080
I know people that are that are full blooded in Indian.
1054
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,960
They're like, no, they're the Washington Redskins.
1055
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,440
Yeah, no, I get that.
1056
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,720
Like the people that they're actually the people that get pissed off
1057
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,960
are our liberal white folks. Yes. Yeah.
1058
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360
I understand that.
1059
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,120
And they change their name to the Washington Commanders.
1060
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,400
The Commanders. Yes. Well, that's kind of cool.
1061
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,440
Yes. But they'll always be the Redskins.
1062
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,600
To me, at least always be the Redskins.
1063
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,360
Is Atlanta still the Braves? Yes.
1064
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,760
Cool. I'm glad they got off that.
1065
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,200
Because Braves is pretty cool.
1066
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,080
Yeah. Like people like, oh, no, it's racist.
1067
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,240
And I'm like, I think because it was an Indian guy
1068
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,480
and they didn't like the mascot and something.
1069
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,880
I think they changed the mascot.
1070
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,680
All right.
1071
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,680
Because Braves are even if that is like a like
1072
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,200
an a name for an Indian warrior.
1073
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,320
I mean, it's like a warrior.
1074
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,680
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah.
1075
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,960
The Braves, man.
1076
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,120
Yeah, it's not a derogatory name for a warrior.
1077
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,680
It's a brave. Literally.
1078
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,800
It's in the name, right? Yeah.
1079
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,720
So I think that's going to do it, man.
1080
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,960
I think we we turned it around.
1081
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,280
Absolutely.
1082
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,400
And we're going to end this episode.
1083
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,800
Yeah, I want to say one last thing.
1084
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,360
What's that?
1085
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,880
October is coming up.
1086
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,240
Nicest month of the year,
1087
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,080
weather wise in this part of the world,
1088
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,600
the part of the world in which we live.
1089
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,000
Yes. And I'm looking forward to it.
1090
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,680
Yes. I don't really enjoy this heat right now, but.
1091
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,200
You know, the heat's been a bit oppressive lately.
1092
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,280
Just this week, it's been like fucking balls hot outside.
1093
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,200
Yeah. And it's supposed to drop to like
1094
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,720
it's supposed to drop tomorrow considerably.
1095
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,920
All good. Anyway, that's our episode.
1096
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Hey, if you guys liked it,
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00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,760
wherever you listen to our podcast, leave us a review.
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Yeah, it helps us out.
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If you go to our website, Shane and I show dot com,
1102
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,600
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00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,600
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You get it before anybody else.
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00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,480
Also, if you're on the website,
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00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,040
if you're on the website,
1107
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,200
if you want to make a donation,
1108
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,400
a little donation, things going to pop up, feel free.
1109
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,320
Yeah, little three dollar donation doesn't have to be every time.
1110
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,320
Just once in a while.
1111
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,160
If you feel so inclined, we would love you long time.
1112
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,080
You could even leave us a little note.
1113
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,840
If you want to make a little three dollar donation
1114
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,800
and I have a say something on the next episode, leave us a little note.
1115
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,680
Yeah. And within reason.
1116
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,800
And I've said this before, within reason, I will say anything for money.
1117
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,320
And if it's enough money, I don't even need reason.
1118
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,480
Yeah. I'm with you.
1119
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,480
Yeah. I'm with you.
1120
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,800
Yeah, we'll make some shut up about a friend of yours.
1121
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,680
Yeah, you know, oh, Peach to Willaker.
1122
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,480
I know that guy to be to Willaker.
1123
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,240
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
1124
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,120
If you listen all the way through, thank you.
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And until next time, don't be a dick.
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Don't be a dick.
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Hey, welcome back to the Shane and I show my name is Shane. My name is Max and I need a haircut.
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Yeah, you do. I remember when you had long hair too. I was just thinking about that the other day.
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Yeah, that was back when my hair had a lot more color in it.
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Yeah. Didn't you donate at all or something?
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Yeah.
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You do need a haircut.
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I do need a haircut.
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You look like a dirty hippie.
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I feel like a person with too much hair.
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Yeah, you look like a person with too much hair. That's the beauty of just getting a two all the way around.
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You could get a two all the way around.
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Yeah, that's what I do.
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But me, I'm not going to do that.
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People are like, why do you still pay for it?
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And I'm like, well, you know, because...
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They do a good job.
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They do a good job.
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They do better than you.
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During the pandemic, I learned that I can't fucking cut my own hair.
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Dude, it's harder than it looks.
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Yeah. Anyway, this is the podcast about nothing.
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That makes you think of something.
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Hey, we got some sponsor stuff to get taking care of real quick.
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We got a new sponsor for this podcast here.
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I am actually...
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People don't know this.
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Maybe you don't know this in the podcast world.
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Maybe you think I just live for fun, but I am actually a powerlifter.
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A competitive powerlifter.
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Man, as a competitive thrifter.
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And Black Label Supplements is one of my sponsors for powerlifting.
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And I asked them if it was OK if I threw them on a comedy podcast
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to shout out their sponsorship for me.
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And they said, no problem.
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I don't think they know what they're in for.
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So Black Label Supplements, they are third party tested.
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whatever you need, go to blacklabelsupplements.com.
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Yeah. And use code Shane15 at checkout.
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It's use that code anytime.
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You don't go right now, but you want to go later on.
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That's S, H, A, Y, and E and the number 15.
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Do it.
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And maybe I'm going to do and we'll do the coffee one later in the middle of the episode.
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Oh, we're going to do a mid episode.
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Fucking sponsored break.
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Yeah. Very proper.
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All right.
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So all those people have passed on this for sponsorship.
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You know what?
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Yeah, fuck you.
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Now we got two.
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Now we got two.
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Yeah.
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And one of them isn't even my own company.
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Yeah, that said, if somebody's willing to pay me to do it,
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I'll do an hour of just sponsorship.
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Yes.
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And you can also go to our website, www.shayneandyshow.com.
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And we have a little thing there where they come up.
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And if you want to donate to the podcast, a little thing comes up.
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It says donate to the podcast.
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You could donate three bucks.
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Send us a little message and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
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Hell, yeah.
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You want to donate more?
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You could donate more.
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It's up to you.
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It's up to you.
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We try to keep the thing as as inexpensive as possible,
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but sometimes we have expenses.
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There are expenses.
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Yeah, it's not free to produce a reasonably OK podcast.
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Reasonably OK podcast.
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That's what we are.
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You can for free produce a real dog shit podcast.
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We've done that.
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Yeah.
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But to produce a reasonably OK one, it costs money.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to keep that to myself because every time I say that,
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I think that's going to be the name of the episode.
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I always change my mind.
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I don't know.
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I think a reasonably OK podcast.
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What?
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Why we had one episode I called an average podcast.
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So.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, that one's taken.
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But let's move on.
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Yes, let's get to the show.
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Yeah, I was thinking about this.
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You know, I was I was getting a little anxious coming over here.
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I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
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Like, it's been a while.
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Like, we last episode we did was like August 30.
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It was was it really?
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Yeah.
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So it's been a while.
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That's close to a month.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And before that, it was like three weeks.
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So we're a little out of practice.
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And I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about?
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And I was like, you know what?
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It's a podcast about nothing.
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Yeah, we don't have to.
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We could just sit here and do this.
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Yeah, the whole episode and not mention anything worthwhile at all.
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And we will fulfill our need for what our show is about.
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We will have we will have kept up our side of the.
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But I got some things.
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All right.
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I got a few things that I've been thinking of.
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All right, tell me.
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I've been thinking about this for a while
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because I saw a friend of mine posted on Facebook
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because some people that I know still post on Facebook.
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And I agree with them.
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He posted something to the effect of how he did because Oasis,
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the band Oasis is having a reunion.
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Oh, look, oh, so we're cool and British from the 90s.
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Yes.
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And I don't get Oasis, dude.
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Well, you're my Wonderwall, baby.
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I don't get it, dude.
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so dangerous and there's some British.
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And they're so dangerous.
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And like their music was just like fucking boring.
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They were kind of like to me, to me is like the British incubus,
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even though incubus came after Oasis.
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I think they came around the same time.
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They came around the same time.
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It was all that 90s crap.
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And to me, they're very, very similar.
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Their sounds are slightly different, but they're just
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there's something very similar about them.
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But it's just like, you know, I was trying to talk to somebody
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about it the other day and they're like, how do you not get Oasis?
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And I'm like, look, man, I like guns and roses was fucking.
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You want to talk about like dangerous matched up to the image
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like the music was fucking there guns and roses.
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Guns and roses.
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You didn't know it.
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You didn't know if they were going to fucking make it to their second record.
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I mean, guys were fucking.
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They kicked the drummer out because he did too much fucking heroin.
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During recording, like.
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The music matched the fucking.
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And the music was fucking good.
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And like with the Oasis, it was like, it was like, dude, you know,
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I wonder why maybe you see this guy fucking whining about his brother
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and he's hitting his brother on the fucking stage.
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You were just an idiot for getting in a band with your brother.
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Yeah, that's that's not dangerous.
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There's just being a petulant little bitch because you don't get along with your brother.
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Yeah, that's all that is.
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Yeah, you just replace your brother and get a difference,
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probably get a better singer.
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I got to say, though, like the guy, the other brother, the guy,
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no, no, I'll know whatever.
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No, is it no or no?
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Well, I can't remember.
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Don't care.
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His solo stuff is actually pretty good.
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Good for him.
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But like, I always just as a whole, like, I don't get it.
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But they're they're getting back together.
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They're getting back together for like a buttload of money
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and people are now making bets on how many.
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How many shows are they going to make?
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Shows they're going to make it.
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Look, if you honestly, like if somebody offered me a whole bunch of money
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and they're like, all you have to do is just be with the guy you hate the most.
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All you have to do is four shows a night, four shows a week
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with the guy you hate the most for a couple of months.
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For a couple months.
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And and and you get and you get your million dollars or whatever.
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You guys can even have a little argument on stage.
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You know, OK, as long as you show up for every show, you know what?
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I would do my utmost to make that happen.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's British money, but it's still a buttload of money.
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A pound is worth more than a dollar.
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Yeah. So that's that's the one thing I don't get.
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And then like the chains of day, everybody's flipping out
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because James Addiction got into a fight on stage and it's like, dude,
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it's like if I remember right, James Addiction didn't get along when they were big.
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Yeah. Also, James Addiction, another band that I just don't get it.
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Yeah. They're another band that I don't get either.
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Yeah. I'm like, you know, they they they had a couple of fun songs, but that was it.
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Yeah. I just I just don't get it. Yeah.
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I agree. No, I agree.
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I mean, I think maybe there are too much into the heroin, but I just never got it, dude.
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Like I was just like, all right, I understand the Smashing Pumpkins.
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They're actually pretty entertaining.
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The Smashing Pumpkins are great, man.
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I don't really care that they're back together and I'm not going to pay
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a buttload of money to go see a band that's probably going to do one fucking
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one more tour and then fucking hate each other, except they only did three stops.
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And they got into a fight on stage.
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Oh, oh, shit.
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So they didn't they didn't make it.
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And now they got to pay all these people back that paid them
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that like paid them up front for the tour.
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Good luck.
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That's what happens when you cancel a tour.
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That is what happens when you cancel a tour.
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So there's that. I mean, we're not a music show, but, you know,
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those are the couple of things that are going on in it.
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Well, I mean, there's a whole, you know, baby oil incident.
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The excuse me.
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How do you not know about I don't know anything about a baby oil?
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I know about the diddler, the diddler, the diddler.
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Oh, my God.
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I would just continue.
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All right. You don't know about Diddy.
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Oh, did he? Yes.
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Like Sean Diddy come. Yes.
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Puff Daddy. Yes.
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Yeah. No, I heard he got in trouble for some shit.
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Yeah, dude, he's going down.
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He and a bunch of people had these freakout parties.
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Where they just had these crazy fucking crazy
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word yeasts or whatever. OK.
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With underage women, underage dudes, whatever have you.
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OK, yes. So did he's going down.
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And when one of the raids they found over a hunt,
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they found something like a thousand bottles of baby oil.
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That is a lot of baby oil.
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Dude, did he?
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What are you doing with that?
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A bunch of baby oil.
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So much baby.
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Also, because with baby oil, a little bit goes up very long.
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Yeah. But dude, like,
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that's like a storage unit full of baby oil.
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That it have. Have you ever have you ever used baby oil for like,
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like fun time stuff? Yes.
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Yeah. First off, first off, you get you have to get over the fact
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that it has baby in the name. Yeah.
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And they found. Yeah.
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But it's very effective stuff.
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And a little bit goes a long way.
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Yeah. And and there's other people that are involved in this.
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Endowment, a thousand bottles over a thousand bottles.
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Oh, my. Yeah.
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That's so much. Yeah.
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There's other people like he record.
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They found recordings of all this stuff.
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They found like not only like video, but audio.
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Yeah.
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So he would bug rooms of people at his house having sex.
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So you're like just video, just audio, just audio.
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And so there's a lot of video.
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But dude, there's like people that big, pretty famous people that are
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like fucking involved in this and are like going down.
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How do you not know about this whole case?
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I mean, I heard something about puffed daddy getting in trouble and.
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Yeah, he got it right. He got arrested.
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Dude, he got arrested by the feds.
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So they, you know, it's a pretty fucking big deal.
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Yeah. Well, I heard about it and I don't care enough to look into it.
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And I just. Either do I.
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And it was all over the place and everybody was talking about it.
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Yeah. I figured it is just some other rich, powerful guy who got in trouble
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because he let his dick make decisions.
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And you're not supposed to let your dick make all the decisions.
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He didn't. He didn't more than make his dick make decisions.
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Well, it sounds like what got him in trouble was letting his dick make decisions.
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But yeah, man, he's going down.
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And he he there's a bunch of other people that are pretty famous
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that are like wiping all their shit clean of them.
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They're trying to get there.
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But like they were there.
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Yeah, everybody knows they were there.
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They could fight shit. You delete shit. They could find it.
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And this is the feds, man.
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That means they got a fucking case.
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Yeah. They denied him bail. Right.
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So he was like, I'll put up 50 million dollars.
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I'll put up two of my mom's houses.
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So I'll put up two of my mom's houses.
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I'll fucking wear an ankle bracelet.
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And then the judge was like, no, you're going to sit in jail.
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Yeah, not only is he sitting in jail,
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he's like sitting in like one of the toughest jails in Brooklyn.
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OK, well, I mean, that's probably what he gets for fucking letting
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his dick make all these decisions.
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Totally your dick decisions.
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Yeah, you know what the, you know, dude, that's like that's just I mean,
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you can't like, I mean, it's pretty it's pretty like freak off parties.
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You know what I mean?
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Like he had freak off parties.
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So yeah, I guess you're right.
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He was letting his dick make decisions.
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Yeah, look, if you're going to.
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OK, first off, like no judgment if you're going to have sex parties
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where everybody is a fucking consenting adult.
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I think that's the key is consenting.
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Yeah, I don't think these people are consenting to having video and all that shit.
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Right, right.
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So it's one thing if you're doing a party with consenting adults
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and you're not secretly recording shit, right?
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It's another thing if any of those if any of those like particulars
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the consenting the adult, the recording for on secret, if that happens,
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if that's not good, you fucking Jesus fuck, did he?
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I mean, what the fuck?
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He's getting he's getting charges like one of the charges is like racketeering,
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dude, because he would blackmail people after he had the tapes.
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He would fucking blackmail people.
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So we got like we got like an Epstein situation almost.
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Yes, yes, because that was his deal. Yeah.
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Well, fuck, man. Yeah.
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Let's so I know what's going to happen now.
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I know it's going to happen.
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Yeah, we go to a dark place because I was going to keep this light.
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Well, can we just say we know what's going to happen?
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Because I know what's going to happen to.
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I also know it's going to happen.
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And we don't need to say it, I don't think.
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Well, I'm going to say it anyway. I'm going to say it anyway. Go ahead.
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Look, a lot of a lot of fucking details are going to come out.
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And then suddenly they'll fucking like nobody will talk about them.
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At least nobody like, you know, who matters will talk about them.
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And then shit will get swept under the rug.
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And, you know, a few folks will have to fucking hide their faces for a couple of years.
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But all the fucking all the fucking important people are going to get away
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with going to Diddy's rape parties.
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Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
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The feds have a fuck.
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They have they have a pretty fucking good case. Yeah.
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Then I don't think I think Diddy's going to pay the price.
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Yes, they oh, no, Diddy's definitely going to pay the price.
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Right. Just like Epstein paid the price. Right.
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Did you you're talking you're talking about people associated with the freakout parties?
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Yeah, the like the the important people who were associated with that.
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They hide their face for a little while. They're going to get away with it.
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Yeah. Diddy might just like and I'm doing air quotes now,
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he might commit suicide in his cell and beat himself up in the process.
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You know, just like Epstein. Yeah. I don't think.
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Hey, man, it's just weird.
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Like if you get rich, the thing with rich people,
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I was thinking about this, dude, the thing with rich people is like,
366
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,240
do they just get bored and they're just like, I got all this money now.
367
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,040
Why don't I just have freak out?
368
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,040
Why don't I just have fucking orgies?
369
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,360
I could rent an island and have orgies on an island,
370
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,840
which by the way, of and by itself would be cool.
371
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,000
Yeah. But if you're Epstein, you can buy the island.
372
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,640
Yeah. And as long as everybody's consenting, right?
373
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,600
Everybody going to the adult and adult and everybody going to the island is like,
374
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,120
OK, this is what we're going for.
375
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,080
You sign a little NDA or whatever and you're like, OK, yeah,
376
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,680
it's not going to leave the island.
377
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,920
Right. We go and have fucking crazy sex and it'll be good.
378
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,720
Mm hmm. Yeah.
379
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,360
That's OK. Yes.
380
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,960
But when you do it in secret and you're like, oh, by the way,
381
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,560
you remember that party you were at last week at my house?
382
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720
Yeah. At my island.
383
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,960
Now, that that said, depending on where you are and how you use it,
384
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,640
it's not illegal to fucking record people.
385
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,440
Right. But it is if you're using it to blackmail.
386
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,240
It is if you're using it to blackmail.
387
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,320
Which is where the racketeering charge comes from.
388
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:24,160
Yeah. Apparently, it's a pretty it's pretty deep as far as racketeering goes.
389
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,280
Well, sure. Yeah.
390
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:30,080
So but I was I was talking to I was talking to a friend of mine
391
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,360
who works in the adult industry.
392
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,880
And she was saying it's like she was saying it's like, OK,
393
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:39,960
like we know when we go to set or whatever, like it's consenting.
394
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,080
You sign paperwork and all that, you know, you're being filmed or whatever.
395
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,400
If I go someplace, if consenting adults are doing that, it's OK.
396
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,240
Yes. But if you're recording it in secret, that's not OK.
397
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,120
That's not OK.
398
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,240
Yeah. She's like, and it's weird.
399
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,640
It's it's just weird when you get that much money and you're just you're.
400
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,120
I don't know if you're just like I'm bored, like I have a wife and four kids,
401
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,240
but I'm bored.
402
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,040
I have a theory of this.
403
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,880
You played on me. All right.
404
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,320
A lot of times people seek money
405
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,880
because they're trying to find fulfillment.
406
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,040
Right. And, you know, that's kind of a basic.
407
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,360
If I have my million dollars, I can take my nice vacation and get fulfillment.
408
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,640
Right. Right.
409
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:26,640
But then then then sometimes people like Puffy, maybe will get all that money
410
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,360
and still be unfulfilled because it turns out money can't buy love or whatever.
411
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,480
Right. And so they just keep pushing the boundaries further and further
412
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,280
looking for that fulfillment.
413
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,960
They can never find it.
414
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,520
Until eventually they've pushed it to the point where they get rated by the feds
415
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,240
and all the shit goes down and and yeah.
416
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,040
And dude, they're talking like you stuff since the mind is, bro.
417
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,640
Of course, that was when Puffy was his most puffy.
418
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,000
That was that was back when he was still puff daddy.
419
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
420
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,160
So there's that.
421
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,400
Yeah. The second the second he went P. Diddy,
422
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,280
he wasn't even cool anymore.
423
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,920
No, he wasn't.
424
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,360
That was when you know he got the money and it wasn't enough.
425
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,120
So he's like, I'm going to reinvent myself.
426
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,000
I'm going to be I'm going to be the only person I ever reinvented themselves
427
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,440
to be cooler was Prince Prince.
428
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,680
Yeah. When he was just a symbol because he was mad at the record company.
429
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,160
Yeah. He was fucking taking a stand on principle.
430
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,160
Yeah. Yes.
431
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,400
But that's the only person I've ever seen in the music industry that's been like,
432
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,920
yeah, I like I'm taking a stand.
433
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,000
I master everything.
434
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,200
I play every instrument.
435
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,480
Why am I giving them money?
436
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,280
Yeah. So here's my new name.
437
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,160
It's a symbol.
438
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,600
It was a symbol. Yeah.
439
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,480
Try to market this. Yeah.
440
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,200
But there is that.
441
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,800
And then and then the other thing is this is kind of a weird episode, I guess.
442
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,560
But the other thing is I've been watching kind of watching a few friends,
443
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,760
a couple of friends of mine just kind of go through some shit.
444
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,120
Kind of like one guy got caught up in the ditty thing.
445
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,200
No, didn't get caught up in the ditty thing.
446
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,120
It's this is I'm trying to get away from that.
447
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,920
So it's not such a dark episode.
448
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,080
But maybe this is going to make it a dark episode, too, because like, you know,
449
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,960
I've watched that I've watched one friend of mine just like walk away from his life.
450
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,560
Like what like kids off himself or just fucking go on a walk about something.
451
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,880
Just fucking walk away.
452
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,040
Huh.
453
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,400
I don't want to get into detail.
454
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,520
I don't know. I mean, I'm kind of trying to keep it general, but just like,
455
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,520
you know, I don't know the circumstances or anything like that.
456
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,040
I just know like he was just like all of a sudden one day, he's like, oh, yeah, by the way,
457
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,240
by the way, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah.
458
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,240
All right. So I'm going to move to the city or whatever.
459
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440
And it's just like it's weird.
460
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:46,640
I guess watching friends go through, I guess, what would be a midlife crisis?
461
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,520
Right? Yeah.
462
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,840
Because I feel like right now, like I'm not I
463
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,400
there's no need for one for me, right?
464
00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:00,440
But watching other people, it's just like, dude, I had mine when I was 18 somehow.
465
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,400
Yeah, but it's coming again, dude.
466
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,560
I'm telling you.
467
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,640
You're telling I'm not quite 40 yet.
468
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,240
Yeah, it's going to hit.
469
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,080
It's going to hit.
470
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:08,880
You're going to hit.
471
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,640
It's going to hit.
472
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,040
And you dudes do one or two things.
473
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,520
You either get all crazy and you try to buy sports cars.
474
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,800
I got a camper in a truck.
475
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:21,720
Yeah. But then another dude's regressed to like their fucking 15 year old selves.
476
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,040
Yeah, they fucking buy video games.
477
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,280
They fucking that's the new trend, right?
478
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,680
That's the new thing I see guys doing that hit like.
479
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,880
Well, it's it's it's a lot easier to afford than a new fucking sports car.
480
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,760
They buy video games or they and they fucking start acting like a 15 year old
481
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,000
when they're like 40, 45, which I guess is more a little less harmless
482
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,520
than just walking away from your life.
483
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840
Yeah, definitely.
484
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,240
I mean, I got an Xbox last year, but I almost never touched the thing.
485
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,200
Yeah, I thought I would get along with you.
486
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,280
It's just weird watching people and I'm trying not to do this because like I don't know.
487
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,120
Like I said, I don't know the circumstances.
488
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,600
Maybe it was he was just in a horrible put it was a horrible marriage
489
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,280
through the from the beginning or whatever.
490
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,320
You know what I mean? Maybe at a stroke and and I don't know.
491
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:12,040
The circuit as a person observing, I'm going to say this as a person observing.
492
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,160
It's just when you think somebody has it all together
493
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,120
because you like look at some people and you're like, man, that guy just has it all together.
494
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,200
Yeah, it all. Yeah.
495
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,480
And then you see something like that and you're like, oh, I guess maybe not.
496
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,960
Yeah, that's kind of my point.
497
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,720
OK, right?
498
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,280
You never judge a book by its cover, I guess.
499
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,080
Well, maybe that's what happened to Diddy.
500
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,960
Except instead of walking away from everything, hey, instead of walking away from everything,
501
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,880
it's like, you know what? I'm just going to have freak parties now.
502
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,840
I'm just going to have freak parties.
503
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,360
Yeah. How do you explain that?
504
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,680
Shit, your kid, he's got like four kids, dude.
505
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,600
I bet he has more than that.
506
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,360
He does. Yeah, we don't know about it.
507
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560
But so yeah, there's that.
508
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,400
I don't know. You got anything else?
509
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400
We haven't done this in a while.
510
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,720
So all right.
511
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Well, let me let me let me try to survey where we've been.
512
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,320
We went, did he?
513
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,840
Yes, to Epstein, back to Diddy.
514
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,360
We did the whole British.
515
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,640
We did the British thing.
516
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,680
We did the whole James Addiction thing.
517
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480
You know, it's kind of.
518
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:15,720
Yeah, man, I had more to say, but, you know, let's just start shooting the shit, I guess.
519
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,400
Yeah, let's what it is.
520
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,000
So people want to know why we haven't been recording on a regular basis, I guess.
521
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,400
That's the other thing that's been coming up.
522
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,680
A lot of it is I've been doing a lot of camping and a lot of camping.
523
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:30,440
Yeah, and and also just not structuring structuring my time back in town very well.
524
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,440
Right. So a lot of that's really on me.
525
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,880
Right. Yeah.
526
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,680
So it's not really my fault.
527
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,360
No, it's not. It's not Shane's fault.
528
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,320
It's Max's fault.
529
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,320
That's the thing about when you do a show like this.
530
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,720
So like I I was thinking about it the other day.
531
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,920
I was thinking about it like I could go get guests.
532
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,600
But I mean, I don't think the show would keep the same thing that we have
533
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,160
if we started bringing in guests.
534
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,880
I just don't what we'd have to try it.
535
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,840
Where it's not like we have one guest one time
536
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,080
and now we're committed to doing guests forever.
537
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,520
Right. Right.
538
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Hey, so if you're out there and you want to be a guest in our show.
539
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,320
Oh, yeah. Send us an email. Send us an email.
540
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,240
If you want to talk about nothing, I'm not.
541
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280
We won't interview you about anything that you got going on.
542
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480
We'll talk about nothing like we are right now. Yeah.
543
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,920
But if you want to talk about something, I'll be happy to have that.
544
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,280
Excuse me.
545
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,120
I'll be happy to have your something as a topic within reason.
546
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,320
Within reason.
547
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,800
But I can't guarantee I'll stick to the topic.
548
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,240
Yeah. Yeah.
549
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,240
You know, let's see if it works, because I've tried telling people
550
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,520
we're going to have guests on before.
551
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,960
And it's like part of it's my fault because I don't want to fucking book people.
552
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,800
Like I'm too lazy. OK.
553
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,640
Like people are like, oh, yeah, send me an email about your downloads and shit.
554
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,160
Maybe I'll be on your show and I'm like, I want to do that.
555
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,280
Yeah, nobody.
556
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,640
Our fucking metrics are not going to get anybody to.
557
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560
I mean, we're pretty.
558
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,600
Hey, we're pretty fucking solid on our metrics.
559
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600
We're a show that's been around for as long as we are.
560
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,320
Oh, yeah. That's the one thing I know is that, you know,
561
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,840
we have pretty solid downloads.
562
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,760
All right. Yeah.
563
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,640
We're not in the crazy, like, you know,
564
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,680
thousand downloads per episode category, but our downloads are steady.
565
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,080
And they're like it's we're in the 500 download range pretty much every episode
566
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,360
we release, so it's steady. Nice.
567
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,800
You know, and it's our downloads are pretty good.
568
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Our engagement's good.
569
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720
You know, people like to show.
570
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Yeah, we don't get too many bad reviews.
571
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,440
Yeah. In fact, I don't remember getting a bad review.
572
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,840
I mean, in the beginning, we got a few.
573
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,960
I believe it because of our sound.
574
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,080
Oh, yeah. No, our sound was well, that was back when we that was back when we were
575
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,040
trying to do it for free.
576
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040
Yeah. Yeah.
577
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,200
Yeah. So if you're one of those people that are if you're doing a podcast,
578
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,560
like actually doing an audio podcast, like an old school podcast,
579
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,800
make sure you get a couple good microphones, get some of the record on.
580
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,000
Don't use your phone.
581
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200
That's the mistake we made.
582
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,320
Do they do non audio podcasts now?
583
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,000
They do YouTube.
584
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,960
To me, to me, it's just.
585
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,400
You mean videos? Yeah, video.
586
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,800
Yeah, yeah. No, people people do videos too. Yeah.
587
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Yeah. Yeah.
588
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,960
But that's like the big that's the big thing they're trying to get people
589
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,600
more people to do is video and I'm maybe it's just a rubble in me, but I'm just
590
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000
like our show has been audio from the beginning.
591
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,440
Our show, this version of the show.
592
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,760
Yeah, the audio version of the show has been audio from the beginning.
593
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,320
Yes.
594
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,760
We did a short video show for years before we did this.
595
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,480
And we did.
596
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,760
We did Sean and I before that.
597
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,200
Yeah. But I mean, it's it's one of those things where it's like,
598
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,560
I think you could tell a pretty good story for audio.
599
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,960
Like even though we're a podcast about nothing and I we're just getting into
600
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,520
this now, I don't know why we're going here, but we're going here.
601
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520
This is what happens.
602
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,120
Sometimes I think for our podcast about nothing, we tell a pretty good story
603
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,680
about nothing. Absolutely.
604
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800
We have a pretty good conversation every time we record.
605
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,960
Yeah. And listen, I'm not what, you know, we say we have a podcast about nothing
606
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,840
that makes you think of something and it doesn't mean that we don't talk about
607
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,440
worthwhile stuff. Yeah.
608
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,600
Because there, you know, there's there's an idea that, you know,
609
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,800
in a way, everything is important and because of that, nothing is important.
610
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440
So we're going to be talking about something that's important.
611
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,600
So we talk about nothing.
612
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800
Yes. And every once in a while, you'll listen to an episode of ours
613
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800
and you'll be like, huh, I learned something from that.
614
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,440
Yeah. And we maybe you learned from this episode that you should not have
615
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,400
freakout parties. You should not have freakout parties.
616
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,760
And if you do have, if you do stuff like that, make sure it's consensual.
617
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,320
Uh huh. Make sure it's consensual.
618
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,240
Yeah. No, you can you can absolutely host orgies.
619
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:40,240
Just stay within the the rules of both the law and basic decency.
620
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,520
Yes. Yeah.
621
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,520
And don't try to blackmail people afterwards.
622
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,320
I think that that's staying within the rules of the law and basic decency.
623
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,120
I was just having an image in my head in my in my head, like not even like you
624
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,280
have your one of your you have an orgy at your house, right?
625
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,760
Yeah. Suburban fucking orgy, right?
626
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,360
Mm hmm. You have your neighbors over.
627
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,960
You don't tell them you're you pull a ditty.
628
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,920
You don't tell them you're fucking recording.
629
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,480
And three days later, you just go to your neighbors.
630
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640
He's like out blowing the water.
631
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,560
Or just start knocking on doors. Just go out there and be like, Hey, by the way,
632
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,400
there's a new HOA.
633
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,680
There's a new HOA election coming up.
634
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,440
Yeah, I'm going to need your vote.
635
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,400
I'm going to need your vote.
636
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,880
Otherwise, this video of you getting not getting down.
637
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,840
Yeah, here I'm texting you a little clip of something.
638
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,920
It's going to go it's going to go it's going to go live on Tiktok or whatever.
639
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,280
Yeah, I'm just going to post it.
640
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,400
But, you know, if you want to if you want to, you know, not do that,
641
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,760
but just vote for me for the HOA.
642
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,360
Yeah, Max for HOA.
643
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,960
Max for HOA.
644
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,440
HOA President Max.
645
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,440
HOA President.
646
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,040
And you know what?
647
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,200
I'll make I'll let you even paint your house whatever fucking color you want.
648
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,320
As long as it's within the new rules that I set in the HOA.
649
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560
And we'll have more fucking orgies at my house.
650
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,160
Maybe. Maybe.
651
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,080
I mean, if you dare show up.
652
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,040
If you dare show up.
653
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,360
And again, what have you got to lose?
654
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,200
I've already got this spicy vid.
655
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200
Yeah. Yeah.
656
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Yeah, how would your wife feel about that? Yeah.
657
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,080
Well, I mean, I guess your wife was there too.
658
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,240
But still, yeah, she didn't know you were upstairs in that other room.
659
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400
Yeah. So.
660
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,840
But yeah, could you imagine if you're just like a regular HOA dude and you.
661
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,680
That'd be a hell of a way to take control of the HOA.
662
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,280
Right.
663
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,240
Fucking just invite the whole neighborhood over.
664
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,560
I do it for a fucking orgy.
665
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,480
And fucking Zome without them knowing about it, then fucking Blackville
666
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920
and get yourself a racketeering job.
667
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280
That's how you do it in suburbia.
668
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,880
That's how you do it in suburbia.
669
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,880
Yeah.
670
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160
That's how you get an HOA racket.
671
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,760
That's how you get a racketeering charge in suburbia.
672
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,320
Yeah.
673
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,840
Fucking bribe your way onto the HOA presidency.
674
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,400
HOA presidency, man.
675
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,720
What the fuck does an HOA even do?
676
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,840
They associate the homeowners.
677
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,320
Yeah. But do they do like can they tell you like what you can and cannot have in your house?
678
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,840
Because there's not not not not there's this lady on TikTok
679
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,920
that keeps putting up HOA videos of this guy coming up.
680
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,960
And I think it's a fucking and I'm starting to figure out that it's a fucking she it's made up.
681
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,440
It has to be made up because there's fucking they just I just watched the video
682
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,000
where he was just like the HOA guy was like, hey, look, we just passed this
683
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,720
into bylaws and you weren't at the meeting.
684
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,920
So it's fuck you.
685
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,360
But we now have pet charges say $50 for every pet that you have.
686
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,200
$50 for every pet you have in your house.
687
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,120
That's a fish, whatever.
688
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,960
You need to register with the HOA.
689
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,880
Because the HOA.
690
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,840
Yeah, HOA needs money.
691
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,040
And I'm starting to think that but it's in Utah, too.
692
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:41,040
So look, look, there there are sometimes when a neighborhood is built
693
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:47,160
and an HOA is set up, there are different rules of what that HOA can and cannot do
694
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,040
and how it operates.
695
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,960
But you guys don't have an HOA. Do you?
696
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,920
Oh, God, no, no, we would not have moved here if there was an HOA.
697
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,080
Yeah. Yeah.
698
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,400
I don't I don't need somebody telling me what I can and cannot do on my own property.
699
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,120
Right. See, that doesn't make sense to me.
700
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,440
It's like, how could they tell you?
701
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,040
Oh, you can't have fucking that kind of light bulb.
702
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,320
On your porch light, because it's too bright.
703
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,920
Yeah, but they can.
704
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,440
Yeah, that's stupid to me, though.
705
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960
Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what you signed up for.
706
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,840
Right. So I see.
707
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,160
I think these videos, I think the videos are fake now.
708
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,920
Have you seen them?
709
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,000
No.
710
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800
The guy always going to the front door with the doorbell cam on
711
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760
and the lady's always like, what do you want now?
712
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:35,040
And he's always like, look, you cannot have fucking black cards in this neighborhood.
713
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,920
The HOA voted on it.
714
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,120
You can't have black cards and stuff like that.
715
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,800
You know what I mean?
716
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,240
Yeah, that that also it's possible that this is true.
717
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,800
But this guy is some some dude who somehow talked his way.
718
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,920
Maybe he used blackmail.
719
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,760
He had like a freak party recorded everybody.
720
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120
Somehow he became president of the HOA.
721
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Yeah.
722
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,680
And now he thinks he's like the boss of the neighborhood.
723
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,600
Yeah. Which I really doubt is the case.
724
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,800
Right. It's it's also in Utah, too.
725
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,120
So that's the other reason.
726
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,160
Yeah, I think it might be true.
727
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,920
Utah's weird, man.
728
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,000
Utah's a weird place.
729
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,040
It is.
730
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,440
But they could have freak up parties for their HOA.
731
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,880
They absolutely in Utah.
732
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Yeah. Oh my God.
733
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,640
Do you know, do you have any idea how I'm not going to get into?
734
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,480
Oh, I know, dude.
735
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,040
I'm not going to get into that.
736
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,080
I know, I'm just.
737
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,160
I have an actual experience of hooking up with the Mormon girl
738
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,000
when I was like 19 years old in Utah.
739
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,240
And running out of it and jumping out of a second story bathroom window
740
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,520
in the middle of winter because her dad pulled up.
741
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,120
Oh, God damn. Yeah. Yeah.
742
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,080
Don't want to get caught there.
743
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,040
Yeah.
744
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,320
Mormon girls. Freaky.
745
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,120
Yeah, Mormon girls.
746
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,520
So they could have freak out parties.
747
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,000
They absolutely could have freak out.
748
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,480
And like they have.
749
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760
No, I'm just not going to go where I was going to go.
750
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,760
So I could see this guy working his magic to get into the HOA presidency,
751
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,760
just like we talked about. Yeah.
752
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,480
And maybe that's how he's getting because some of it's weird, dude,
753
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,000
because there was this one video I watched the other day
754
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,880
and I'm so invested in this point that I'm just like,
755
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,880
now I got to figure out if it's fake or not.
756
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,000
OK.
757
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,560
She she got delivery and the like the Amazon driver just left.
758
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,440
The guy comes two seconds later.
759
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,840
And he's like, hey, this package was just dropped off.
760
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,040
We can't have packages on the on your porch for more than five minutes.
761
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
Or are you getting fined?
762
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,160
The HOA voted on it.
763
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,800
I think that's crazy.
764
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,480
Yeah. Yeah.
765
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,640
I would I do that.
766
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,400
I can never I would never live in a neighborhood with an H&O.
767
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,440
A some HOA's are chill, but just generally.
768
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,960
And I think some people really like living in a neighborhood with an H&O.
769
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,720
A right.
770
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Because there are people who have like very particular expectations
771
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,120
of the things around them. Yes.
772
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,400
So an HOA suits them quite nicely.
773
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:57,720
Right.
774
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,120
Because every house has to have a lawn that's kept green
775
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,640
and can only be painted certain colors or whatever.
776
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800
Right. That makes their brain feel better.
777
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,080
Yeah. I guess so.
778
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,680
I would I would imagine so.
779
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600
I think we're going to wrap this episode up.
780
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,240
Yeah, why not?
781
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,000
Well, let's let's get something bright in here.
782
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,440
Well, yeah. Something.
783
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,840
Sherry. What do you got?
784
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Something bright, something cheery.
785
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,680
Well, you want you want me to have?
786
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,840
Yeah, I guess I brought it up.
787
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,720
I guess I don't have any bright and cheery.
788
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,280
Yeah, no, we've been we've been kind of a bummer this week.
789
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,720
You think kind of a bummer this episode?
790
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,520
All right. All right.
791
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,600
Here's one. Summer's coming to an end, but Halloween.
792
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,680
But Halloween's coming up.
793
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,200
Also, you know, that reminds me, I got a I got a story that's going to brighten it up.
794
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,040
All right. Do it.
795
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,680
I'm going to talk about a work thing.
796
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,280
All right. With a client of mine.
797
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,080
OK. He's just a fucking funny dude.
798
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,760
All right. Just just just keeping in mind,
799
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,040
last time you brought up a client of yours, we had to cut that episode entirely.
800
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000
We also did one about the guy that Uncle Kevin and the onesie, and that was fine.
801
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,480
All right. All right.
802
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,920
This is fine. This is fine.
803
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,560
OK. He's a big dude, right?
804
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,400
All right. He's like he's like my height and he's big.
805
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,640
He's like he's like three.
806
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,760
He's almost two hundred and like 95 pounds.
807
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,920
That's a big guy.
808
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,840
So we go walking to help him lose weight.
809
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,080
We go walking.
810
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080
We go walking at Spring Lake. All right.
811
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,800
He loves when we're out there.
812
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,880
He loves trying to find.
813
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,160
He loves walking up to the Rangers and asking him what time the garbage truck comes.
814
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,240
Oh, he likes the garbage truck.
815
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,960
Yeah. He has a thing with garbage truck and the mail truck.
816
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Hey, when I first off, I drive a mail truck and they're fun.
817
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,560
But secondly, when I was a kid, I loved the garbage truck.
818
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,760
Right. We were at the other.
819
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,160
We were out a couple of Fridays ago last Friday.
820
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,040
We were out.
821
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,880
And the other thing he does is he'll walk up to people and he'll do this
822
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440
just right out the bat.
823
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360
And I'm not going to imitate him
824
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,160
because I don't know if that people are going to find that rude or not.
825
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,760
But here's what he says.
826
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,960
He you'll be walking by him and he'll be like, what's your name?
827
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,320
Mm hmm.
828
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,600
What's your dog's name?
829
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Mm hmm.
830
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,040
Where's your wife?
831
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Mm hmm.
832
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,720
And sometimes in the last time, this last time we did that,
833
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,320
I'm like, I'm usually 90 percent of the time everybody's fine.
834
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320
They play along with them.
835
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,040
Yeah. This last time, one time this last time,
836
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040
I had to go use the restroom and I come out of the restroom and he's talking to this guy.
837
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,840
And he's like, he's on the where's your wife?
838
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,840
He's like, where's your wife?
839
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,120
And he's like, I'm gay. He's like, where's your husband?
840
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440
I mean, he's like, I don't have a husband.
841
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,720
He's like, why?
842
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,000
And I'm like, oh, dude, you just.
843
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,040
I'm like, Dave, sorry, his name's not Dave.
844
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,840
I was like, dude, you can't ask people where their wife or their husband is.
845
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,560
That's a little too.
846
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,240
It's a little too personal.
847
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,080
Like, it's OK to walk up to somebody like, what's your name?
848
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,680
But like, here's that he doesn't like this.
849
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,120
He'll be like, what's your name?
850
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,640
They'll tell him his name and then he won't say anything about him.
851
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,680
Like, he won't say my name, my name's so and so. Right?
852
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680
Right.
853
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,040
He'll just start asking a question.
854
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,920
He'll go into the where's your wife?
855
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,680
Where's your dog? Yes. Right.
856
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,560
And then they'll be like, what's your name?
857
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480
And they'll tell him his name.
858
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,520
And sometimes if you let him sit there, if you let it like this one guy,
859
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,440
he was just like, he just let him he just let him keep going.
860
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,800
He's like, where's your where's your husband?
861
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,800
He's like, I don't have a husband.
862
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,720
He's like, why? And he's like, I don't know.
863
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,880
I'm just I don't I'm not dating anybody right now. Why? Yeah.
864
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,240
Yeah. I'm like, we got to go, man.
865
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,800
He's like, he's like, why does man have husband and no wife?
866
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440
I'm like, did he tell you why?
867
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,880
And he's like, makes no sense.
868
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,960
OK. He's like, makes no sense to me.
869
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880
I'm like, it's all right, Dave. It's all right, so and so.
870
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,920
I'm trying not to say his name.
871
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,640
All right.
872
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,480
But it's funny to me when people react to him.
873
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,960
And this guy was just he was because he had this dog
874
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,000
and he kept asking about the dog and he was like,
875
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,320
do you want to pet him?
876
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,440
He's like, no.
877
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,600
And the dog got closer.
878
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,600
He's like, dogs getting too close.
879
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,520
He's like, no, pet the dog. He's like, no.
880
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,480
It's funny sometimes.
881
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,720
I guess you just have to be there.
882
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,080
But I'm trying to brighten it up, man.
883
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,880
It's a funny, innocent story.
884
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,440
It's not see it's not dark.
885
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480
Yeah. Yeah. OK.
886
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,520
There's nothing wrong with that. OK.
887
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,200
Guy asked questions.
888
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,280
Sometimes people don't always like. All right.
889
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280
I don't know, man, I'm trying to do something.
890
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,760
Well, it's very, very good.
891
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,480
I appreciate the effort. I applaud.
892
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,560
But yeah, man.
893
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,960
And so if you're out and about on your mail on your mail
894
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,400
tracking and you're you're in the neighborhood,
895
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,520
you might see a guy who's definitely not named Dave.
896
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520
Yeah.
897
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,560
How about his name is Junior?
898
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,440
We'll call him Junior.
899
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,360
All right, Junior.
900
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,960
We need to make up a name for him.
901
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,840
I feel like it's a little late at this point.
902
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,360
But I said his name's not Dave.
903
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360
OK, cool.
904
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,800
His name is Junior.
905
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840
His name is Junior. All right.
906
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,760
That's his real name.
907
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,400
Real name is Junior. OK.
908
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,960
The guy named Junior comes up to you
909
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,960
and starts asking you a bunch of questions.
910
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,240
I'll be like, hey, do you know a guy named Shane?
911
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240
Yeah.
912
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,600
My roommate convinced him.
913
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,160
Yeah. My roommate convinced him
914
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,440
that he has eight sisters and eight brothers.
915
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,720
Uh-huh.
916
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,600
And every time I work with him, every time I work with him,
917
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,680
every time he asks me how my roommates,
918
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,080
eight brothers and sisters are.
919
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,720
So I make up names and they make up little stories.
920
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,880
Hell, yeah.
921
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,640
And then it will ask me again.
922
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,880
One of the brothers is a is a is a is a is a.
923
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,760
That's a rodeo.
924
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,360
Oh, what are they called?
925
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,360
A rodeo or.
926
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,920
Yeah. He's how they're called.
927
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,880
Like when they ride the bull, a bull rider.
928
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,360
A bull rider. Yeah.
929
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,760
And he's like the most famous.
930
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,920
I made up this whole story about how he's like
931
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,960
the most famous bull rider in Oklahoma.
932
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,840
Oh, that's a big bull riding state.
933
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,120
It's the best thing I could come up with off the top.
934
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,440
Oh, that's good. I like that.
935
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
All right. And.
936
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,640
And he asked me about that, brother.
937
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,760
I made up a name.
938
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,520
His name is Pete.
939
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520
The bull rider.
940
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,520
Pete, the bull rider.
941
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,920
Bull riding Pete.
942
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,800
And he'll ask me.
943
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,400
He's like, how's Pete?
944
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,320
And I'm like, you know, Pete's doing pretty good.
945
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,520
He got thrown off the bull, though.
946
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,720
The other the other week, he's got injured.
947
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,200
He didn't make it the six seconds.
948
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200
Yeah.
949
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,520
He got injured pretty bad, but he's going to be OK.
950
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,360
He's going to, you know, he's going to bounce back.
951
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,600
Bullhorn went right through his thigh, but it'll be better.
952
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,480
I've made up stories about all these people, right?
953
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah. Just he'll ask me about them.
954
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,680
And I'll just keep making stuff.
955
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,080
Just keep making stuff up.
956
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,360
That's the way to do it, man.
957
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,120
Also, that keeps the mind limber.
958
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120
Yeah.
959
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,760
The oldest is the second oldest brother.
960
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,520
His I named him Don.
961
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,160
Don. That's a good one.
962
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,400
And Don is a stockbroker in New York.
963
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Mm hmm.
964
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,840
And Don has like four kids and one of his kids just got a scholarship to Princeton.
965
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,520
Well, God damn. Yeah.
966
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,880
Yeah. So how does he feel about his kid moving to New Jersey?
967
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Don. Yeah.
968
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,120
He isn't too tired of it.
969
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,520
I mean, they're New Yorkers, dude.
970
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,320
Yeah, I mean, New Yorkers.
971
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,000
New Yorkers, from what I understand, do not like New Jersey.
972
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,200
Yeah, Princeton's cool.
973
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,320
But it is in New Jersey.
974
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,360
I just watched this whole thing about when the Giants actually the New York
975
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,320
football Giants when they actually moved from New York to New Jersey,
976
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,480
how fucking people were mad and upset how New Yorkers were like,
977
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,800
I'm never going to a Giants game in New Jersey.
978
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,040
And then they did.
979
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,720
Some of them didn't.
980
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,120
OK, and some of them did.
981
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,000
And some did.
982
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,760
And then some people from New Jersey who never went to a Giants game
983
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,000
in New York started going to Giants. Yes.
984
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,520
And the Giants gave not one shit except for having cheaper rent.
985
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,480
Yeah. All right.
986
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,400
They had a stadium built for them.
987
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,480
Of course, they did on the taxpayers' dime.
988
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,080
I'm sure it always fascinates me how these teams are just like, oh,
989
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,800
we need to do a stadium and then all of a sudden you're all the taxpayers
990
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,520
are paying for the. It's like, how did I put what tax in my pain for a stadium?
991
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,520
Right. And a lot of times here's what happens is they won't.
992
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,400
They won't put a new tax on you to pay for the stadium.
993
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,600
They'll just cut a service that's important.
994
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,720
So it'll be like, OK, no more, no more.
995
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,080
No more that after school program.
996
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,280
No more after school program because, guys, the Giants are coming to town.
997
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,960
Do our kids really need an after school program if the Giants are coming to town?
998
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,160
Do we really need a debate team?
999
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,280
Yeah, we don't fucking need a debate team.
1000
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,960
We need the Giants. Yeah.
1001
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Guys, we don't. We have all these police officers and a medium amount of crime.
1002
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,360
The Giants are coming to town.
1003
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,200
I mean, if anything, that probably means we'll need more police, but.
1004
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,040
But the Giants are in the old school mob.
1005
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,400
We really want the Giants here, too.
1006
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,960
So yeah, that's the other thing I pick New Jersey is famous for is the mob.
1007
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,120
The mob, yeah. Fucking Tony Soprano.
1008
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,200
Yeah, yeah. And Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi.
1009
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,040
Yeah. And Billy Joel and Mike chemical romance.
1010
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,600
There's some New Jersey. Hey, there you go.
1011
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:44,160
And there's there's there's more to Man, New Jersey really has put out some national treasures
1012
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,800
because it's such a horrible play.
1013
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,160
But yeah, it's like it has this reputation somehow of being the armpit of America
1014
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,400
when really Baltimore is the armpit.
1015
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,480
Really? Is it? I've been to Baltimore, dude.
1016
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,720
I don't think I've been bad.
1017
00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,080
I honestly, I don't know.
1018
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,600
I just heard somebody say that one, so I thought I'd throw it out.
1019
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120
It didn't seem that bad to me.
1020
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,920
I mean, I was I went to Baltimore.
1021
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,400
My mom lives at my mom recently.
1022
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,880
I would wager that Baltimore is a pretty nice city, actually.
1023
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,480
It didn't look that bad to me, but I was in a nice part of Baltimore,
1024
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,320
from what I understand.
1025
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,040
I think if I was told if I walked four blocks, five blocks to the left,
1026
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,400
yeah, like it wouldn't be so every city has a nice part and crappy part
1027
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
and multiple of either.
1028
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,600
But I would I would think Baltimore is pretty nice.
1029
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,840
If for no other reason than it's right next to DC and DC.
1030
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,360
I mean, I don't know what if you live in Baltimore, tell me is it nice?
1031
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,720
Yeah. Hey, some of our Baltimoreians.
1032
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,880
Oh, their baseball team's name is the Orioles, so we'll call them Baltimore
1033
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,600
Orioles, but their football teams, the Ravens. No, their football teams, the
1034
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,480
the Baltimore Ravens. No, that's Atlanta.
1035
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,280
No, I trust me, dude.
1036
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160
I know football is Baltimore Ravens.
1037
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,800
The Ravens moved from Atlanta. No, they always been in Baltimore.
1038
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520
Yes. Who's in Atlanta? Atlanta Falcons.
1039
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,080
I knew it was a bird.
1040
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,640
I knew it was a bird.
1041
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,000
Anyway, if you're in Baltimore, tell me if it sucks or not.
1042
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,720
Then what are the nationals?
1043
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,920
Is that a the nationals or Washington?
1044
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,120
They're Washington. Yeah, but I don't think they're.
1045
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,600
But I think they play in Cleveland's one that had to change their name
1046
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,120
because everybody got offended that they were the Cleveland Indians.
1047
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,920
Yeah. So they change it to the Cleveland galaxies.
1048
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,320
Really? Yeah. Fuck, man.
1049
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,400
The one that gets me still to this day is is the Reds.
1050
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Washington Redskins for years were the Washington Redskins,
1051
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,440
which which is honestly probably the racistest of all the.
1052
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,880
See, I know Indian guys that didn't mind.
1053
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,080
I know people that are that are full blooded in Indian.
1054
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,960
They're like, no, they're the Washington Redskins.
1055
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,440
Yeah, no, I get that.
1056
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,720
Like the people that they're actually the people that get pissed off
1057
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,960
are our liberal white folks. Yes. Yeah.
1058
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360
I understand that.
1059
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,120
And they change their name to the Washington Commanders.
1060
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,400
The Commanders. Yes. Well, that's kind of cool.
1061
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,440
Yes. But they'll always be the Redskins.
1062
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,600
To me, at least always be the Redskins.
1063
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,360
Is Atlanta still the Braves? Yes.
1064
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,760
Cool. I'm glad they got off that.
1065
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,200
Because Braves is pretty cool.
1066
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,080
Yeah. Like people like, oh, no, it's racist.
1067
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,240
And I'm like, I think because it was an Indian guy
1068
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,480
and they didn't like the mascot and something.
1069
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,880
I think they changed the mascot.
1070
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,680
All right.
1071
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,680
Because Braves are even if that is like a like
1072
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,200
an a name for an Indian warrior.
1073
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,320
I mean, it's like a warrior.
1074
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,680
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah.
1075
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,960
The Braves, man.
1076
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,120
Yeah, it's not a derogatory name for a warrior.
1077
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,680
It's a brave. Literally.
1078
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,800
It's in the name, right? Yeah.
1079
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,720
So I think that's going to do it, man.
1080
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,960
I think we we turned it around.
1081
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,280
Absolutely.
1082
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,400
And we're going to end this episode.
1083
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,800
Yeah, I want to say one last thing.
1084
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,360
What's that?
1085
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,880
October is coming up.
1086
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,240
Nicest month of the year,
1087
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,080
weather wise in this part of the world,
1088
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,600
the part of the world in which we live.
1089
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,000
Yes. And I'm looking forward to it.
1090
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,680
Yes. I don't really enjoy this heat right now, but.
1091
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,200
You know, the heat's been a bit oppressive lately.
1092
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,280
Just this week, it's been like fucking balls hot outside.
1093
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,200
Yeah. And it's supposed to drop to like
1094
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,720
it's supposed to drop tomorrow considerably.
1095
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,920
All good. Anyway, that's our episode.
1096
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,280
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1097
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,760
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1098
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,680
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1099
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,000
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1100
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1101
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,480
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1102
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,600
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1103
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1104
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,160
You get it before anybody else.
1105
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,480
Also, if you're on the website,
1106
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,040
if you're on the website,
1107
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,200
if you want to make a donation,
1108
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,400
a little donation, things going to pop up, feel free.
1109
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,320
Yeah, little three dollar donation doesn't have to be every time.
1110
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,320
Just once in a while.
1111
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:44,160
If you feel so inclined, we would love you long time.
1112
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,080
You could even leave us a little note.
1113
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,840
If you want to make a little three dollar donation
1114
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,800
and I have a say something on the next episode, leave us a little note.
1115
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,680
Yeah. And within reason.
1116
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,800
And I've said this before, within reason, I will say anything for money.
1117
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,320
And if it's enough money, I don't even need reason.
1118
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,480
Yeah. I'm with you.
1119
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,480
Yeah. I'm with you.
1120
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,800
Yeah, we'll make some shut up about a friend of yours.
1121
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,680
Yeah, you know, oh, Peach to Willaker.
1122
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,480
I know that guy to be to Willaker.
1123
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,240
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
1124
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,120
If you listen all the way through, thank you.
1125
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,960
And until next time, don't be a dick.
1126
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:44,960
Don't be a dick.














