When Buildings Become Targets And Socks Are Optional

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Hey, welcome back to The Shady Night Show. My

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name is Shane. My name is Max. Shoes go on your

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feet. And your dog has no chill. That's a fact.

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Hey, we're back. Yeah, we're back. It's been

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a minute. It has. This is the podcast about nothing

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that makes you think of something. We generally,

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just so we can get this out of the way, most

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every February since we've been doing this podcast,

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we've generally taken off. Yeah. For like a while.

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Yeah. So, I don't think, you know, our whole

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thousands of 20 people listening to our show...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...miss this, too. I mean,

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I put out a little thing of, like, our underrated

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episodes. They have these AI tools that you could

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use to make it sound like it's actually people.

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Oh, there you go. So, talking about your show,

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but it's really AI. Yeah. All right. That's fine.

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So, we have enough episodes where I could go

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back and be like, oh, this show's pretty underrated.

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Look at... You know so many downloads. All right,

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so that's what I did. So we had two episodes

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out in February All right, this is our first

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one from March and there we go There's the chill

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chill list dog chill list dog lucky I can edit

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her out. Oh, that is good. Yeah Go take care

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You know, this is a long -winded thing. I'm waiting

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for Max to come back. He's taking his dog out.

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I'm waiting for Max to come back from taking

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his dog out so we don't have any barking during

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our recording. So it's a process. And I'm just

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sitting here chatting. So there are some things

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that we're going to talk about today that I think

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are pretty cool. You know, it's the podcast about

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nothing. And I think it's going to be cool. And

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I'm going to get into it now because Max just

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sat back down. Hey everybody. I'm back. You're

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welcome. So no more barking dog today. Kind of.

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This evening. She's just barking somewhere else.

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Yeah. But I, you know, I could edit her out.

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It's, it's, it's not that big of a deal. I got

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skills these days. You do, but it is very distracting.

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So yeah, I was going to get into the first thing

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I wanted to talk about. I mean, we can talk about

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your trip. Did you have any hallucinogens? Nope.

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No hallucinogens? No hallucinogens. You didn't

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have any spiritual experiences? Nope. I had,

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after I got back, I had a migraine and after

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the pain faded, it was like being a little bit

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high. Oh yeah, I've had migraines like that before.

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Yeah. That was the closest thing I had to a hallucinogen.

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I've had them, I've had them so bad before where

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it's like, as soon as the pain goes away, like

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you take enough or whatever you got to take to

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get the pain to go away. Yeah. And there's that

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ah moment. Or you're just like, oh geez, no more

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pounding in my head. Yeah. Yeah. I know that.

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I know the feeling. It's kind of, it's kind of,

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it's actually kind of nice. Kind of, except like

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I was hoping to do stuff that day. Right. But

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colors were a bit too vivid and shapes were overly

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shapey. Yeah. So, so I didn't get much done.

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Yeah. That's what happens sometimes. Migrates

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suck. Yeah. They're the worst. I don't get them

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too often. Me neither. But when I do, it's a

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bummer. Yeah, it's a bummer. You're just like,

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fuck, man, my old day's ruined. Yeah. What else

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can you do? So nothing exciting happened in Arizona?

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No, man, I walked around the, well, you know,

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on the way down, the wheel popped off my trailer.

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Right. Yeah. And it turned out that the axle

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was bent. Which is why the wheel popped off.

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Right? Outside of what, Bakersfield? Outside

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of Bakersfield. Damn, that's the worst place

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to get stuck, dude. Well, I mean, there are worse

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places. At least Bakersfield has amenities, right?

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Yeah, but it smells. At least the last time I

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was there, it smelt. Alright, yeah. Anyway, I

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basically left it behind at the trailer repair

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place. Okay. Went on my way. Did you have to

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fly it, or did you drive your... Oh, you still

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had your truck. I still had my truck, so I drove.

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Yeah, that makes sense. By the time I'm at Bakersfield,

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I'm halfway to Arizona already. Right. That's

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what Bakersfield is, halfway to Arizona. That

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is correct. Bakersfield, halfway to Arizona.

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That's the claim to fame for Bakersfield. That's

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cool. You walk around the rock, collect rocks

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and shit? I did. I got a big old bucket full

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of fire agate. Nice. I don't know what that is,

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but... It's actually not agate at all. It's chalcedony,

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but it has these little copper inclusions that

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give it neat colors. Nice. Yeah. Nice. I was

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thinking about something. Since we're, you know,

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while you were gone, we had a few rainstorms

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or whatever. You got cold or whatever for February,

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you know what I mean? Yeah. And dude, I swear

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to God, for like three weeks in a row, I'm not

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exaggerating it. I think it was like every time

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we had a storm. For the last three weeks in February,

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whatever. Yeah. Somebody fucking ran into a building.

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Yeah, people do that in a storm. Dude, not even

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when it was like raining heavy. Like if it's

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raining heavy, I get it. Like you're saying they

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drove into a building. I'm saying they drove

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into a damn building. They drove an automobile

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into a building. Like one person drove, there

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was one where the guy drove into a round table.

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A round table. Pizza. Alright, yeah. Like through

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the side of the round, that means you had to

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turn to go in. to where he hid it, right? So

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it's like, there's a little driveway, the round

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table's like in the parking lot, like you turn

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into the driveway, the round table's right there

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on the right. He had to turn and go over a medium

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to go run into the building. All right. It just...

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Took some skill, is what you're saying. Well,

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I don't know if it's skill, but I don't know

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how you do that in California. Like, it's not

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ice on the road. You're right, it's not ice on

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the road. But physics are the same. So, say you're

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going really fast in a very heavy thing. Right.

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You won't always stop right when you want to.

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But, like, each one of these cases was not, like,

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pouring down. I could get it if it's pouring

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down, right, and you have shitty wipers and you're

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too lazy to fix your wipers or whatever. Uh -huh.

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Right? I've been that guy. Yeah. Right? I'll

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survive the winter with these horrible wipers.

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And then halfway through the winter, you're like,

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I got to replace my fucking wipers. That's a

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very cheap safety issue to resolve. Yeah. So

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I get it. If like you're, you're lazy and you

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don't want to replace your wipers, right? Maybe

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you can't see whatever. That's really a bad excuse

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for running into a round table pizza. Dude, I

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know, but I'm just trying to figure out why.

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Like, and there's other things that I get too,

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right? No, I will say this. Cause you keep asking

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why, why did they do it? I'm pretty sure, and

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I can't guarantee, but I'm pretty sure they didn't

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do it on purpose. I'm pretty sure on all of them

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they didn't do it on purpose. I'm just trying

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to figure out how it was an accident, because

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each time I figured, okay, maybe they were on

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something, right? Yeah. And the way accidents

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work is you mean to do one thing and then accidentally

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something else happens. I looked at each one

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of them, because it was too close together, right?

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It was like in a row. three weeks in a row. All

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right. And I'm not exaggerating. And I looked

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at each one of them and like there's no alcohol

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involved. One guy had the excuse that he was

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86 years old. That I understand. Yeah. Like,

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I hope when I'm old and I'm like 86, which I'm

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getting close to. Yeah. You are. You're on that

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hump. I hope they just say you can't drive anymore.

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Yeah, well, there does come a point where in

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California, once you're past a certain age, you

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have to go in in person to renew, get your eyes

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checked, and make sure you're not... Yeah, I

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just hope they... I just wouldn't renew my license.

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I mean, there's a couple of perfectly competent

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86 -year -olds out there. I don't know. The guy

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that I'm thinking of ran into a house. So he

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wasn't one of the, he wasn't one of the good

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ones. No. And the house was at the end of a court.

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Okay. So like, you know, how court, you know,

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how you drive into a court, there's always that

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house like right in the middle. Like a cul -de

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-sac? Yeah, like a cul -de -sac. I used to call

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them courts when I grew up. Yeah. Okay. Like

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a cul -de -sac. There's always that house dead

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center, right? Yeah. In the cul -de -sac. Yeah.

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He ran right in, this is what I almost get. because

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he's 86, and he probably just was like, just

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kept driving straight. I imagine he didn't expect

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the road was gonna end. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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So that one, that one I could be like, eh. Yeah.

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Yeah, okay. But the guy that ran into the round

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table was like, 22 years old. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

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Like, dude, your 22, your reflexes are fucking

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spot on. They are. I want to tell you something,

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though. I want to tell you something. I have

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known in my life a whole lot of dumb fuck 22

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-year -olds who would text while they're changing

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the channel on the stereo, while they're going

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60 in a 35. Or watching videos while they're

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driving. Watching videos, just holding the wheel

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with their knees. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the pouring

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rain. Yeah, I see some stupid shit like that,

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too. I mean, I was a dumb 22 -year -old, but

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I didn't really drive when I was 22. So, all

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my dumb shit was just done walking around. Yeah,

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I didn't drive much when I was 22. All I did

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was just walk around and cause trouble. Yeah,

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well, there you go. So, yeah, and then the third

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one, the third one was just, was kind of like,

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was weird, too, because it was like, They ran

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into a bookstore. All right. Barnes and Noble.

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Downtown? Yeah. Really? See, that one's kind

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of hard to do. That one's hard to do. I know

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that intersection. Right. There's, I just, that

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baffles me. Yeah. That's, you're never going

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more than 25 miles an hour. Right. When you're

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going through that intersection. Yeah. And there's

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like big sidewalks. Exactly. And and nothing

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that'll make you just take a sudden turn into

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a bookstore, right? Wow, really? Yeah, so like

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it was like and Judith's just saying I've been

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thinking about it and think I'm like Like I said,

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I get the 86 year old the 22 year old I get I

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understand maybe he was doing too much shit while

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he was driving Yeah, but I don't know man They

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didn't they did the weird part about the one

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that ran into bars and ovals is like I didn't

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release any information on it after they said

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Oh car hit bars and noble. Okay But like, they

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didn't give an age on a person. It's a conspiracy.

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It's a conspiracy. It might have been one of

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those self -driving cars. Yeah, Elon's covering

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it up. Except that those things are generally

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safer than human -driven cars. Well, I mean,

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with people running into buildings, I can see

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why. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like, dude, we're

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getting into these crazy times in the world,

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and the last thing we need is for people to be

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running into buildings. Yeah, I think that's,

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like, kind of an ongoing thing. I feel like people

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have been doing that ever since... Man could

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crush grapes? Ever since man could crush grapes,

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man has been driving shit into buildings. Yeah.

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Back in the old days, it was those old carriages.

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Yeah. But even that would be impossible if you

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had horse in a carriage or whatever. It would

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be hard to run into a building with a horse.

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I would assume a horse would be like had the

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sensibility to stop. Probably the horse would

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be like, no, I'm not going to run through a wall.

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Right. Fuck you, buddy. Right. Yeah. So it's

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humans. Yeah, it's the humans. It's us humans

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being distracted while we're doing something.

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Just as it always is. As it always is. The one

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thing every time a human makes a mistake, they

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were distracted by something else. Usually, yeah.

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Yeah, usually when people make a mistake, there

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was a reason for it. You know what else I found

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out, too? Recently, I was watching a thing. You

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know, people in Australia don't wear socks. They

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don't wear socks? They don't wear socks. At all?

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At all. Unless you're out, I guess, in the Australian

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outback. That's one horrible Australian accent.

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That you were trying to do an Australian accent?

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Dude, I can't do accents to save my life. Apparently

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not. Because you did a regular American accent.

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You just sort of... I had some shit on the end

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there. Did you? Yeah. Oh, you said mate at the

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end? Was that it? Let me try it again. The Australian

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outback. See? You did zero accent on that. I

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tried. I tried. Anyway, I would assume if you're

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in the Australian Outback, you gotta wear socks

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because alligators and shit like that. Spiders,

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drop bears, all that shit. Other kind of weird

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animals that we out here don't know anything

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about. But like in the city of Melbourne or whatever,

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men don't wear socks. They don't wear socks.

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No, and they wear like weird sandals. And it's

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not even like they're wearing Birkenstocks, dude.

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I'm talking they're wearing like... Regular tennis

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shoes like it was the 80s in America again with

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no socks with no sock and you witnessed this

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yourself I saw in Australia recently. It's not

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in Australia. I've never been to Australia I

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saw a video of somebody in Australia who's like

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this is some weird shit I've been in Australia

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for like three days and no one's wearing socks.

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No, none of these dudes are wearing socks I knew

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a girl from New York once or maybe New Jersey.

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She was from New York or New Jersey. Right. Well,

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they're pretty close. They're right next to each

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other. Except here's the thing. Yeah. New Yorkers

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hate people from New Jersey. I just wanted to

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throw that in there. OK, cool. I don't think

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it's true, but all right. OK. But you'll never

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hear a New Jersey person in New York say they're

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from New Jersey. I don't know. I don't spend

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a lot of time in New York, so I couldn't tell

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you. But I can tell you this. This girl who was

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from New York or New Jersey, one of the two.

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Right. She like had this thing, like it was a

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fashion faux pas to show any sock. Right. So

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you had to wear like if you were wearing shorts

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and sneakers, you had to wear the kind of socks

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that that like just barely went to your ankle.

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Yeah, but she's wearing, she's still wearing

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socks. But she's still wearing socks. Yeah, I'm

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talking no socks. No socks. Like in the eighties

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when I was growing up, as a kid in the eighties,

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like there was a, there was a period, I can't

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remember like maybe 83, 84 or something like

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that. I was still young. Kind of. But there was

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a period and I want to, maybe it was when Miami

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Vice was big. I want to like maybe 80, 84, 85

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somewhere in there. Yeah. People were wearing

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pink shirts, white suit, loafers, no socks. And

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it was like a thing for like a hot minute. Yeah.

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Right? And that was a thing like years ago. I

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don't see people in America walking around with

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no socks and shoes on. I don't look at people's

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feet usually. Dude, you gotta pay attention to

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these things. Do I? I mean, it's an important

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topic to talk about. Is it? Yeah. Okay. I mean,

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if we're a podcast about nothing, this is...

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This is nothing, yeah. No, this counts, yeah.

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On the importance of nothing, this is definitely

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nothing. This is definitely nothing. And it's

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an important kind of nothing. It's an actual

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nothing. So yeah, no, I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah,

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you sold me on this one. So we got to get to

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the bottom of why people in Australia don't wear

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socks. Is it just the men? I think it's just

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the men. I mean, just from what this guy was

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saying in his video, it's just the men. I could

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be wrong. Hey, if you're out there and you listen

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to us and you're in Australia, drop us a little

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hello and let us know if you wear socks with

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your shoes. Yeah. I can tell you in Arizona,

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people wear socks. And it's hot in Arizona. It

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does get that way. Yeah. Dude, it's hot. I was

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watching. Yeah, dude. I was watching another

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thing about Arizona. The people were like, Arizona

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for a minute, like 2020 was like one of the biggest

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places people were like packing up from California

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and moving to. Oh yeah. Still. For like, yeah,

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but then they have to go through a summer in

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Arizona. And they're like, fuck that. I'm moving

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back. Yeah. Summer in Arizona is brutal. That's

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why I go in February. Right. February, I would

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assume like January, February, you're like the

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only like two pretty good months to go there.

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Dude, it's between 60 and 80, sunny, almost every

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day. It's great. That's how they get you. That's

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how Arizona gets you. You go there during the,

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you go there during January and February and

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you're like, man. This is like perfect weather.

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Yeah. No California bullshit. Yeah. Right. I

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get it. There's a lot of bullshit in California.

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There is. But you can't beat the weather. You

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can't beat the weather. Like we don't have to

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deal with fucking... And that depends on what

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part of California you're in. True. Like I was

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recently in Bakersfield. Sorry. I don't know

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why Bakersfield always cracks me up. Yeah. And

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the weather was nothing to write home about.

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Well, Bakersfield, that's why I said it smelled

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earlier, right? It's because if it gets hot in

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Bakersfield, they got all the cow fields in Bakersfield.

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I don't think there's a lot of cows in Bakersfield.

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They got cow fields. I don't think they have

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a lot. I think we've got more cow fields around

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here. I know what it is, but when it gets hot

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in Bakersfield, it smells. They got a lot of

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oil fields in Bakersfield. I don't know what

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it is, but I was there. I've been there like...

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two or three times for different things that

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I had to do. Yeah. And one time it was on a train.

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It was only there for like nine hours. And it

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was in the middle of summer. And there was no

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place to go. So you had to hang out at the train

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station. Uh -huh. And it was like 98 degrees

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by like 10 a .m. Mm -hmm. And it smelt. Every

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time I've gone to Bakersfield, it's been in the

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summertime. Mm -hmm. And it smelt. Okay. So it

00:18:51.660 --> 00:18:54.099
could be a summer smell. Yeah. I'll say one thing

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about Bakersfield that they have a lot of, and

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it is something that's known for having an aroma.

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Indian people. Wow. I got my haircut when I was

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in Bakersfield, and I walked into the place,

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and there was nobody there. Well, of course.

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Nobody's out in Bakersfield. The guy was, like,

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in the back room having his lunch or something.

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But I knew from the smell of the place what kind

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of guy was gonna walk out of the back. Oh, I

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see what you're talking about. You're not trying

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to be offensive about it or anything. No, it's

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just the seasonings that they use have a persistent

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aroma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand. I totally

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understand. Yeah. I thought you were going somewhere

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completely else with it. No, no, no. I'm just

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saying if you regularly bring curry into a place,

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it's going to smell a bit like curry. Yeah. Yeah.

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That makes sense. I've been around a few Indian

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people that you walk into their house and it

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smells like curry. Yeah. But they could probably

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say Americans' houses smell like garbage, so.

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Yeah. You don't know. Yeah. You don't know. Maybe

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to them, our houses smell like crap. Yeah, or

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our houses smell like terribly under -seasoned.

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Yes, or too much garlic. Or too much garlic.

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Those Americans, they like their garlic. Those

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white people like their garlic. To keep the vampires

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away. That's right. Because vampires are a thing

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again. Are they a thing again? They're a thing

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again. I don't know where I was reading. I had

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a lot of time to go, but I was reading something

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about how kids are... Kids are getting into vampires?

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Kids are getting into vampirism again. Vampirism?

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Vampirism. All right. But it can't be, like,

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there's, I mean, how far are you gonna take it?

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It's already been taken to the limit that you

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could possibly take it to. Yeah. Right? Remember

00:20:52.390 --> 00:20:54.789
20 years ago when there were, like, clubs where

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people would drink each other's blood and stuff?

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Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. That's what I

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mean. It's already been taken as far as you could

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go with it. Yeah. As far as, like, and you gotta

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realize you're not really a fucking vampire.

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Right. Right? Yes. Like... You're not a vampire.

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You can still see reflection in the mirror, right?

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Yeah, ideally, yeah. But even in those clubs

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20 years ago, but those people sold it because

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they believed it. You know what I mean? Yeah,

00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:24.819
they lived that vampire life. Yeah, where they

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slept all day. To me, it was just an excuse to

00:21:26.859 --> 00:21:30.669
be a junkie, but whatever. I mean, yeah. But

00:21:30.669 --> 00:21:33.130
it's like, at least it's junkie with character.

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Exactly. Like, you might be a junkie, but you

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get to wear a cape. You had some cool fangs.

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Yeah. That's how it always kills me, is they

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think, like, they always do the fang thing and

00:21:43.390 --> 00:21:45.990
always look so fake. Yeah. You can always tell

00:21:45.990 --> 00:21:48.650
those are fake fangs. Yeah. But anyway, I don't

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know where I was, where I was at in the world,

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but it was on some kind of news site that...

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that kids are really into the vampirism. Kids

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are back into vampires again? Kids are back into

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vampirism. You want to know something that's

00:22:01.710 --> 00:22:03.990
crazy? What? So you know those Twilight movies?

00:22:04.049 --> 00:22:07.809
Yes. Those are like classic movies that your

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parents used to watch to kids these days. I know.

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That's how old those movies are. That's crazy,

00:22:13.450 --> 00:22:17.430
dude. That's wild. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think

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I've sat through any of those movies. I have.

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I'm married to a woman who has watched them all.

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It's one of her comfort watches. Right. I'm trying

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to think. Like, have I ever sat through... I

00:22:31.509 --> 00:22:33.650
think I sat through the first 15 minutes of one

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of them. Yeah, you're not missing anything. And

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then I was just like, okay, that's pretty much

00:22:37.529 --> 00:22:39.170
the whole fucking premise of the whole... the

00:22:39.170 --> 00:22:41.430
rest of the movies. I'm done. You're not missing

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anything at all. One of those movies got shockingly

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gruesome for a little bit. Right. And I was like,

00:22:47.690 --> 00:22:51.039
oh, my God. They're showing this... Like, this

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is not fucking... Yeah, they weren't, like, R

00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:55.900
-rated movies, see? No, but one of them, I was

00:22:55.900 --> 00:22:58.180
like, oh my god, this isn't Sparkly Vampires.

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This is a goddamn horror show. Right. I always

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figure... I always figured, like, as soon as

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I watched the first 15 minutes of the first one

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or whatever it is, Breaking Whatever, or I can't

00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:12.900
even remember what the first one was. It was

00:23:12.900 --> 00:23:15.059
just called Twilight? Yeah. I was just like,

00:23:15.160 --> 00:23:17.750
okay, I'm done. Yeah. I don't need to watch this.

00:23:17.910 --> 00:23:19.589
That's fine. That was kind of how I was about

00:23:19.589 --> 00:23:21.170
that, too. You know what I mean? Like, if I want

00:23:21.170 --> 00:23:23.230
to watch that, I don't want to watch... I want

00:23:23.230 --> 00:23:25.730
to watch vampires actually fucking go out and

00:23:25.730 --> 00:23:28.109
kill... I don't need to see a vampire in high

00:23:28.109 --> 00:23:31.089
school. Yeah. Yeah, the really fucked up thing

00:23:31.089 --> 00:23:33.549
about that movie is he was like 150 years old.

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Right. And he fucking fell in love with a 16

00:23:35.789 --> 00:23:37.970
-year -old girl. That's fucked up, dude. Yeah.

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And they fucking got married and shit. Yeah,

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and then he turned her. Right? Doesn't he turn

00:23:42.829 --> 00:23:46.059
her? Yeah, spoiler alert, everybody, if you haven't

00:23:46.059 --> 00:23:49.059
seen these 15 -year -old movies. After what we

00:23:49.059 --> 00:23:51.759
do here, we give spoilers on 15 -year -old movies.

00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:54.539
Yeah, after she gets eaten alive by her own half

00:23:54.539 --> 00:23:58.259
-vampire baby, he turns her. Oh, yeah, I forgot

00:23:58.259 --> 00:24:00.839
that that happens. That was so fucking gruesome,

00:24:01.019 --> 00:24:04.500
man. I forgot. that that happens. There were

00:24:04.500 --> 00:24:07.380
supposed to be some big stars to come out of

00:24:07.380 --> 00:24:09.740
those movies. You're Robert Pattinson? Well,

00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:13.579
yeah. Kristen Stewart? Yeah. She's kind of cool

00:24:13.579 --> 00:24:15.420
because she went and did all of it. She's like,

00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:17.039
I don't want to do these Hollywood mainstream

00:24:17.039 --> 00:24:20.440
movies. I want to do independent weird movies.

00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:22.759
Yeah, she did plenty of mainstream movies, too,

00:24:22.819 --> 00:24:24.259
though. Yeah, I know. But I mean, I think she

00:24:24.259 --> 00:24:27.440
did the mainstream movies to be able to do the

00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:30.740
crazy weird independent movies. Like if I was

00:24:30.740 --> 00:24:33.420
an actor and I had this itch to do weird independent

00:24:33.420 --> 00:24:36.140
movies and I was good enough to like go and do

00:24:36.140 --> 00:24:39.720
big blockbuster movies. Yeah, like you kind of

00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:42.880
switch between a payday movie and an art movie.

00:24:43.220 --> 00:24:44.920
Yeah, like some weird art movie that I just want

00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:48.140
to do just because, you know. Yeah. And then

00:24:48.140 --> 00:24:50.700
they're like, oh, you'll pay me $8 million to

00:24:50.700 --> 00:24:52.880
be in Charlie's Angels for 15 minutes? Sure,

00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:55.119
I'll do that. And then I'll do another cool art

00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:57.119
project. You just want me to stand by the door

00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:01.940
and say, good day, ma 'am? Yeah. In the reboot

00:25:01.940 --> 00:25:05.339
of whatever? Yeah. That's all they are these

00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:09.599
days is just reboots. I mean, there's some original

00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:11.579
stuff out there. There actually is. I saw a good

00:25:11.579 --> 00:25:13.220
one the other day. What did I watch the other

00:25:13.220 --> 00:25:19.450
night? It was really good. Fuck. You know, I'm

00:25:19.450 --> 00:25:22.930
gonna say the new Predator movie Badlands. That

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was really good. It was good. That was good.

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I was surprised. I thought it was gonna be cheesy

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as fuck. They are just rehashing an old franchise,

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but it was a good movie. Yeah, for a reboot or

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whatever, for rebooting the franchise or whatever,

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I liked the last couple of Predator movies. It

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wasn't a reboot at all. It was just another Predator

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movie. Right. Right. Yeah, and there's a couple

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i've seen a couple like kind of kind of good

00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:49.000
movies like that recently. Yeah. Oh, oh that

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one, uh, one battle after another That's the

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one I watched. Well, it was fucking really good.

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I heard that was good. I want to see that I highly

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recommend it. All right I was surprised how much

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I liked it. All right, but you gotta follow it

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like it's not one of those movies you put on

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it's it's kind of long it's like two and a half

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hours or whatever but I'm gonna tell you something

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about me. If I'm gonna put on a movie, I'm gonna

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watch the fucking movie. I'm not gonna be dicking

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around on my phone. Yeah, see, I do that sometimes.

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There's movies that I've watched hundreds of

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times. And then you can dick around on your phone.

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Just so I can dick around and do whatever. Like,

00:26:25.730 --> 00:26:27.430
I put on Timecop the other day. Have you ever

00:26:27.430 --> 00:26:30.630
watched Timecop? Yeah, once a very long time

00:26:30.630 --> 00:26:32.549
ago. Oh, dude, it's such a classic Van Damme

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movie. Yes, it is. Wow, it's one of my favorites.

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It's one of my f - Timecop, dude, reminds me

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of, like, this really good time when I was, like,

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a kid. Uh -huh. Right? Like, going to the movies

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every Friday night at the mall or whatever. Yeah.

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And whenever a big movie came out, you went to

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the mall and you hung out, and Timecop came out,

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and there was, like, all these movies around

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that time. There was, like, Timecop and this

00:26:56.839 --> 00:26:59.759
other one called Time Bandits. Time Bandits.

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Which is... I haven't seen like on streaming

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or anything like that, but Time Bandits is good

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too. But Time Cop always brings me back to that

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point in life, right? Where I'm like 15 or 16

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or whatever and trying to hook up on a Friday

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night and where you went was the mall. And what

00:27:19.740 --> 00:27:22.539
you did was you went to the movies. And I've

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watched that movie so many times. There's like

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a few movies I watch all the time when I get

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sick. Like, when I get really sick or really

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bored, there's a few movies I watch, like, all

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the time. Time Caps one of them. Time Caps one

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of them. Yeah. First Blood, the original, is

00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:36.359
another one of them. That is a good movie, yeah.

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And the original Red Dawn. Okay, yeah. No, that's

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pretty good. If I'm really sick, I throw that

00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:43.759
Red Dawn movie on and I fucking watch that shit

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on repeat. I don't know why. It's just... If

00:27:46.339 --> 00:27:49.880
it's comforting to you, that's fine. Me, I'm

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not much for, like, re -watching movies. Yeah.

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I just... I like a fresh experience when I watch

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a movie. Yeah, I get it. But to me, I'd say I'll

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re -watch a movie and see something different

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every time I watch it. It's just how I am. I'll

00:28:05.619 --> 00:28:08.099
re -watch maybe if I re -watch it like five or

00:28:08.099 --> 00:28:10.200
10 years later, then I might see some different

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stuff. There's some movies that you can re -watch

00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:16.960
a little bit, like The Sixth Sense, and then

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:19.400
the second time through you see all the hints.

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Yeah, there's movies that are like that all the

00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:24.650
time. that you go back through and you're like,

00:28:24.769 --> 00:28:26.569
oh, wow, when did I catch that the first time?

00:28:26.809 --> 00:28:30.109
Yeah. Like, duh, that makes sense that it wound

00:28:30.109 --> 00:28:33.809
up that way. Yeah. So anyway, I don't know. You

00:28:33.809 --> 00:28:35.970
got anything else you want to talk about? Nah.

00:28:36.190 --> 00:28:38.910
I think that's a good episode. Yeah. Almost 30

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minutes. Yeah, that's pretty good. I got a jackalope.

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What's a jackalope? Well, it's a hybrid animal.

00:28:44.750 --> 00:28:46.970
It's a cryptid. It's a mix between a jackrabbit

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and an antelope. But like, is it a, so it just

00:28:51.250 --> 00:28:54.339
becomes a big rabbit? No, I'll show it to you

00:28:54.339 --> 00:28:57.420
later. I would show it to you on on mic, but

00:28:57.420 --> 00:29:00.779
the people can't see it. Which is why maybe we

00:29:00.779 --> 00:29:04.160
should become a video podcast. We've we've we

00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:08.319
used to do that. Yes. Yes. I toy with that. I

00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:10.839
toy with good with just having a camera set up.

00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:13.559
Yeah. And just have a shoot the shit here. Uh

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huh. I go back and forth with it. I don't know

00:29:15.819 --> 00:29:17.599
if I want to do it, but everybody's like, oh,

00:29:17.660 --> 00:29:19.619
you'll get more downloads if you do it. And I'm

00:29:19.619 --> 00:29:21.859
like, I kind of like just be an audio though.

00:29:22.300 --> 00:29:24.880
at the same time. You know, whatever. Then I

00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:28.140
have to invest in a fucking nice camera. Yeah.

00:29:29.420 --> 00:29:31.759
There's nothing quite as bothersome as a really

00:29:31.759 --> 00:29:33.539
shitty video quality. That's why I don't want

00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:35.180
to do it. I don't want to do it off the phone.

00:29:35.299 --> 00:29:37.319
Yeah, one thing that's worse than shitty video

00:29:37.319 --> 00:29:39.380
quality is shitty audio quality. Yes, exactly.

00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:42.299
Yeah, that's worse. And it's like, audio, I figured

00:29:42.299 --> 00:29:44.819
it out, right? How it's kind of easy to fix,

00:29:44.980 --> 00:29:46.839
you know what I mean? Yeah. You throw a video

00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:48.619
into the mix, that's a whole other thing I got

00:29:48.619 --> 00:29:50.220
to figure out. It's a whole extra thing you got

00:29:50.220 --> 00:29:52.640
to do lighting. Yeah. And everything. I don't

00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.619
know. If we ever were able to find a studio where

00:29:55.619 --> 00:29:59.240
they did video, I'd look into it. Oh, we could

00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:02.420
fucking... I mean, there's Public Access Studio.

00:30:03.299 --> 00:30:07.140
Yeah. Remember when we did Sean and I? Oh, yeah.

00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:09.359
At the old Public Access? Yeah, that was fun.

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That was a lot of fun. That was a lot of fun.

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To you people out there in the world. It's still

00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:17.440
on YouTube. It is. Two episodes. Two episodes.

00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:21.039
Watch Max be obsessed with Sean Penn. Yeah. Sean

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and I, look it up. Yeah. You know, it's spelled

00:30:23.700 --> 00:30:26.099
Sean. You know what it's spelled Sean? S -E -A

00:30:26.099 --> 00:30:29.839
-N. Yeah, and? And I. Look it up. We did two

00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.900
episodes. It was all done gorilla style. It was

00:30:32.900 --> 00:30:35.440
quite, and it was a lot of fun to make. Yeah.

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Anyway, I think that's gonna do it. That's our

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episode for this time. Yep. This week? This month?

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I don't know. We'll be back. That's our episode.

00:30:43.299 --> 00:30:45.299
We'll be back. We'll be back. Maybe in a couple

00:30:45.299 --> 00:30:48.970
weeks. More frequent than we have been. How about

00:30:48.970 --> 00:30:50.769
that? Yeah, we'll be back one of these days.

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Alright. Until next time, America... Don't be

00:30:53.569 --> 00:30:54.789
a dick. Don't be a dick.