​Mass Hysteria & Free Beer

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This is Take Three. Hey, welcome back to The

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Shane and I Show. My name is Shane. I'm Max,

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and blue's a primary color. That's the third

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time I've said that. It is. But in our defense,

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we've had some interruptions. We've had some

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interruptions. And fortunately, they all came

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super early in recording. Yeah. And luckily,

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and we don't have a professional podcast studio,

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so... You know, you want to send me some money

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to build a professional podcast studio? Yes,

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if you send us professional studio money, I'll

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send you a FeetPix, man. For a while. For a while?

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Dude, let me tell you something. I think it is

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the dream to be able to make a living off just

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sending FeetPix to people. Yeah, FeetPix or just

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like weird -ass body parts that people redo.

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Yeah. I mean, because feet are weird to me, right?

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Because I don't know... Oh, by the way, this

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is the podcast about nothing. Oh, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. That makes you think of something. And

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then we're just gonna go with this. Because to

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me, like, it's weird because I know people with

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feet fetishes. Me too. It's so common. And, like,

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I don't get it. I don't get it either. I don't

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get it. I actually think feet are gross. I do

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too. Yeah. Not like gross, gross, but like I'm

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not going to look at somebody's feet and be like,

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damn. I think feet are actually gross, gross.

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Like that they spend either all day on the ground

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or in socks. Right. And I honestly don't know

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which is worse. Right, right. I don't know how

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you could look at somebody's feet and just be

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like, they may not be the greatest looking person,

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but damn those feet. Look at those feet. I want

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to rub my dick on them. I'm in because of those

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feet. Yeah, and I don't get it. I've never...

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I once had a girlfriend who wanted me to suck

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on her toes. Right. And... Dude, I'd have to

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be like, dude, you need to wash that shit? Yeah.

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And if she had just washed, and I'm like, look,

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if we're both sucking on something, I can get

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behind this. I could deal if we're both sucking

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on something. But it's just not my thing. Yeah,

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I once was with a girl. She liked it when somebody

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licked the bottom of her feet. Yeah, yeah, and

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I couldn't dude I couldn't do it. That's time

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for some guys. That's the dream like dude I just

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she's like yeah, just at the bottom of my feet

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why you know we're doing x y and z and I'm like

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I Can't do it man. I mean this right like and

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at the time I thought I was into like some kinky

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stuff Yeah, but feet is a very specific kind

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of thing. Yeah, and you're either into it or

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you're not yeah You could be the kinkiest fucker

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in the world, but if feet don't do it for you,

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they don't do it for you But imagine just being

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able to make a living. You're some chick and

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you can just make a living. Just send the dudes

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pictures of your feet. Like, dude, that is the

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dream. That is the dream. That is the dream.

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If you could just send pictures of your feet.

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And you didn't have to show anything else. Yeah.

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No boobies, no booties, no face, nothing. Just

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feet. Just pictures of your feet and charge an

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obscene amount of money for it. You don't even

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need to charge an obscene amount of money. If

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you're charging 10 bucks a pop, but you take

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one picture of your foot and you send that out

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to 100 people, you just made $1 ,000. Yeah. Damn.

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If you got good -looking feet, it's a market

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you should look into. Yeah. Not my thing, but

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hey. I bet there's a market for below average,

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wide. Kind of hairy, middle -aged man's feet,

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and I just need to find these people. There's

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a market for any kind of fetish, dude. Yeah.

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Any kind of fetish, there's a market for it.

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There is. There's some weird fetishes out there.

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Fucking the thing that always blows my mind when

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I learned about it. And I will never, I will

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never not be blown away by this cake farting,

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man. Yeah. Cake farting. That's an established

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thing. I thought you were making that up, too.

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Nah, man. No, trust me. I've done some research

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on it. It's real. It is apparently, like, they

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make it a big fancy thing. Oh, yeah. And then

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this cake comes out. Yeah. And then somebody

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squats out a delicious -looking cake. And they

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fucking ruin it. Yeah. And then they eat it.

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And then they eat it. Yeah. Then they eat. You're

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eating somebody else's farts. Yes, but that I

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mean everybody's got something that they're into

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but this is gross, dude You're eating somebody

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else's farts. That's like if somebody just just

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if you just put your face Just next to somebody's

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ass Why they let one rip? Just inhale that shit

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just cuz you like the smell of it. I knew a guy

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who was into that really Yeah, he he wanted he

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wanted a girl to bear bare butt fart directly

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into his face. Yeah. Yeah Like to like his face

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buried in the crack and then the farts just coming

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out Edison and I thought like I said, I thought

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I was gonna put like shit like farting and like

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feet and like nah I'm not yeah and like pooping

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on somebody now Everybody's got something they're

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into and then everybody's got stuff. That's like

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I Don't get it. Yeah, it doesn't do it for me.

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I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get I don't get

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the kick farting thing I don't get the other

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one that I don't get and see why people like

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it I don't get it. All right. It's the furry

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thing. The furry thing? Yeah. I could... So here's

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my deal with the furry thing. Right. Because

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it's also not something I'm into, but if a cute

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girl wants to wear a costume and then, you know,

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pound one out... Yeah. I can pound one out. Well,

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I mean, yeah, I could do it too. I mean, I could

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do it. Don't get me wrong. I would not turn down

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some girl in a cute little bunny outfit or something

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like that. Yeah. I'm not gonna turn something

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down. I am not gonna dress up in some weird -ass...

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What if she's wearing a Chewbacca outfit? Cool,

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I'll do it. Also, I'm gonna tell you something.

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If she wants me to wear a Chewbacca outfit, and

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this is if I wasn't, like, happily married...

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Right. ...to my lovely wife, who I love. Right.

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But if this was, like, 15 years ago... Yeah.

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...and some girl was into that, like, I could...

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Like, feet don't do it for me. Yeah, they don't

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do it for me. Cake farts don't do it for me.

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But I could... This isn't necessarily something

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I'm into, but I could totally be... If a girl

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was like, I just want to do furry sex, I'd be

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like, okay, yeah. See, I couldn't do it if it

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was just furry sex. Like, that'd be like, if

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you want to dress up every once in a while, that's

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cool with me. Yeah. I'm not saying you gotta

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marry this girl. She just wants to bang one out

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while you're both wearing... Yeah, see, I can't

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do it every time. I gotta have a little variety.

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Yeah, me too, but... If it's like, oh, hey, you.

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And she's like, hey, you want to bang one out.

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I'm like, sure. She's like, just one thing. Just

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one thing. We both got to be dressed like Muppets.

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I got to be dressed like Muppet, and you got

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to be dressed like Chewbacca. I'd be like, well,

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OK. I mean, that's a small price to pay. See,

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I could do it like an occasional thing. Yeah.

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Right? Yeah. I could do it like an occasional

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thing. I'd be fine with it. Right, but that's

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not... Like an all -the -time thing? It's not

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what gets your motor going. Like an all -the

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-time thing? Nah. Nah. That'd be like somebody

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that would be like having sex at Disney. Yeah.

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Right? Which I could get behind, that I could

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get behind. Yeah. It's it's it's one of those

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things where like I don't find it specifically

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off -putting right the way You find feet off

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-putting the way I find feet and farts. Yeah

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Yeah, yeah, I don't find it up. I don't find

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it as off -putting isn't a fine feeder first

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Yeah, I like to consider myself a pretty open

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-minded guy when it comes to stuff, but just

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dude feet, you know Everybody's into something

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and I'm not even necessarily gonna judge But

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there's some shit that it just like, it gives

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me a wicked case of the softies. Yeah. And so...

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See, the other one that gets to me that I'm just

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like, I just never understand it, is like people

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pooping on other people. Yeah, poop is gross.

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It's gross. It's gross. But there's a big cake

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fetish for it. It is, yeah. Right? Yeah. There's

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also a pea fetish? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, P. I could

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almost understand because you kind of get away

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with it. Like if you're in the shower with your

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significant other and you throw a little piss

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down, they're like, Oh, yeah, that doesn't I

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that that I that gives me the softies. Yeah.

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Yeah. And they get all like that. You know, they're

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kind of into getting pissed on. Yeah. Gives me

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the softies. Right. Yeah. But, you know, again,

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you're not to each his own. I'm not I'm not one

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to judge. But pooping on somebody. I've seen

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a video. I've seen a couple of videos. I have

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some weird friends I've seen a couple videos

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where like the way they set it up to where it's

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like they have to put they put like Like bags

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over the guy like everywhere right? Mm -hmm like

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his area to over his head Over his over his face.

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Just the area they're gonna poop on is the only

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area exposed. Uh -huh. And that's the area they

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aim for And then the one video I saw, they were

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off aim. Like, dude, it's right there. How are

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you off aim? Well, I mean, it's one of those

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things. Like, I could hit a target peeing, but

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I pee standing up. But you're literally squatting

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above the dude. Yeah, but sometimes it comes

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out at an angle. Right. And then you have to

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be sure... You have to be sure, if you're the

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person that's pooping on the person that's sitting

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underneath you, you have to be sure that that

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poop is a solid poop and not the runs. Well,

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first off, I can tell before it comes out. Right.

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Roughly what the consistency is going to be.

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I can certainly tell whether it's solid or liquid.

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Right. But maybe some people are into, maybe

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some people are like, oh, I like to poop and

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it comes out and it's the runs and they're like,

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oh, even better. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe. But

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I heard there's like people paying big bucks

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for that stuff. Yeah. It's weird. Weird people.

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Yeah. To each his own. To each his own. There's

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a lot of people for whom paying for it is part

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of the kink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see, each

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his own, man. Each his own. Right? But moving

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on. All right. Because we've been on, that was

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just the intro. Do we want to get to a more wholesome

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topic? Yeah, yeah. 10 minutes in, people are

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already like, I'm not listening to this anymore.

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All they're talking about is poop for the first

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10 minutes. and defeat, but you're still here.

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Do we want to talk about the meowing nuns? Yeah,

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well, we got options, dude. We could talk about

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the meowing nuns. Because after everything we

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just said and I say meowing nuns, and the audience

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is probably like they're going to talk about

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another sex thing. Yeah, but it's not sex. But

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it's not a sex thing. It's not a sex thing. I

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got to find the meowing nuns. Oh, yeah. Here

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we go. Yeah, let's move into the Meowing Nuts.

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I personally wanted to move into the Great Laughter

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Epidemic of 1962, but... 1962? 1962, the Great

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Laughter Epidemic. Where? In a boarding school

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in Trans... in Tarzania. Tarzania? Tarzania.

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It's always in some weird place. It's never like,

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oh, in Finkersfield, California. No, it's in

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like Tarzania or Romania or places places that

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people are waiting mean Tarzana Tarzana. Yeah,

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Tarzana, California. No, no Tarzania Tanzania

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Tanzania Tanzania. There it is. All right, cool.

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There's no there's there's not that's okay Okay,

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so Yeah, 1962 in a boarding school in Tanzania

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Tanzania Tanzania Three year olds started laughing

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uncontrollably instead of stopping the laughter

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spread like a virus. It eventually forced the

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school to shut down and spread to nearby villages

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affecting over a thousand people. You know, you

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don't think of these obscure little countries

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in sub -Saharan Africa and think that's a place

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where people just laugh uncontrollably. So it's

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nice that they had that. Dude, and it wasn't

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like, it wasn't like happy laughter either. I

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mean, it was accompanied by like, from what I'm

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saying, people were like having respiratory issues

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and they're having crying fits. It lasted for

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18 months. Just maniacal laughing hysteria. That's

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actually frightening. Like you're, dude, just

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imagine like you're in this, you're in this village

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and these three, it was started by three girls

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and now everybody in your little village or whatever

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is fucking laughing. Yeah. And people are fainting

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and stuff, and they're like, oh my god, but I

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can't stop laughing. And you're trying to have

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a serious conversation with somebody, like, hey,

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you're so -and -so passed away, you're just hysterically

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laughing, trying to tell somebody somebody else

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passed away. And it's not one of these things

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that was in like the medieval times, it was in

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like 1962. 1962, that's modern times. back when

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I think Kennedy first became president, right?

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He was president in 62, yeah. He wasn't first,

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I mean, he'd been president for a minute at that

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point. But yeah, man, we got strange facts about

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history, people, so hopefully you stuck with

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us. Yeah. The laughter of Tanzania. Yeah, it

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went from a thousand people to like whole villages.

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It spread for like 18 months. God damn. Yeah.

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So, yeah, that's one. All right. That's one.

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You know, I like laughing, but 18 months would

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just be too much. It wasn't like you could stop,

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either, from what I read. It's like constant.

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That's hysterical laughter. It sounds like something,

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you know what it reminds me of? What? It reminds

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me of something that would happen in one of the

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Batman comics. Yeah, when the Joker uses laughing

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gas. Yeah. And people laugh themselves to death.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what it reminds me

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of. So there you go for you nerds out there.

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Yeah. But we could move on to the great French

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cat yelling incident. Is this the one with the

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nuns? This is, uh... Yes, the one with the nuns.

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Here's the thing about this one. Yes. It's because

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it happened in the Middle Ages. You can't be

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like, oh, it didn't happen. Well, no, you absolutely

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can. How? It happened in the Middle Ages. You

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can't just be like, oh, no, that didn't happen.

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Oh, no, you can't just... Listen, here's... There's

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a lot of... crazy shit that happened in the Middle

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Ages. Dude, the Middle Ages is crazy. But there's

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a lot of crazy shit that happened in the Middle

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Ages that you can reasonably say, like, oh no,

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this fucking, this fucking saint didn't come

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back from the dead and walk along the walls to

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save the city from, from fucking destruction.

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But then you could at least put somebody in a

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guillotine and cut their head off because you're

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a witch. Well, no, you couldn't in the Middle

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Ages because guillotine wasn't invented until...

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Well, you could just cut their head off. Yeah,

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yeah. Back then, they had professional headchoppers.

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In France, they used a sword. All right. Well,

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speaking of France, we're in France. We're in

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the French right now. We're in the French right

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now. We're in France. The great French cat -meowing

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incident. During the Middle Ages, a nun in a

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French convent inexplicably started meowing like

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a cow. Within hours, every other nun in the convent

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joined in. That's hysteria. Yeah. They would

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all stand together and meow in unison for several

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hours at the same time every single day. That

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would just be some weird shit. Every single day?

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Every single day at the same time? I would think

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maybe it would happen, like, in spurts on, like,

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a four -week cycle. But this is why I can't,

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you can't, how do you know it's in the, it's

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in the Middle Ages? How do you know it was every

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single day? Like, how do you know that's a fact?

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There would have been a, an abbot, an abbotess,

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an abbess. Are you just making shit up right

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now? Look, these people were literate and there

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was somebody in charge writing this shit down.

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Right. As it was happening. I don't know, man.

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Every day seems like I could get it if it was

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like you said, every four weeks. Yeah, if it

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was that, it was like their cycles are lining

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up. Yeah. Because you get a bunch of... Yeah,

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and back then they weren't, you know, medical

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stuff. They didn't really talk about medical

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stuff in the 1500s. Yeah. In fact, back then,

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they wouldn't even let a woman into church if

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she was on her Her time of the month. I mean,

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depending on where you were. Right. They only

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stop because the police started to whip the nuns

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with the rods until they went back to being quiet.

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That's the perfect fucking medieval Europe thing.

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There's women behaving strangely. All right.

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Threaten to whip them with rods. Threaten to

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whip them with rods. But remember the rule of

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thumb, the rods can be no thicker than your thumb.

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Until they're quiet. Until those nuns are quiet

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again, we will whip them with our rods. Yeah,

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and it's not just regular women, it's nuns. It's

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nuns. We're not going against God or anything.

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Yeah, we're just literally whipping God's wife

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with a rod. Because we don't like that. She's

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meowing at the same time every day Well quite

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annoying well if it solves the problem it solves

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That said here's here's the thing with mass hysteria

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if it's not happening every day that means it

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stopped happening, right? So I believe that it

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was happening every day, right? Yeah, you could

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you could But there's just he just goes to show

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there's all kinds of fake news even going back

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to like old into like medieval times You know,

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oh, yeah You're like you can't trust nothing.

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Like the other day I was thinking about this

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the other day I was saying I was telling you

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before we went on I was reading somewhere and

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It seems silly to me. I didn't think it was real,

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but it just seems silly to me I read this thing

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where the article said the president said this

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but it's not It's not actual fact. Okay, right.

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Yeah, it's not that this is a matter of factual

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thing Apparently if you feel your gas tank up

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after nine o 'clock at night You get more gas?

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You get more gas because the gas, you see, expands.

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Yeah. It expands, therefore you fill your tank

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up with less money. That was the point of the

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article, is that you spend less at the gas pump

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because you're filling it up at nine o 'clock

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and the tank expands. I would think the tank

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would contract. I would think everything would

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contract at night. No, because you're not understanding

00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:51.680
it's because the air is cooler at night. Oh,

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the air is cooler at night So the gas expands

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so it fills up more. Wait, wait, wait. By this

00:19:58.579 --> 00:20:03.220
logic You're saving money by putting less gas

00:20:03.220 --> 00:20:06.319
in your gas tank. Exactly But won't you just

00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:09.220
have to fill up earlier? Well, now you're using

00:20:09.220 --> 00:20:12.180
logic. Now I'm using logic, right? Yeah Also,

00:20:12.180 --> 00:20:15.619
let's not think about the fact that the gas is

00:20:15.619 --> 00:20:18.940
stored underground, so it's the same temperature

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around the clock. People just want to fucking,

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they don't want to pay the money at the gas pump

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right now, which I get. They're looking for any

00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.500
kind of silly solution, right? I say drive downhill.

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That's the other one, that's my favorite one.

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My favorite one is when driving, always find

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routes that are downhill. Because it'll save

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you gas mileage. Because you're not. Yeah. As

00:20:43.779 --> 00:20:46.779
long as you're always driving downhill, then

00:20:46.779 --> 00:20:49.319
you'll always be saving gas. You'll always be

00:20:49.319 --> 00:20:51.660
saving gas. So wherever you're going, make sure

00:20:51.660 --> 00:20:54.019
you take the downhill route. And don't press

00:20:54.019 --> 00:20:56.559
the gas when you're going downhill. See, that's

00:20:56.559 --> 00:20:59.279
the thing, is you can't press the gas when you're

00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:03.000
going to U coast. Right, U coast. And so that

00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:06.299
way you're saving gas whilst coasting. Yeah.

00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:09.809
And you win. And you win. You beat the pump.

00:21:09.990 --> 00:21:12.190
It's all about winning. And it's all about beating

00:21:12.190 --> 00:21:15.069
the gas prices that are out, that are just, you

00:21:15.069 --> 00:21:18.650
know. Yeah. People are complaining about. Yeah.

00:21:18.910 --> 00:21:20.690
My other favorite kind of people during a crisis

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like this are people that are kind of like me,

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where you're just kind of like, eh, whatever,

00:21:25.549 --> 00:21:27.549
we're just going to pay at the pump. Yeah, that

00:21:27.549 --> 00:21:29.869
is what it is. I'm not going to go for a leisure

00:21:29.869 --> 00:21:31.750
drive right now. Yeah, I'm not going for a leisure

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drive and I'm not driving to like, I'm not trying

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to drive over 150 miles an hour, 150 miles or

00:21:38.250 --> 00:21:40.829
whatever. Right. I'm going to stay local. Yeah.

00:21:40.869 --> 00:21:44.369
I'm going to commute to and from work. And it

00:21:44.369 --> 00:21:47.750
is what it is, man. It's gas prices. Yeah, it

00:21:47.750 --> 00:21:50.990
is what it is. Yeah. You know, the people I feel

00:21:50.990 --> 00:21:53.970
bad about, I feel bad for though, or the people

00:21:53.970 --> 00:21:56.660
with those big ass trucks. Yeah. Cause they're

00:21:56.660 --> 00:21:59.380
spending like 200 and we're in California, my

00:21:59.380 --> 00:22:02.099
news. So our gas prices are already high. They

00:22:02.099 --> 00:22:04.180
are very high. Yeah. And now they're even higher.

00:22:04.299 --> 00:22:06.579
Yeah. Dude. It's like six bucks a gallon out.

00:22:06.660 --> 00:22:09.400
It is six bucks a gallon out there. Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:15.200
I, I, yeah. My, my, my car burns a lot of gas

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:20.920
and cause you know, it's actually on a truck

00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:24.400
chassis and I got it because I need to tow my

00:22:24.400 --> 00:22:27.589
trailer. Yeah. But I mean, that thing fucking

00:22:27.589 --> 00:22:31.190
just gulps up the gas. Yeah. See, I'm lucky mine

00:22:31.190 --> 00:22:36.170
may have some mechanical issues, right? It may

00:22:36.170 --> 00:22:39.029
piss me off from time to time. And I always have

00:22:39.029 --> 00:22:41.789
something I got to fix on it because it's a 2011.

00:22:42.289 --> 00:22:46.109
But the thing gets like 25, 26 miles a gallon.

00:22:47.650 --> 00:22:51.230
So I'm not complaining right now. Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:51.369 --> 00:22:54.329
My Corolla, I could get 32 miles a gallon out

00:22:54.329 --> 00:22:56.210
of that thing. As a matter of fact, there was

00:22:56.210 --> 00:22:58.750
a period, here's a funny thing. There was a period

00:22:58.750 --> 00:23:02.369
for the last, this actually happened. There was

00:23:02.369 --> 00:23:05.529
a period for the last two months where my radio,

00:23:06.329 --> 00:23:08.470
the audio in my radio kept making this fucking

00:23:08.470 --> 00:23:12.150
weird ass chirping sound. And I couldn't figure

00:23:12.150 --> 00:23:14.910
it out, right? I thought maybe I blew the power

00:23:14.910 --> 00:23:16.710
amp or something like that. Maybe I have to,

00:23:16.809 --> 00:23:19.630
and I tried everything. I tried Google and shit.

00:23:19.750 --> 00:23:22.269
I tried reading the manual. Couldn't figure it

00:23:22.269 --> 00:23:24.670
out to figure out what the fuck they were saying.

00:23:24.690 --> 00:23:27.430
Oh, it's the audience the The chirping sound

00:23:27.430 --> 00:23:29.109
is coming from the fact that they're high the

00:23:29.109 --> 00:23:30.710
high res from the alternator So you're gonna

00:23:30.710 --> 00:23:32.890
have to replace the alternator. Yada da da da

00:23:32.890 --> 00:23:35.549
da I'm like fuck. I don't replace the alternator

00:23:35.549 --> 00:23:38.369
the alternator Yeah, because your stereos making

00:23:38.369 --> 00:23:41.049
a chirping sound exactly what I said. Yeah didn't

00:23:41.049 --> 00:23:44.500
make sense. Yeah So I shut the thing down. I

00:23:44.500 --> 00:23:46.799
didn't use it for like two months. Yeah. Right.

00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:48.480
Because I'm like, at this point, I don't want

00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:50.400
to fix another thing on this car. Yeah. I love

00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:53.339
this car to death, but I ain't going to put in

00:23:53.339 --> 00:23:55.619
another thousand, another 600 bucks or whatever

00:23:55.619 --> 00:23:58.039
to get just to fix the radio, get a little external

00:23:58.039 --> 00:23:59.960
speaker. I'll be good. Yeah. A little Bluetooth

00:23:59.960 --> 00:24:01.640
speaker. You're good to go. That's what I got.

00:24:01.819 --> 00:24:04.539
Anyway, until recently. And then I was doing

00:24:04.539 --> 00:24:06.279
a little more research and I was talking to a

00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:07.660
buddy of mine that's really into cars and he

00:24:07.660 --> 00:24:10.579
goes, you know, a lot of those 2011 Hyundai Sonatas,

00:24:10.700 --> 00:24:14.000
that's what I drive. He's like, they had these

00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:17.259
relay things in the fuse box, right? The relay

00:24:17.259 --> 00:24:19.740
controls the horn, controls the steering, and

00:24:19.740 --> 00:24:22.799
if you have that out for a long period of time.

00:24:23.259 --> 00:24:26.039
the computer will send a message like a chirping

00:24:26.039 --> 00:24:29.079
sound through the radio. This I understood. This

00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:31.579
made sense to me. Coming from the alternator

00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:33.759
didn't make sense to me. So I went onto Amazon

00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:35.559
and this just happened like two days ago, right?

00:24:35.849 --> 00:24:38.950
I went on Amazon and got the little part number,

00:24:39.009 --> 00:24:41.029
got the part delivered to me for like three bucks.

00:24:41.230 --> 00:24:43.269
Yeah. Four bucks. Popped out the old one, put

00:24:43.269 --> 00:24:44.950
in the new one? I popped out the old one a long

00:24:44.950 --> 00:24:46.710
time ago. Oh, okay. And I think that's why the

00:24:46.710 --> 00:24:48.109
chirping sound, that's why the chirping sound

00:24:48.109 --> 00:24:50.289
was coming in through the audio. Oh, okay. Had

00:24:50.289 --> 00:24:53.250
it on, had it out for so long because what was

00:24:53.250 --> 00:24:56.069
happening before is the horn was just randomly

00:24:56.069 --> 00:24:58.690
going off when I was driving. Oh, okay. Yeah,

00:24:58.690 --> 00:25:01.769
yeah. And so. You don't want that. I don't, no,

00:25:02.069 --> 00:25:04.410
it was, it just made me look like an idiot. Yeah.

00:25:04.490 --> 00:25:06.390
So I took that out because the horn was going

00:25:06.390 --> 00:25:08.109
off, and then it stopped, and then I disconnected

00:25:08.109 --> 00:25:11.190
the horn. All right. So who needs a fucking horn

00:25:11.190 --> 00:25:14.190
anyway? That's a safety feature, but okay. Anyway,

00:25:14.269 --> 00:25:18.170
I put it back in two days ago. Chirped a little

00:25:18.170 --> 00:25:20.609
bit when I first put it back in, didn't use it.

00:25:20.750 --> 00:25:23.470
So for the last two days, I've been driving around

00:25:23.470 --> 00:25:25.789
with the radio on, which I'm really happy about.

00:25:25.789 --> 00:25:29.990
Yep. No chirping. Nice. So I don't know why I

00:25:29.990 --> 00:25:32.589
went on a tangent, but. It doesn't matter. I

00:25:32.589 --> 00:25:34.349
was thinking maybe you had a bird living in your

00:25:34.349 --> 00:25:37.190
speaker. Yeah, but it was like it was like an

00:25:37.190 --> 00:25:39.569
annoying It was like a bird chirping. It was

00:25:39.569 --> 00:25:41.829
like almost like a like a beat like a high -pitched.

00:25:41.950 --> 00:25:45.910
You know what I mean? Be sure like a deliberate

00:25:45.910 --> 00:25:47.950
electronic yeah, and then sometimes it would

00:25:47.950 --> 00:25:51.589
just go on for a while like you just go on and

00:25:51.589 --> 00:25:54.390
It was annoying which is why which is why somebody

00:25:54.390 --> 00:25:57.710
which is why you could possibly be that the voltage

00:25:57.710 --> 00:26:00.710
from the From the alternator going out was causing

00:26:00.710 --> 00:26:02.890
it because it was really from the dashboard and

00:26:02.890 --> 00:26:06.829
not from the audio. But whatever, I got it fixed.

00:26:06.910 --> 00:26:08.609
All right. Yeah. And I just want to tangent about

00:26:08.609 --> 00:26:12.369
my car. That's fine. I had one more thing I wanted

00:26:12.369 --> 00:26:14.269
to talk about too, and almost half an hour in,

00:26:14.289 --> 00:26:15.930
but I'm going to talk about it. You want to keep

00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:19.450
going? Let's do it. Because we got to talk about

00:26:19.450 --> 00:26:26.809
the dancing plague of 1518. Oh, yeah. In 16th

00:26:26.809 --> 00:26:28.769
century. See, these all take place in the 15th,

00:26:28.769 --> 00:26:31.839
16th century. Except the one that took place

00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:35.980
in 1962. I can't remember which one that was.

00:26:36.380 --> 00:26:39.180
That was The Laughter. Yeah, The Laughter. But

00:26:39.180 --> 00:26:41.660
it was some far away place though, too. Tanzania.

00:26:41.819 --> 00:26:44.380
Tanzania. Yeah. So it wasn't like it was in Bakersfield

00:26:44.380 --> 00:26:48.160
or something. Right. But this one is in... There

00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:50.359
probably was no Bakersfield in 15 anything. Yeah,

00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:53.759
probably not. Starrisburg? Starris? Starrisborg.

00:26:53.940 --> 00:26:57.099
Salzburg? Starrisborg, yes. Salzburg? Salzburg.

00:26:57.660 --> 00:27:02.380
Salzburg. Yeah. And women started dancing feverantly

00:27:02.380 --> 00:27:04.920
in the street for no reason. Within a month,

00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:07.259
400 people had joined her. They did not stop

00:27:07.259 --> 00:27:11.539
for weeks. Not to eat, not to sleep, not to rest.

00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.380
Until... until many literally died from exhaustion

00:27:15.380 --> 00:27:18.839
or heart attacks. Local doctors at the time actually

00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:24.359
recommended more dancing to cure them and even

00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:27.019
built a wooden stage for the crowd. Get it out

00:27:27.019 --> 00:27:29.880
of their system. Get it out of your system. But

00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:32.480
how do you, you just start, you're just walking

00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.920
down the street one day. All of a sudden you

00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.599
just start dancing to a beat in your own head.

00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:40.589
You never felt the need to bust a move? No. Well,

00:27:40.609 --> 00:27:43.390
these people did. Yeah, obviously. Spontaneously.

00:27:43.589 --> 00:27:46.529
Spontaneous. In 15, whatever. In Salzburg. In

00:27:46.529 --> 00:27:49.630
1510. In 1510. Another thing you can't check

00:27:49.630 --> 00:27:53.769
if it was real or not. That's actually not the

00:27:53.769 --> 00:27:55.970
only dancing plague that happened. Really? There

00:27:55.970 --> 00:27:58.130
was another one? Yeah. There were a few. Yeah.

00:27:58.269 --> 00:28:01.569
Really? Yeah. And they all basically were the

00:28:01.569 --> 00:28:05.049
same thing. Someone started dancing, and then

00:28:05.049 --> 00:28:08.710
it caught on, and then it got bad, and then it

00:28:08.710 --> 00:28:13.039
went away. Yeah. Kind of like a trend. But people

00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:15.279
don't, people didn't die. Yeah, but it wasn't

00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.319
a trend. It was mass hysteria. Right. Yeah. Mass

00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:20.779
hysteria is a funny thing. It is. It's a funny

00:28:20.779 --> 00:28:24.319
thing. Remember the year 2020? I do remember

00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:27.240
the year 2020. Yeah. Mass hysteria is a funny

00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:29.259
thing until you're living through it. And then

00:28:29.259 --> 00:28:32.660
it's like, uh, this, this is... Dude, they were

00:28:32.660 --> 00:28:34.380
trying to do that again with that fucking ship.

00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:37.779
I almost was about ready to lose it. The Hantavirus

00:28:37.779 --> 00:28:41.480
ship? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's like, oh my

00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:44.880
god, it's gonna be 2020 again. No, it's not.

00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.680
Yeah, no, it's not Leave it to the fucking interweb

00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:50.680
to try to make a big deal. I know this is not

00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.799
the first time people have got hantavirus Right,

00:28:54.420 --> 00:28:56.559
but it's always on a crew. Why is why do we what

00:28:56.559 --> 00:28:58.740
is weird? Why do weird diseases always start

00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:00.920
on a fucking cruise ship? They don't start on

00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:02.480
a cruise ship, but they're catching on a cruise

00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:04.440
ship because everybody's just packed in there

00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.160
in close quarters Yeah, you're never gonna get

00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.079
me on the cruise I went on a cruise once it was

00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:13.599
it was okay, you know You're just not maybe if

00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:15.920
I maybe if like I went to Alaska because I feel

00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:17.680
like maybe the cold air would keep me a little

00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.839
You know, you'd be a little safer because there's

00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:21.940
some of these cruise ships, man Like you just

00:29:21.940 --> 00:29:23.680
hear these horror stories all the time and I'm

00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:25.599
like, I don't want to go on a cruise ship Did

00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:27.940
you hear how the hunt of iris outbreak started

00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:30.859
on the cruise ship from like? Well, I mean the

00:29:30.859 --> 00:29:32.599
only way hunt this but hunter fire starts is

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:35.380
from like it's from like rodent. Yeah fucking

00:29:35.380 --> 00:29:39.019
feces Yeah, what happened? was one of the passengers

00:29:39.019 --> 00:29:41.839
on a cruise ship took, I guess, before he got

00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:43.859
on the cruise ship or maybe it was on one of

00:29:43.859 --> 00:29:45.640
the, I think it was probably before he got on

00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:49.279
the cruise ship. He went to a garbage dump in

00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:53.180
Argentina. And he was an entomologist, so he

00:29:53.180 --> 00:29:56.200
studies bugs, I guess. And so he went to a garbage

00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:59.619
dump to look at bugs, came into contact with

00:29:59.619 --> 00:30:02.619
rat turds or whatever. Wash his fucking hands.

00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:05.140
Didn't wash his hands and then he had a sandwich

00:30:05.140 --> 00:30:10.599
for lunch and fucking hunt a virus. Dude, if

00:30:10.599 --> 00:30:13.099
you go to, everybody knows if you go to the fucking

00:30:13.099 --> 00:30:15.559
dump, wash your fucking hands. Wash your fucking

00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:19.119
hands before you eat. I one time went to the

00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:22.859
dump and then I had, I was really hungry and

00:30:22.859 --> 00:30:25.980
there was a burrito truck there. So I got a burrito.

00:30:26.589 --> 00:30:28.710
I didn't wash my hands, but you know, I like

00:30:28.710 --> 00:30:30.849
wiped them off on my... Yeah, but you didn't

00:30:30.849 --> 00:30:33.630
fucking die either. I didn't die either, but

00:30:33.630 --> 00:30:35.950
I almost, that burrito chewed up my guts, man.

00:30:36.490 --> 00:30:40.750
Most burritos, most burritos from a burrito truck

00:30:40.750 --> 00:30:45.049
by a dump would do that to you. My reasoning

00:30:45.049 --> 00:30:50.369
when I saw it is I was like, at first, who, who

00:30:50.369 --> 00:30:56.539
would buy... Who would eat from a truck at the

00:30:56.539 --> 00:31:01.299
dump, right? Who? You. And then I thought to

00:31:01.299 --> 00:31:04.279
myself, that's naturally the first question everyone

00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.819
asks. And so if this place is here, they must

00:31:07.819 --> 00:31:10.279
have a really good burrito if they're still open.

00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:15.799
Right. Yeah. I was wrong about that. It was a

00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.799
combination of flavorless and spicy. It tore

00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:21.990
up my guts. That's what you get for thinking

00:31:21.990 --> 00:31:24.130
you can get a good burrito from a good burrito

00:31:24.130 --> 00:31:27.049
truck. Buy it up. Yeah. So that's, that's on

00:31:27.049 --> 00:31:31.730
me. So if you're out in the world and you go

00:31:31.730 --> 00:31:34.970
to the dump, wash your hands. You don't want

00:31:34.970 --> 00:31:37.009
to, you don't want to create viruses and shit.

00:31:37.150 --> 00:31:38.730
We don't want to go through 2020. We don't need

00:31:38.730 --> 00:31:41.490
mass hysteria again. Go through 2020 again. Yeah.

00:31:42.230 --> 00:31:43.990
And no matter what the news is telling you, it's

00:31:43.990 --> 00:31:46.170
not going to, it's not going to become 2020 again.

00:31:46.289 --> 00:31:49.329
We're okay. Well, I mean it. My, you know, nothing's

00:31:49.329 --> 00:31:53.529
a pandemic until it is. Right. But it's it's

00:31:53.529 --> 00:31:58.250
most pandemics. Most of the time, people like

00:31:58.250 --> 00:32:02.390
never even like it never affects people in good

00:32:02.390 --> 00:32:06.269
old America. Right. Anyway, I think that's gonna

00:32:06.269 --> 00:32:09.529
wrap it up for about 35 minutes. Yeah, fuck yeah.

00:32:09.769 --> 00:32:13.869
Yeah. Remember Zika virus? No. Yeah, that's right.

00:32:14.009 --> 00:32:17.349
We have the next version of. the virus that shall

00:32:17.349 --> 00:32:19.849
not be named? Zika was like 12 years ago, maybe,

00:32:20.349 --> 00:32:23.490
and it would like, it was like a mild thing,

00:32:23.569 --> 00:32:25.430
but if you got it while you were pregnant, your

00:32:25.430 --> 00:32:28.250
baby might end up with a shrunken head. Oh, damn.

00:32:28.349 --> 00:32:31.690
Yeah. That's not cool. Yeah. And then they quickly

00:32:31.690 --> 00:32:35.390
got a vaccine out and all that. Yeah. See, that's

00:32:35.390 --> 00:32:40.730
why I think the fucking, the virus that shall

00:32:40.730 --> 00:32:43.329
not be named, I think it was blown way out of

00:32:43.329 --> 00:32:46.930
proportion. I don't think it was, but I think

00:32:46.930 --> 00:32:49.990
people... Going way out of proportion in the

00:32:49.990 --> 00:32:53.190
sense that, like, I believe it was, like, I know

00:32:53.190 --> 00:32:55.349
it was a real thing. Yeah. I'm not denying that

00:32:55.349 --> 00:32:58.269
it was a real thing. Yeah. Like, I got sick from

00:32:58.269 --> 00:33:01.250
it. Yeah, me too. Right? But it wasn't go to

00:33:01.250 --> 00:33:05.130
the hospital sick. I actually did end up in the

00:33:05.130 --> 00:33:08.289
emergency room when I got it. I didn't have to

00:33:08.289 --> 00:33:11.410
get on a ventilator or anything. But it, you

00:33:11.410 --> 00:33:16.710
know, like, that... Corona 1 .0 killed about

00:33:16.710 --> 00:33:19.829
1 % of people who got it. I think it's because

00:33:19.829 --> 00:33:21.569
they didn't catch it early enough, because I

00:33:21.569 --> 00:33:23.329
had it, like, at the very beginning. I thought

00:33:23.329 --> 00:33:26.230
it was from back when I was vaping. Because there

00:33:26.230 --> 00:33:28.869
was this whole story, and I think what happened

00:33:28.869 --> 00:33:32.859
is they conveniently... In the beginning, this

00:33:32.859 --> 00:33:35.339
is very beginning early, right? And I'm gonna

00:33:35.339 --> 00:33:37.119
say this and people are gonna get all fucking

00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:40.519
mad at me, but I'm a firm believer in this. Back

00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:42.480
when they had the whole thing about what were

00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:44.559
those things people were vaping on back then?

00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.880
The ones that were really popular that everybody

00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:48.940
used? Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:50.819
The disposable vapings. Yeah, I can't remember

00:33:50.819 --> 00:33:52.700
the name of the company. Me neither. But everybody

00:33:52.700 --> 00:33:54.920
was getting sick from what? Jewel? Jewel, yeah.

00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:56.380
Everybody was getting sick from their jewel,

00:33:56.420 --> 00:34:00.400
right? And it was the same symptoms as fucking...

00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:03.799
The corona virus exact same symptoms. Yes, and

00:34:03.799 --> 00:34:06.579
it was all right before it was all the corona

00:34:06.579 --> 00:34:09.619
and everything Yeah, and I had it I got it that

00:34:09.619 --> 00:34:12.400
early. Yeah, you met it was from vaping. Yeah

00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:14.599
Thinking that it but it turned out it was actually

00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:17.260
the corona virus. Yeah, it was all the same symptoms

00:34:17.260 --> 00:34:21.099
Yeah, no, I know what you mean that company jewel

00:34:21.099 --> 00:34:25.679
just went under from all that Yeah, you don't

00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:27.079
see Jules around much anymore. You don't see

00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:29.300
Jules around much anymore. Anyway, I think that's

00:34:29.300 --> 00:34:31.239
gonna do it for this episode. Yeah. If you stuck

00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:34.480
with us from the beginning about all the kinky

00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:37.019
stuff and took a wholesome... And the color blue.

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